just does a better job hitting my g-spot. Oral might be a bit harder but 69 easily takes care of that problem!!

The best sex I've had...

...was with someone who had an upward curve. That man touched places I didn't even know existed! On the other hand, the worst partner I had had a side curve. Not good for the ovaries...

I heard he got that way when he was in the oval office.  He was at his desk with Lewinsky under it when Hillary busted in over the objections of the secret service guard.  He jumps up, Lewinsky cracks her head on the desk biting down and bending Bill's tool like a dog-leg. bill crumples over as Hillary is about to kick the shit out of him.  Lewinsky meanwhile is crawling towards the exit, half dazed.  Bill regains his senses, stands up and looks down at his bent johnson and says to no one in particular "well I guess this will make for some good stories....

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The only penis feels different to me are the ones that are curved upright. They are wonderful mmmm... they always find my gspot