This is for only non PC members to discuss...that eliminates those who are offended at topics that are clearly non-PC.  

I could detail the many glories of my mammoth tool, or I could try to hijack this thread from the get-go.  I mean, when was the last time there was a vagina thread?  What kind of pussy to you like to eat?  How should the pubes be trimmed?  What size clit do you like?  What's the biggest clit you've ever seen?  Do you like large lips or small?  How important is FIV to you?  And what about pussy juice?  Do you like no smell at all?  Or do you like just a hint of twat?  Or are you a real man and revel in the stench of Dead-Tuna Pussy?
Give it up!
And as an incentive, here's the ultimate rant about pussy!  I know you know what I mean, CPA!

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I know people...lots of VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE

Blame yourselves for making the board dead.
You even make me say fuck this site.
Pathetic form of entertainment.  
Sorry guys.. It just isn't fun anymore. What happened??
Is it only about making others look stupid to make yourselves look cool?
For Shame.
It is supposed to be fun. But you are trying to hurt people.
Not cool in my book.

Especially if she has a shaven pussy with puffy lips, a prominent clit and juice like cream.
I devour little demons like this

What have you done with Santa?  And what about Mrs. Clause?

She means my Dick is much  smaller and quicker than Big John pound long time , who just left .
http://www.thevisualiser.net/

Posted By: ChgoCPA

This is for only non PC members to discuss...that eliminates those who are offended at topics that are clearly non-PC.    
   
 Caution....DICK SIZED THREAD HERE  
   
 What haven't we (as a community) discussed on cocks?  Is there anything?  
   
 Let's not make this racist either as clearly a member is anal on that topic.  Remember...cocks come in all sizes, shapes and colors.  So Mr. BigP...don't pull out your race card....I'm including everything about the color of a cock.  What color is yours?  
   
 So gals...do you find obese guys to have cocks that satisfy you?  Yep...even those gals that are posting ads on the boards on a daily basis...you know who you are.  You're the gals that complained earlier.  Really, TER members want to know what you do when that obese man drops his drawers to announce that his pecker really is underneath that apron.    
   
 Let's please stay on topic kids...don't want someone to cry and have TER have to monitor every post here.  
   
 BTW...perfectstorm this is for you.  I know how much this is your favorite topic as well  

Back in college, we always referred to a raging hard-on as a "relt," short for "reltney."  Our definition was an erection so huge and instantaneous if sucked all the blood from the rest of your body, killing you instantly.
Lo and behold, you can find it in the Urban Dictionary!

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THIS is my version of Santa!

There's an entire army of these gals...you have no power to stop them.

Now I know why you don't tour...that won't fit in the overhead compartment.

It's an option...consider it.

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

Blame yourselves for making the board dead.  
 You even make me say fuck this site.  
 Pathetic form of entertainment.  
 Sorry guys.. It just isn't fun anymore. What happened??  
 Is it only about making others look stupid to make yourselves look cool?  
 For Shame.  
 It is supposed to be fun. But you are trying to hurt people.  
 Not cool in my book.

Out shopping for a gift to give a hooker(s)?

I hit the "LIKE" button with this comment also. A few guys really need to read and re-read and live by your post. I scrolled down at past discussions and its the same guys trying to up the other guy with smart ass comments. That actually explains a lot.

we already know CPA is the biggest dick on the board...

He may think he has a career in stand-up and leave TER.

I know the weather today was a bummer for you and you didn't go to the theatre because it was cold....but seriously dude.

I would rather have an average or slightly below average cock size and be able to get and stay hard than have an above average cock with ED.

Posted By: ChgoCPA

This is for only non PC members to discuss...that eliminates those who are offended at topics that are clearly non-PC.    
   
 Caution....DICK SIZED THREAD HERE  
   
 What haven't we (as a community) discussed on cocks?  Is there anything?  
   
 Let's not make this racist either as clearly a member is anal on that topic.  Remember...cocks come in all sizes, shapes and colors.  So Mr. BigP...don't pull out your race card....I'm including everything about the color of a cock.  What color is yours?  
   
 So gals...do you find obese guys to have cocks that satisfy you?  Yep...even those gals that are posting ads on the boards on a daily basis...you know who you are.  You're the gals that complained earlier.  Really, TER members want to know what you do when that obese man drops his drawers to announce that his pecker really is underneath that apron.    
   
 Let's please stay on topic kids...don't want someone to cry and have TER have to monitor every post here.  
   
 BTW...perfectstorm this is for you.  I know how much this is your favorite topic as well  

-- Modified on 5/23/2013 11:02:52 PM

What is considered an average size cock ladies?

Big
In the penis size league tables the Daily Mail reports that men from The Republic of the Congo take top position with a porn star like 7.1 inches, with the Ecuadorians, Ghanaians and Columbians not far behind with 7 inches, 6.8 inches and 6.7 inches respectively.
The average for the African continent as a whole is a whopping 6.3 inches.
Medium
The Icelanders come top of the Europeans with 6.5 inches.
The Germans are Mr European average with 5.7 inches.
The Brits come out above the French, beating the more traditional country of love and romance, by a full 0.2 inches.
The Brits also beat the Australians (5.2in), Americans (5.1in) and Irish (5in).
Small
At the other end of the table, North and South Korea measure in at 3.8 inches. India and Thailand are only slightly bigger at 4 inches.
The overall average for north-east Asians was the lowest at 4.2 inches.
How reliable are these figures?
According to The Telegraph critics have claimed that Mr Flynn’s research is flawed because the penis length data was gathered from websites.
The Telegraph quotes Jelte Wicherts, professor of methodology at Tilburg University, Holland as saying, “This is a brave paper in a controversial area but the data has no methodology.”
Some of the average penis sizes by country:
Republic of Congo, 7.1
Ecuador, 7
Ghana, 6.8
Colombia 6.7
Iceland 6.5
Italy 6.2
South Africa 6
Sweden 5.9
Greece 5.8
Germany 5.7
New Zealand 5.5
UK 5.5
Canada 5.5
Spain 5.5
France 5.3
Australia 5.2
Russia 5.2
USA 5.1
Ireland 5
Romania 5
China 4.3
India 4
Thailand 4
South Korea 3.8
North Korea 3.8

Never offended over some whimps that talk tough while hiding behind a computer. I'm only here because of the women.  A word of advice..don't worry about what another man is doing in his personal/ private time, it shows how feminine you really are. And in case I didnt spell something correctly, I'm sure you can figure it out.

What the hell is this world coming to when a so called male is asking about the size of another man's cock!  Oh! My fucking God! Your telling on yourself!

They even closed the dressing room because they thought I might have jizzed on something!
They almost called the cops! My GF was mortified when this woman said she heard some "sounds"!