Open for the manginas, the hard core hobbyists, the ladies, etc. VERY few women have been flawless in all of these areas but there are some I have met. And I have had amazing fun with women who were flawed in several areas below, because, afterall, they're human! lol. In no particular order, here is my personal 7 key elements for the "Perfect Escort" and looking for additions/subtractions/comments:

I agree about personality vs. intellect. If I have to choose, I will take the witty dumb ass over the boring as fk intellectual.

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it also helps if i don't hold the guys that review her in contempt.  when i read a review from a guy on the board that is a JO or DB, i move on...

I don't bring Toilet Paper with me... I hope my reviews don't suffer!  

If you notice, I did put "perfect" in parenthesis Ms. Steel. But we do have some lovely parting gifts for you. Thats right! you are going to lovely...beautiful....Downtown Philadelphia!!!....we have managed to pay for you (and some guy named Curly) in a nearly all expenses paid trip (you only have to supply the hotel, food, travel and incidentals). Thank you for playing,

Last time was so much fun, I had errands to run, but I might stick around an extra hour or two. lol

No offense, and I m sure your TP is just fine **shakes his head** but I'm kind of a Charmin guy. But I buy TP the way I buy fruit. I have to squeeze it first. lol. You know, just to make sure. lol.

but not too small!

Good point. We're up to 8.

Well, sometimes that's not actually acting lol. Personality on the boards goes a loooooong way for me! I've had dates with men that were not what I would be attracted to physically, but I already decided they were going to turn me on because of their board posts. Works like a charm!

roviders are already VERY good magicians.  

Give me an apple, an orange, and a banana, and I can shit out a fruit salad. Nothing but the class, I know.

Before an illegal mexican ran me off the road.

Ok, I dont see no "sam I am". So me and Hound can rip this dude, right? Or is it a chick with a dick? lol. Fk, Im so confused with this handle. Or is it brown envelope? Or Gold? Or Yellow?  This dude/chick has my head all messed up. Like LR after a 1/5 of Smirnoff. Then she starts blowin' dudes in her sleep. Long story Julie. Tell ya later. Or is it Jules? Oh, f*ck you both. That'll cover me either way.

I just forgot the samiam on this one. Sorry. Y do you need to "rip" anybody? Can't you be nice with your verbiage?


Samiam

I bet it won't last though, people like you just can't help themselves. lol

The men who obsess about if it's an illusion or not (does she really like me??)  are asking the  wrong questions. It's  p4p

Then you pounced in record time. If you keep scaring all the gals away, you'll make this a sausage festival. lol. Not keen on those. I'm into broads. But you Southern dudes...just not sure. Banging your sisters and all. lol.  

Believe it or not, London and I butted heads a few times too, but she has shown she can take it as well as dish it out, and she doesn't take this or herself too seriously.

Can Taylor learn this? I don't know, but we will sure find out.

My head is spinning. I attack the dude, the chick comes out. I'm nice to the broad, the dude fks me over. Its like playing against an ambidextrous tennis player. I can never manage to hit it to their backhand!

Programs are available in the lobby on your way out.

You really can't tell between male or female prose? More is the pity. So which gender is sliding closer to the "middle" of the parameter?

Hey can you say hooker on this board? HOOKER lol

Cant a provider have both?
Intellect and be a "witty dumb ass"

I agree big time on the intelligence front. I like to bring girls on my arm to special banquets and such!