...having sex with animals, think again.  You have a 42% higher risk of getting cancer of the penis if you have sex with animals.  Feel free to joke about the women you've been with who looked like...

It's legal here and you can get girls for $60-$150 per hour.  Better already have made your stash, though, cuz it's a long commute.

1) I imagine using a condom reduces the risk?  I'll let someone else test if that's true.

2) Don't do this people, I'm sure this is how the Zombie Apocalypse will start

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."

The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, pulled down his pants, and had wild, insane sex with the camel. When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

People do some weird shit but fucking an animal is just beyond my comprehension..

Man! This is SICK!!!