I often see posts on the regional boards or the ISO board where a hobbyist asks for something specific. So why do providers jump on those when they are not meeting the criteria of the ISO?
Examples:
Hobbyist asks for a provider 21 to 25 and a 40 year old provider offers herself.
Hobbyist asks for a slim provider and a provider who is 25 lbs overweight offers herself.
Hobbyist requests a specific week day or weekend and a provider offers herself up for next month or 2014.
Hobbyist asks for an Asian provider and other ethnic providers offers themselves up.
Don't providers actually look a hobbyist's reviews to see if they may be a match or even read the ISO post or is this the spaghetti on the wall concept?
I've offered myself is when the criteria are exceedingly clear, and I fit them. If someone is looking for a swing club date in S FL, I don't have to raise my hand-- everyone down here does it for me! (thank you, ladies and gents!)
And I would not blame the hobbyist for getting downright irritated. There is nothing worse than stating the obvious and getting replies to the contrary. It makes me wonder about them as a person in so far as do they always ignore what someone says/asks
I have no problem with ladies answering ISOs when they fit the bill, but when they are clearly not what the person is looking for, it just screams, "I'm desperate!"
It's also funny when certain ladies claim how low volume they are and how picky in choosing their clients, then answer every ISO by every alias, with a "pick me" reply.
Last provider I was with who lactated was short, blond and very sexual looking with huge lactating boobs.... she was UTR, and roofied me, took money, camera and cell phone and left me in hotel room.... Damn, she could keep the camera, just wish I had the photos from that night (I know too much like the Hangover!)
what i was going to pay her, the cell phone was broken, the camera was a cheap on that i was willing to loose and the credit company called me at 8 AM the next morning to tell me that someone - as we spoke - was using it to buy ladies shoes..... I was glad they called as I had to take my kids to church... ever in philly, over a beer, I can tell you the whole story.... sorry though, no film at 11.
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