Dr. Marc Faber,the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin (Jan 2009) with the following comments! :

   Dr. Marc Faber tells it how it is
   "The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to India . If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car, it will go to Germany  and Japan . If we purchase useles scrape , it will go to Taiwan . In short, none of it will help the American economy.
   The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US .
   Let's all do our part

Two professions, one legal, one not, different in kind and not in degree.   thanx

I agree, I was quoting the economist word for word.

You can ride an escort, you can eat an escort and let's face it once your ready to leave she's useless till the next time around.

Sounds like you just described me

Buy USA pussy made in america with USDA certification right on TER and let's keep the dollars here.

Kisses Haley

Unless an "escort" has been licensed by her state/jurisdiction as an escort (walking into her local police station with her legal name, finger prints and personal information), and I know very few ladies who are, let's not mince words.

It was just a joke post.

That was very cute and appropriate.

I really enjoyed it !!!!!

I am planning to show my patriotism today!

You're a prostitute.

Let me repeat that. YOU ARE A PROSTITUTE!

Nothing to be ashamed of, especially on this board. You are among equals here - prostitutes and customers of prostitutes (or Johns, if you prefer).

High-falutin' language doesn't change what you are, in the eyes of the law or of the people.

or the old soviet block???   sheese...

I suggest that we all go to Home Depot, but some timber (from our deforestation of the Pacific Northwest as depicted on that stupid inane AxMen show on the "green friendly" discovery channel), Haul the timber in our gas guzzling chevy Avalanch getting less that 20 mpg to a forested area, clear the area and then Build a poorly insulated factory (and thereby run up our energy bill tab... and increasing our greenhouse foot print).  Next we manufacture toxic chemicals...  for cleaning greese off the deep fryers at McDonalds and Burger King thereby enabling the fattening of the 'merican pubic...

to quote sean hannity - that's how you become "A GREAT 'MERICAN"

Happy Memorial Day, thanks to all who served to protect this country.  We do appreciate it....

I do love Asians and Latinas. But I have a solution for the uber-patriotic crowd. I'll just use a sharpie marker to affix an approximation of the USDA Grade A inspection mark on her tushy, and she's then USA Grade A Prime patriotic pussy lol.

I happen to have a favorite hispanic-american provider.  So sexy that my "junior" got harder from her just taking my pulse!

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I've caught flak before when this identical topic came up (two or three times, whenever there's a patriotic holiday) because my taste has run to  Asian and Latina women. In their "native" setting lol.

It is nice, though to have a bit of a sampling to choose from here in the States.

Happy Decoration Day weekend to you and yours

GTM

When you spend that tax rebate on something the government is going to get a cut of it through taxes or tariffs as well as the additional country that supplied the good.

Also if the ladies need to reinvest the investment from other fellows then I will be more than happy to let them spend it on me. We wouldn't want them to waste the governments generosity of frivolous crap from other countries. I can then in turn continue to reinvest and it can be one free for all love fest paid for by the government.

Now that's funny!

Whatever you choose to call yourself in the end its all the same, prostitution. Stop trying to cover the sky with your hand, its not possible.

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how you can get a certificate from the US Escort Agency.  PM me for details.

I hope to check out that stamp personally....kid, from what I've read, you may want to get to Orlando yourself.