I saw a news story last night that can make a man pause before his next DATY session caused by HPV. Thoughts?

the only thing that's EVER going to make me pause is an unwashed, unshaven pussy.  

or an unshaven pussy that's been washed?

I am including both shaved AND wash.  One is not good enough.  If I said "OR" then yes, one or the other would be sufficient.  Still, there is a very good chance your overall standards ARE higher than mine, but not when it comes to the shaving and washing of a pussy I am about to indulge in orally.  A hint of pee smell on a full bush does little to excite me sexually as it does others here.  

The rest of us were pausing before eating a washed and shaved delicious pussy.

or is that give me DATY and give me death?

That was awesome. I've never seen that, it was from before I started traveling to the USA.  
And yes I'm a slut!  
And when I get back to Phoenix.........    well Lexi,   get that meter running!

Yes MZ, I wholeheartedly agree!!

I love my muff burgers..

To fucking funny!!!

That was freaking hilarious!!! You both are sluts IMO! 😀😚
XOXO  
TL

I'm a fucking slut!

The epidemiology indicates men who smoke cigarettes and have a higher number of sexual partners (5 or more per year) they engage in oral sex with, have an elevated incidence of head and neck cancer.

That's how we feel about sweaty balls Lol....

Schweddy balls are a Christmas treat.