Do you spoon when you sleep with providers in overnighters.  If you get wood, it could brush closely or entered her one of her orifices?  Do you wear a condom all night?  

This is only IF YOU SLEEP.  I understand no one ever does that and we fuck all night long.  But hypothetically speaking...

One of the best O's i ever had,was porking the X
from behind while she was sleeping!...Oh!,i'm so ashamed(not).

and wake up sprawled out like the utensils in the gadget draw.

Wear a condom all night?  Certainly not the used one!  I would think it would come off when my dick is not erect.  I need sleep these days.

like to fork. Split the difference and get the spork.

I have a mental picture of what the size of the girls orifice must be for you to slide in while she is sleeping, spooned against you. I figure her legs are closed and drawn up.  Either you are quite "manly" or she is quite loose.  

Don't mind me, I have a sick sense of humor.  

Kari~

I can actually picture it happening though, as the gentlemen gets aroused in a half-dream state, feels a warm, beautiful woman next to him and tries to do something without taking the proper precautions.

I'd think the simplest precaution would be simply for the man to throw on a pair of underwear. (wearing a condom all night obviously wouldn't work)

Do you really fuck all night long?

I like spooning but I invaribly fall asleep on his chest.