Lets say I crush an internet prescribed Viagra tablet into a fine blue powder and then I cut it with peyote and hallucinogenic mushrooms (I can do this legally, I'm one-eighth injun') - I'm thinking coffee grinder here, but most blenders will probably work too, if they are bladed for dry goods.  Emerilware has a real nice 6-bladed beauty - hot pulse, one time and BAM!  Looks sweet on the sweat lodge shelf too.

Anyway, I digress.  So you mix all the dry goodness together and you sprinkle that on a hash brownie you legally purchased in an Amsterdam coffee shop, that never sells coffee, in between bestiality peepshows on the Kloveniersburgwal.  Bubble tea is optiona, but tapioca pearls are not.

Okay, nows here's where it gets interesting.  You and your significant provider throw it all into the river and fornicate anyway.  And then you chase the sex with the liquor of your choice, like a goddamn American is suppose to do, and you laugh at all the commies jumpin' in the river for your disguarded drugs.  Then shine them on with the comment like "Arnold's gonna be President and he'll nuke your asses".

Then you go home to the wife and kids, but your #1 speed dial is neither.  Now that an orgasm.

But I wasn't supposed to get that, I guess.

or does his eyeball fall out?

I drank too much homemade cider once and saw similar things.

Just kidding buddy. Thank you for an entertaining thread but you lost me when you mentioned bestiality peepshows. Your a hoot. Live long and prosper, brother. You got panache.

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