Can any of you ad to my list Mutton dagger Old blind Bob Hanging Johnny Fishing rod Tally wacker Pocket rocket One eyed trouser trout Ding dong Ankle spanker Pork sword, Engine cranker Hairy hot dog Davy Cockett
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT! I got more:
Wang Wahzoo Weenie wacker Pecker Pee Pee Kidney cracker Heat seeking moisture missile Giggle stick Love whistle Tube steak Uncle Dick (hehe)
1) Pencil Dick 2) Tae Stick 3) Picky Dicky 4) Sub Sinker 5) Third Eye 6) My favorite: Benny and the Jetts (dick and balls) 7) Tom Drooly 8) Weed Wacker 9) Bedroom Hose 10) Door Stopper
Pencil Dick? Kinda derogatory? no? Tom Drooly? I should hope not! Weed wacker? Never used mine for that !!! Door stopper?! eek.... just the thought of that makes me squirm....
Wesums guys are a bit sensitive about our "parts"! or I guess some have not noticed.... even going to sleep with someone is a bit of a "hard time" for us - at times, cause we all know wimin can git strange ideas in their heads! lol but still the concept of squeezing johnny and me boys under a door to stop it from moving is a bit hard to swallow!
eeeeeeekkkkk.... as "HE" ran from the room, leaving his leotards behind....! lol!
Was trying to make light of a "delicate" situation... that seems to happen with some frequency! Me?? what do I call my "member" I don't - usually he calls me! lol....
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