She was joking that she was going to saving my used condoms for artificial insemination, so I took it and flung it up onto the ceiling fan where she couldn't reach.

Another time she insisted I was done, but I said I was not done, and told her to check the condom.  Then I went to the bathroom down the hall.  When I got back she gave the condom, said 'See?  You were done!' and indeed there was white stuff in there.  But I picked up the smell of hand cream and surprised her by dipping my finger in and tasting it.  Then I flung it off somewhere.

God help the people that have to clean up after me.

Anymore cliche's you want to throw at me? The board bullies have spoken once again.

You guys think the answer to everything is calling someone a mangina, telling them to grow some balls, get a life, change their tampons etc.  Do any of the dozen or so guys that use their multiple aliases to control this board have an original thought beyond that of an adolescent?

This really isn't directed at you GaG, so I'm sorry that it's come out that way.  I was trying to have some fun, it could have been any known poster that I was referencing.  Someone could have put my handle in that sentence and I would have laughed.  It wasn't about you or anybody else in specific.  It was an attempt to have a little laugh at the fact that we all spend so much time thinking about this subject that I can't go to Vegas without wondering what TER guys might have gone their first.

Frankly, I'm sick of the hostility this board has become famous for.  If you're not one of the clique you get pounded by the multiple aliases.  

Man the fuck up?  At least I use one and only one alias, and have since 2001.