If the hobbyiest is married, would you rather he take off his wedding ring.....or does it matter to you at all ?

I'm under no illusions that many of my clients are married.  

If *he* feels like he needs to take it off that is fine, but he doesn't need to for me.

xoM

Unless the lady has some industrial type vibrator you might catch the ring on... and get your finger ripped off.  How would you explain that to your wife?  

Otherwise, how are you gonna explain where and how you lost your ring?   Best to keep it in place.

It really didn't matter to me. I have no idea why a ring exists anyway. Some wear them to deter brash women.

which is what 98% of my clients are...there's no reason to give the impression that you aren't married, unless some fantasy is desired to be played out, on your part.  It's a good way to keep the boundary lines in place, to keep it on.

Boundary lines? Do you differently handle married vs unmarried clients? Or do you mean to help the client remember the lines?

want to know that we may be sharing you with anyone.  Besides, who wants to be the "other woman"?  WTF kind of stupid question is this.  Definitely from way out in "left field"!

he can stick his dick in you all he wants? Got it!

Here is the joke interpreted to the literal:

No one gives a rats ass if you keep your ring on and what will probably happen if you take it off is you'll forget to put it back on and loose it.

and that would be difficult to explain to your wife.
Who would be upset and suspicious if you lost it OR if you came home and it was still in your pocket.  

Doesn't matter to me at all.  I'm not his girlfriend and I'm not emotionally invested.  We're getting together for fun then going our seperate ways.  In fact, most of the married men that seem are happily married and have no desire to leave their wifes.  They simply are not getting a need met at home.  Its much safer for them to see me than have a girlfriend on the side.  I'm not going to call him in the middle of the night, expect him to take me out, and talk about our future together and trying to get him to leave his wife.