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Chickenfries 573 reads
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To foster fruitful relationship with the opposite sex?

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!  
   
 Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life?  Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance.  Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.  
   
 Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?  
   
 Your thoughts, if any?

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Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!  

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life?  Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance.  Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.  

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?  

Your thoughts, if any?

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Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!  
   
 Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life?  Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance.  Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.  
   
 Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?  
   
 Your thoughts, if any?

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Chickenfries574 reads

To foster fruitful relationship with the opposite sex?

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!  
   
 Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life?  Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance.  Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.  
   
 Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?  
   
 Your thoughts, if any?

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Tobi Telford573 reads

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!  
   
 Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life?  Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance.  Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.  
   
 Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?  
   
 Your thoughts, if any?

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89Springer431 reads

and Cabaret is running from 9/7/14 to 3/29/15 at Studio 54, and The Elephant Man is running from 11/7/14 through 2/15/15 at the Booth Theatre. ;)

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“Tin Roof on a Hot Cat House.”

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89Springer486 reads

Shouldn't you two be working? ;)

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WickedBrut550 reads

I reckon that to date you've spent between $40,000 and $48,000 on bad sex just since you've been crying in your beer under your current alias. I saw the same bad sex on sale at WalMart for $2,995.99. Work with me, gangsta, go shopping!

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