I noticed the testosterone levels have dropped off dramatically since my departure. Even the old board ho's have been silent.
The same blowhards are still here talking a lot but not saying much of substance.

I have to say that I really miss some of the geezers, fatties, and mentally challenged folks around here. Clearly you all looked up to me, and miss my guidance and wisdom.  

On a more positive note, I have found a few really young hot providers who are not yet jaded and have been entertaining me in the last 2 days.

Sorry that I can't stick around, but I have to fly out tomorrow night, so you all will just have to find you own way around without me.


PS: Has anyone heard from very old traveler? I miss that old coot and I am concerned about his well being. He's like a great, great, great Grandfather to me and I want to buy him some new dentures.

and if you are going to try and tell me that because you are number two, you try harder, you still have a long way to go.

Because you are #1 that's why. lmfao

We all know

You are clearly what you accuse others of being.

There is no doubt you are the exact opposite of what you claim to be.

Now go back to jacking your joint to your black and white porn flicks, and

pretend you are on your jet with your two hot male providers.

You’re welcome
2011 = 28

Try replacing that McDonalds and KFC with some fresh fruits and vegetables. Get a little exercise on top of it and you may not regret what you see in the mirror.

I was really feeling sorry for you at one point. I mean how pathetic can one be always begging providers for pics. With all the free porn on the internet, one would expect you to be a very busy boy.

And please stand over in the corner if you don't intend to wipe your ass properly

I control when and where I visit as I am not "on call".

Either way, #2 fits me just fine.

Sorry if your ego was hurt because your Homie is back and I referred to him wrongly as #1. Let's agree that your brother is #3 okay? lmfao

He haz bin takin cair uv lil ol mee, like thu good lil  boi hee iz.  I jest got outta the slammer becuz mah kronic yeest infekshun wuz stinkin' owt thuh joint.  So mah lil Hiro has bin suckin' all thuh bad shit outta mah stinky ol cooter.  An iz he good at it!  WoaH!  He sez I smell grate and cain't unnerstan whah it buthers anywun.  He also sez it makes hiz breth smell gud.  Ah do luv mah littul Hiro so much.  Ever day is Muther's Day when he'z aroun.

H, you truly disappoint, you are an ooompah band of insults.  Girls are fat, guys are old, you are awesome, repeat.  Maybe you are just a bot.  A stanky little bot with skid marks

Cum tu Momma, yew littul pussy!