Way back when he was funny, Damon Wayans had a great stand-up bit about the things men and women say to each other during sex, and when a line may get crossed (Memorable ironic callback--"Damn, you is a stank ho!").
Mostly I'm fine if a lady just says a simple "fuck my pussy" during sex. I'm easy to please. On the flip side, I haven't heard too much that's turned me off. One notable exception: Calling me "Daddy". Nope. That's gonna cause shrinkage. A lady I saw some time ago started the session with that nom de guerre. I flinched. The second time she said it, I told her to not do that again. She sulked for a moment and then we did the deed. But the moment was ruined for me. Never went back for more.And here it is. I was fucking this really hot, milfy provider in doggy when she started yelling, "Marry me, baby! Marry me!!!"
That damn near ended it right there because I started laughing so hard I could barely continue.
RUN FOR THE DOOR!
I dated a very attractive lady back in the day. Great body, personality, tits, the works. Also gave great head and loved to fuck. She was about 30 years old.
One night, after sex, she started talking about her biological clock and how she wanted children soon.
We were having unprotected sex with the birth control being handled on her end.
I panicked, thinking what if she stopped taking the pill? We never had vaginal sex again.
a gal says something to me during our engagements.
I've had gals blurt out things about love, marriage, pregnancy, rape,.....you name it. Some worked better than others, but essentially I was never fazed by any of it, and many times totally titillated.
However, the good times were always characterized by a seemingly real emotional wallop, a real testimony to the gal's thespian talents.
The not so good times where when the gal was just mouthing the words with no real attempt to sound convincing.
On the whole, however, one is best to leave references to parents out of it, as this snippet from Seinfeld makes abundantly clear:
Because all I would hear was contrived, over the top sex talk from strippers in my ear while getting lap dances and VIPs, often concerning sex toys that I never use and never wanted to use. Of course it was meant to turn me on, but it just made me cringe.
Any banter that's in the form of a question takes my head out of the moment.
Yeah, I find the "daddy" thing a bit annoying and fortunately I hear it rarely.
Another one I dislike is when a lady references my "big dick". I'm pretty average so I don't need to be lied to about that.
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Yeah, I often hear them mumbling "big dick." (That's a joke.)
Agreed on being called “daddy” and also dislike when the provider refers to herself as mommy. I almost didn’t finish one time when I was told by a provider to “give mommy that cum”.
I would say it depends on a companion’s internal setup. I’m hypersensory and I have a shorter than average canal, so 5-6” can and does hit my cervix, and I will say “you’re so deep” or “it’s so big” interchangeably, because that’s how it feels for me.
taken care of yourself physically, the less likely you are to be called, "daddy." Guys who remind providers of their "daddy' are usually over the hill and don't go to the gym much. If you have good musculature and are fit and trim, no woman is going to mistake you for a daddy-type. You can be older and still be strong, lean and fit.
I've lost count of the number of sugar babies who want to call me daddy... like sorry miss, I'm not your dad, and I'm not looking to make you the mother of my children for obvious reasons.
I wouldn't say it causes issues though. Nice thing about lil' sauce is, he doesn't have ears. Plus, you can work with any situation, I'd recommend grabbing them by the hair while you're going at it and whispering in their ear "don't call me daddy".
Which, I suppose that's a friendly reminder for the gents around here, don't get it twisted, you are the dream weaver, she is the dreamer, if you don't like something, change it.
“Cum for me baby!”
On two separate occasions, with two different women, they commented on the large level of my load.
After CIM and post swallowing, one gal said it was a long time since a guy shot so much cum into her mouth.
True on not, it was nice to hear.
Being over 60 now, I have not had anyone make that kind of comment, sad to say.