so the other night in a Marriott i was with a TER lady and she was screaming and moving around so much she pulled all the sheets off the bed ..   i thought any minute security is going to knock on the door.    but thank goodness the suite was all the way at the end of the hall so these days with hotels fairly empty nothing happened.  

...is S.O.P. for smart providers.  That way there's only one room adjacent to hers and less chance for that dreaded knock on the door.

I've been through the occasional room service knock with the easily dismissed "No, thank you! Come back later!"
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The worst was while visiting someone who was herself a Girl Friend visiting Boston from Montreal. It was mid to late afternoon on a weekday. "Bam! Bam! Bam!" That was the sound on the door, not me on my hostess. "We need the room! You have to leave!" She told them "I just got out of the shower. Come back later." 10 Minutes later, Bam! Bam! Bam! ... ... And one more time after that, and we started getting dressed and packing everything up in her suitcases.  
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It turns out that the hotel had made a mistake and her reservation was legit and she was not in trouble for having a visitor. But they sure ruined my time.  As I was leaving, a young (20s?) male bell hop or other hotel staff was walking opposite to me in the corridor.  He had a huge shit eating grin on his face and said, "Have a nice day, sir."  (It was more of a "She is hot! I wish that I had been in that room! Sorry you were troubled by us. I envy you." comment. At least I took it that way.)

Could mean anything from "You've got some real game and wish I was you" to "WTF is that hot young babe doing with old fuck like you?"  You really never know unless they say what they're thinking out loud.  

you actually DID eat some shit.
I mean, Jesus, dude, if you're gonna tee 'em up like that I'm gonna have to put it in the cheap seats.
You're welcome.

some of my reviews, you would know that I neither give nor receive rimming, but I'll concede it was a pretty decent "Gotcha."  LOL

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1) I haven't read any of your reviews, but from my presumably much less experience with K-Girls, it's pretty hard to avoid rimming with them. So kudos on fleeing that.
2) I don't know what kind of rimming you've received but it's really NOT supposed to involve ingesting doo-doo. At least not the way real K-Girls do it. Maybe you've actually been with Chinese girls?
ROR!

To what the girl sometimes answers.
Ya!  Or almost. Sometimes I say YA!
Ok hurry up they are knocking
But it hasn't been half an hour.
It almost never is half an hour

Once when in Siem Reap Cambodia. Was there for a short weekend visit to see Ankor Wat. Went into the bar district with my buddies, met a woman, validated that before heading back to the hotel. Major US chain but here they were fine with “guests” as long as they left their ID.  

A drunk guy pounding on hotel door. And or trying to open with his room key is pretty common in Vegas (or should I say was)  that's happened to me almost every other trip !      Speaking of doors.  Room service in Vegas doesnt even flinch when I have a naked pro open the door.  LOL

OMG !!! He probably was not getting any pussy.  I would have told the security to tell the guy next door to get a "Call Girl/Provider" And get fucking laid. LMFAO. What a Grumpy Man!!!

and more than once...  
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Sometimes you both get into it and forget you're on a 25-minute timer. Yes, it's supposed to be 30 minutes as negotiated in the bar before heading arriba. But the mop-crew can often get impatient.  Solution: Tip the hotel clerk two or thee bucks when you get your key and tell him you're in no hurry to leave.  
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Life is good.
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El Gato

Even better solution : book your own room for a day and don't be bothered. Soak in a jacuzzi, fuck all day, watch TV, go down for tacos. No jizz mop guys knocking on your door,unless by mistake.

security knocked on the door. The room next door had an adjoining door to the room I was in and they were very noisy.
I guess they decided to complain that the gent I was seeing and myself was too loud.  
Security says there was a noise complaint and that if they had to come back he could get kicked out of the hotel.
Smh...this was in Vegas where they have seen everything and we weren't that loud. lol

I was worried someone would complain.  Fortunately nothing happened.  But was she ever loud.  Was it an act?  One reason I don't think it was an act is because in the middle of this I think I said something or asked a question and she quickly hushed me so she could concentrate on her experience.

I was visiting a young lady at her home and we were into round 2 at the back half of the hour.

In an extended stay place.  She checked in, called me and up I went. We hadn't started..
 Bam bam bam
Front desk..saying that they knew what was going on..
VERY scary. We got out if there fast..
The hotel was too small.. only entrance was a small lobby going by front desk.. now I wont go to those small places

Is bad news. One of my favorites got busted at one. I make a habit of warning newbie providers to stay away from that particular chain.

I got walked on was at a Vegas AMP. It was pretty late. My provider was trying to finish me off with a handie, after a nice round of FS.  

was meeting new client in his hotel room. he met me in lobby and had total LE look (middle aged, crewcut, etc).
within 3 minutes of entering room and some meet & greet convo, a knock at the door, and i froze and went wide eyed.
he immediately went into its ok mode, "its the wine I ordered", which it was.  
having never been interrupted before,  i was totz freaked out & had adrenaline rush i could taste. lolz

I cannot tell you how many times my room at the "end of the hall" had rooms on either side..... especially when it's a larger "corner suite" type of room.  

when someone started to bang continuously on the hotel room door near the end of our date and the touring provider ran to the door screaming at them telling them that they had the wrong room and to come back later. Luckily for me, she had the door safety latch set because they opened the door and tried to get in the room. Needless to say, my date was over and I got the hell out of there looking over my shoulder the entire time back to the parking garage.

I remember sharing a few of those heart pounding, laughing afterwards housekeeping door knocking encounters.  Also a few front desk calls too. Unusual ways to amp up the excitement level to the date for sure.

One time, I was visiting a young lady at a hotel and she forgot to lock the door with the safety latch after she let me in. So later in the middle of the action, I hear a knock,  "room service!", and then the cleaning lady immediately opens the door. I was in midst of receiving a great CG session, when the maid walks in on us, her jaw drops to the floor, stunned look on her face, then without a word she turns around and quickly leaves the room!!  We were both in shock for a few seconds...but then giggled and continued our fun.  hahaha.  I learned my lesson tho. From then on, whether it's incall or out, I always make sure the safety latch is on.