Or just a midget pimp who hates women? And why so angry all the time? Because of your tiny stature? And your tiny winky? Man it must suck to be you.

So why are you???

who had a "tinny" ego was a character on the "Wizard of Oz".  

 
I would stay away from criticizing others for "fascination with penises", since you offer DP service.  If you just want to rub your dick against another man's, having a girl in the room to pretend you are straight is not fooling anyone.

Yep..., even from "TROLLS!"  

It may not be RELEVANT or particularly USEFUL.., but it is FUNNY!  

Ah, "T.E.R." at its FINEST, just the way the "founders" intended.

Keep at it!