I have tried couple of nuru gels but I want to know which one is the best one or a really good one and where do you get it  

... nuru-guru.com?  I like their premixed standard gel... I think their premium gel is too thick.

Thank's I'm going to check on that one now!

call yourself the "nuru queen" and NOT know the answer to this already?  Is this thread just a blatant advertisement or is "nuru queen" a little bit of false advertising, and you rally DON'T know the best gel?  Not judging, just curious why the seeming contradiction.

I have my really good nuru gel that works awesome but I'm open to try new and different stuff  
and Nuru Queen is an alias I am not advertising anything and thank's for your opinion

Ignore him.  He thinks shutting down questions will improve the world.  In other words ... he's a loon.

Pretending to be a sympathetic ear!  Too late to reinvent yourself here. Too long of a paper trail.

If you fancy yourself, even under an alias, as the "nuru Queen" you should already know what's on the market. Would you leave your car with a mechanic that calls himself the "oil guy" and then asks YOU what the best oil is for your car?  That's why you go to a professional, because you want someone who knows MORE about a particular subject than you do. It's great to want to improve yourself, but when I'm paying, I want someone that's going to learn new things on their own dime, not mine.

... to learning:

that keeps the "oil guy" and other pretend experts in business.  

... of other providers (and hobbyists) is unprofessional??  Sheesh.  

If any of our other providers here asked this, I would not have responded, but this lady is seemingly claiming a certain expertise by passing herself off as the 'NURU QUEEN,"  raising the question about how much she knows about Nuru if she needs to ask this question .  If any of our other lovely ladies asked, its a legit question because they're not trying to imply with their handle that they are an expert.  You don't call yourself the DATY KING.  That would be pretentious even if you're good at it, much less if you asked the rest of us where to start licking.  Same idea.  

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First of all, how can it be an advertisement if the OP is using an alias?  And secondly, why do you care so much?

my initial challenge to the OP was warranted given the contradiction I pointed out.  The interesting thing is I had three PM's from other providers telling me they were thinking the same thing I said.  So it was a legit inquiry.  She failed to adequately respond, IMO.  Then the "yellow" knight had to get involved, and now, you, the white knight.  I tried to give some an analogies to yellow knight to help him better understand, to which, ultimately, he had no response, just a parting personal shot, like you.   To quote one of my correspondent providers on this thread:  "Its strange how some people see only what they want to see."  She's a smart lady, and perceptive, too.  

If not then you're just acting like a classless prick.

At the end of the day the old saying "the person with one more answer is the expert" holds true.  

I think its a bit hypocritical for you to say you were thinking the same thing but I'm the classless one for saying it out loud?  If you want PC speech, then boy are you on the wrong board.  You seem really uneasy with me being so direct.  You don't have to be an "authority" to spot a contradiction from someone.  

If anyone is interested, I could probably find another link or two as well.

chill folks, no reason to burst a blood vessel. Over someone's interest in jelly? Everyone in favor of fucking, raise your hand  

I have found that fresh picked and prepared nuru is best. It's warm and slippery as hell (DYSWIDT?). Helps to live near the beach to collect it though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuru_(massage)

Thanks Jesus I posted under an alias !

Slow day in this board. Only this one topic left over from yesterday until a little while ago, so what are you going to do?  I say start a little shit and see who bites. Lol

TROLLING  ... lol
you should be ashamed of yourself young man!  
And yes, I'm old enough to say that to you Sir... LOL

because I've tried more than a couple of Cocks  
and know the best way to get the Cum out of the Cock.

Well Ok yes, I suppose he did. lol But most people who suck cock are proud of it, so is it really that much of an insult to someone who actually does suck cock. Let's reverse it and let's suppose I called you a "cunt sucker". OK let's drop the supposition and I will just come out and say it Nothofboston YOU are a CUNTSUCKER!!!  

Moron than a cocksucker. Do you swallow or spit?

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Ask the board which cocks are the best.

Some of my very best friends are cocksuckers.  

That probably helps.

the best Cocks
are the ones in front of me.

This guy seems to be in denial. He takes a woman with him to go suck cock so he feels less like a queer, but than at the end he says he wants to try anal next time.  Hot apple bendover anyone?

I really don't see the difference here better having enough class not to mention BBBF in a review and having enough class to not mention what you see as some misrepresentation when a) you have no direct experience with the girl and probably no interest (and likely not even in the same area). You then even sink lower by first being very critical and then trying to claim you're not judging. BS -- you clearly are judging but really have not need to or really have any solid basis as the grounds of your judgement were clearly flawed.

I at least love and respect you. You have to be the most entertaining poster I have ever seen over the years.

although there is no review link etc, you could inquire via pm to an alias.

Don't ever not post here. As you can see, many have your back when you are being wronged.  

They don't buy nuru gel, they just lay there and enjoy....they don't know what brand we use....unless we show them...(which I do, and they appreciate it).

I have to agree with you.....

not to ask about product. New products hit the market all the time and while some might be available in San Francisco they may be unheard of in NYC. cunt sucker, huh? 👅

Bottom of the thread yet where I said it was a slow day in this board so I decided to start some shit here and see who bites. Granted, you're a pretty small fish but I reeled you in anyway.  If you would have used your time to start another thread, we could all have gone there instead and had some fun, but this was the only thread going for over 24 hours, so what's a board junkie to do?  Don't take yourself so seriously. Have a little fun here.  I do like the way you do the same thing I did but make it sound like you're morally superior.  Well, you probably are morally superior BECAUSE you're so serious. I'd still rather be me.   No stick up MY ass.

... there ARE "clients" who buy nuru gel.

Did you read ABOVE...

Thanks for the kind words, PM me your Pay Pal info for your cut of the profits. lol

Yellow knight has never bought the gel, but he's going to have to look it up now and give you a description or he looks foolish for challenging your expertise.

Here's the OP.  No mention of asking only clients:

One bottle of my favorite gel, please.  

of that gel you're claiming you buy and had more than enough time to look up in case you are just talking out of your ass as she suggests. She asked for details.  So far, you've given her crickets.  You're not looking like anybody that knows about nuru gel. How am I supposed to know your favorite gel?  I may be an asshole, but I'm not a psychic asshole.  

She did not say it in her OP, you are correct about that. BUT she did say it in a subsequent post.

You have so much time on your hands, but you can't even read the posts you're trolling about.  Notice I said what my favorite gel is long before your little bet.  

2. if ever I HEAR those words, it means my cover is blown
    and you're within shouting distance. Lord give me strength.

I'll need an address.

Is that fairly typical activity for a Nuru massage?

... figure the total cost including estimated shipping and send that as a donation to RAINN (rainn.org).

So, I am still a little confused by Nuru massage. I've seen a few professional adult vids that claim to be Nuru, but I suspect they are not the most reliable depiction. Could someone explain a bit to me? I  mean, if it always ends with GFE, I'm going to have to try it out for sure.  If it is just a naked massage, I'm not necessarily as interested.  

... it doesn't always include FS. There's FBSM providers who offer nuru, no FS.  And of course some FS providers offer nuru.

Ok. Thanks for the advice!