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JackDunphy 1819 reads
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1 / 37
Do hookers have the ability...

...to turn off the squirting faucet?

I mean this in all sincerity. I see hookers that avertise they shoot copious amounts of liquid from their cooch, as I can only assume there are John's who want this service.

But for the rational among us that don't want to be covered in a patina of pee, can we opt out?

Is there some kind of plug or device that will turn off that dreaded flow of yellow nectar?

I look at ads and see hot girls but then when I see the squirting skills pushed heavily, I get nervous and I don't contact the girl.

Can I tell the girl before I don't want that all over me? Is she able to control her bladder to that extent or no? Is there prep work to do, like when they prepare for anal?

Or do I just need to bring some Scotch tape?

For those of you not interested in this topic, I can say to a 90% certainty there is a moisturizing cream thread headed your way shortly so please be patient.

some-guy 6 Reviews 423 reads
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2 / 37
I take it you skipped human anatomy class. -eom- :-)


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 331 reads
posted
3 / 37
How about a raincoat? E


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just_a_dumb_q 466 reads
posted
4 / 37
depends

A lot of squirting is not faked and is completely involuntary, and while the composition of the fluid may be similar to urine, the lady isn't peeing on you (and squirters can squirt even if they empty their bladder right before sex). Usually G-spot stimulation is what triggers it, but some ladies may be more sensitive than others (probably due to anatomy). If you're interested in a squirter, ask her how easily it's triggered and if it's something that can be avoided.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 422 reads
posted
5 / 37
Are you saying Jack should use

these instead of scotch tape?

chelseaxlane See my TER Reviews 431 reads
posted
6 / 37
It depends?

I've only squirted a few times, though I've felt myself about to many times (before I even knew that squirting was a thing). I always held back, and still do, because it's not a "normal" feeling.... if that makes sense. Doesn't feel like it's something that should be happening in that moment, so I subconsciously just squeeze my muscles so I don't ejaculate.  

As for ladies that are "known" for squirting... Who knows. Maybe they can't stop the waterfalls, maybe they can. But those of us who are just occasional squirters can definitely control not squirting.  

(Also, it's not "yellow nectar." Female ejaculate is clear!)

inari See my TER Reviews 318 reads
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7 / 37
Doesn't look, taste or smell like pee...yep, must be pee! (EOM)


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PocoHunter 15 Reviews 568 reads
posted
8 / 37
There are two types of squirting...

...One involves pee, and can be voluntary or involuntary, the other is NOT pee, but copious release of female cum as a response to sexual estimulation and orgasms. The later is also involuntary and highly coveted by many hobbyists.  

Some glands are inside the vagina (Skene's glands), while others are just outside (Bartholin's glands), close to the urethra.

The best way to enjoy intimate time with any woman (provider or not), is to know her anatomy, her likes and dislikes, to know where the secret buttons are, and to touch them in the right other. Exploration and discovery is the best part of intimacy.

-- Modified on 12/14/2015 7:27:46 AM
Related Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Willfully_Educated 449 reads
posted
9 / 37
Do you have the ability

To make your dick grow bigger? V important question. 10/10 serious. Like, is that anatomically plausible?

keystonekid 114 Reviews 280 reads
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10 / 37
Re: The last paragraph should be read by all. eom


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PocoHunter 15 Reviews 293 reads
posted
11 / 37
Re: Do you have the ability

Hah haaaaa ha.  
Yes, loose weight, trim the pubes, pull the balls down and back, and plop in a blue pill, it will "look" about two inches bigger! LOL!

Alan_Nimm 334 reads
posted
12 / 37
You can always opt out.

And there's many providers who will be glad you did.

GaGambler 520 reads
posted
13 / 37
You mean "hooker anatomy" class, and yes there is a simple solution to the squirting "problem"

If you don't want her to squirt, simply don't pay her and she'll be dry as a bone.

JackDunphy 305 reads
posted
14 / 37
Tried that....doesn't work.

It's amazing how far you can get with a hooker with a fat envelope. LOL

JackDunphy 315 reads
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15 / 37
Ahhhh, yes. I knew we would get the standard hooker line.

Thankfully science has analyzed the nasty nectar and have determined it is urine.

Thanks for playing!

See Bob Sugar for our wonderful array of parting gifts.

donbecker54 19 Reviews 288 reads
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16 / 37
I thought you didn't do fat envelopes

I thought it was more like three Benjamins and a Denny's gift certificate. ;)

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Kitty_Rains See my TER Reviews 477 reads
posted
17 / 37
Yes its possible to control it.. and NO its NOT pee.

I am able to squirt pretty much on demand.
I can also squirt without any physical stimulation ...just by thinking about it... which is something I've never seen any other female do.

But equally I can turn it off.  

Many clients are NOT looking for that service. so I don't do it during sessions with them.

But I'm sure it varies from lady to lady.

Also squirting is not pee.. as anyone has experienced a true squirter will be sure to confirm
Related Link: Australian XXX star and centerfold Kitty Rains

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 337 reads
posted
18 / 37
Re: Yes its possible to control it.. and NO its NOT pee.

can confirm it's NOT pee

JackDunphy 297 reads
posted
19 / 37
Do you really think I get 4 hours for $300? LOL

I mean shit, I'm good at beating a hooker out of a bucksaw or two, but not THAT good. :D

JackDunphy 355 reads
posted
20 / 37
Yet a publication on the NIH website says you're wrong. LOL

Just add a little pineapple juice to it next time. Word has it can make you believe anything. LOL

Related Link: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21995650

hammerhead896 56 Reviews 363 reads
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21 / 37
Re: Yet a publication on the NIH website says you're wrong. LOL

Really! You just had to ruin my fantasy that I can make girls cum bucket loads by posting a study saying in reality I am getting a non solicited piss fetish instead!

 Screw you Jack lol.
Posted By: JackDunphy
Just add a little pineapple juice to it next time. Word has it can make you believe anything. LOL

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 357 reads
posted
22 / 37
Re: You mean "hooker anatomy" class, and yes there is a simple solution to the squirting "problem"

Drier than a bucket of sand (name the movie)

JackDunphy 286 reads
posted
23 / 37
Let me help you out hammer.

All you have to do is repeat after me...

I know its not pee.

I know its not pee.

I know its not pee.

When you wake up, you not only will realize it aint pee, but you will be in Kansas. LOL

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 269 reads
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24 / 37
Re: Yet a publication on the NIH website says you're wrong. LOL

Must be true if the government says its pee.  They wouldn't lie...🦄

Kitty_Rains See my TER Reviews 361 reads
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25 / 37
Re: Yet a publication on the NIH website says you're wrong. LOL

Studies show there are 2 types of female ejaculation..including article linked to above  
True Squirts come from the skeen gland

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/01/scientists-confirm-there-are-two-different-forms-of-female-squirt/

JackDunphy 289 reads
posted
26 / 37
Go back and read the article.

It says:

"In the first form, a small amount of milky white fluid is expressed. This fluid is, according to some studies, secreted by the Skene glands which drain into the urethra."

No one is talking about small amounts of milky white fluid when most speak of "squirt" here. They are speaking of liquid, measure in cups or possibly quarts.  

That fluid has been, time and time again, tested to be chemically indistinguishable from urine. That's a fancy way to call it pee. LOL

That vast amount of liquid can not come from the Skenes gland as that gland is way too small to house the liquid that this hobby refers to as "squirt."

donbecker54 19 Reviews 252 reads
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27 / 37
Well, I don't know...

if you're seeing providers who piss in your mouth, how pricey can they be? ;)

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 261 reads
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28 / 37
Re: Go back and read the article.

If she can piss quarts she's more of a man than me ...

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 302 reads
posted
29 / 37
Re: Yet a publication on the NIH website says you're wrong. LOL

OOOooohh tell us more ...

kerri.bound See my TER Reviews 292 reads
posted
30 / 37
sample size

The problem is sample size.

In the article you linked, it looks at one woman. In that woman, the "squirt" fluid has the makeup of dilute urine.

Another article (linked below)...

In this one, the involuntary "squirt" fluid is similar to urine but also has PSA in it for the majority of the women.  Note, this was tested in only 7 women, so although the evidence doesn't support a purely non-urine fluid, how can one say case-closed? No one should make any conclusions -- or for that matter even consider it suggestive -- based on the sample sizes looked at.  Human studies need a MUCH larger sample size because we are all so variable.  

Also, since you want to be accurate, there aren't "quarts" produced. One reference in the article you linked quoted amounts varying from 3-5 mL to 126 mL. 126 mL is just a little over 4 oz. Take a half cup measurement, fill with warm water, and pour that on you; you'll see that it feels like a copious amount.  Of course, since all this info comes from a handful of women, maybe there are some ladies who do produce quarts, but it doesn't appear to be documented in studies.

This isn't going to get any funding to study so it will probably remain controversial.  If you don't enjoy it, pass on the ladies who squirt or ask if they are able to refrain since some seem to be able to.
Related Link: Another article

marikod 1 Reviews 252 reads
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31 / 37
See what I mean about those "subtle ways?" Eom


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 244 reads
posted
32 / 37
Of course they do ...

They are magical creatures after all

Posted By: JackDunphy
...to turn off the squirting faucet?  
   
 I mean this in all sincerity. I see hookers that avertise they shoot copious amounts of liquid from their cooch, as I can only assume there are John's who want this service.  
   
 But for the rational among us that don't want to be covered in a patina of pee, can we opt out?  
   
 Is there some kind of plug or device that will turn off that dreaded flow of yellow nectar?  
   
 I look at ads and see hot girls but then when I see the squirting skills pushed heavily, I get nervous and I don't contact the girl.  
   
 Can I tell the girl before I don't want that all over me? Is she able to control her bladder to that extent or no? Is there prep work to do, like when they prepare for anal?  
   
 Or do I just need to bring some Scotch tape?  
   
 For those of you not interested in this topic, I can say to a 90% certainty there is a moisturizing cream thread headed your way shortly so please be patient.

JackDunphy 288 reads
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33 / 37
The quarts reference was by watching porn and listening to the hookers/johns babble about it here.

If you want to use "cups" be my guest.

This only "controversial" for the people who refuse to look at the science.

Look at the conclusion in YOUR link:

"The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of URINE during sexual activity..."

YOU just made MY point!

URINE is PEE sweety! Deal with it! LOL

Good lawd...does ANYBODY read there own links before hitting "send?" I am beginning to think the answer to that question is a resounding no. LOL

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 266 reads
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34 / 37
Re: The quarts reference was by watching porn and listening to the hookers/johns babble about it her

So how many "squirters" have you been with? My guess is NONE.

I've been with more than one, And one did squirt cups ... it wasn't pee.

BTW Porn is usually fake.

kerri.bound See my TER Reviews 254 reads
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35 / 37
sample size and quantity, not composition

Before accusing me of not reading the link, I actually read the article in its entirety since I have behind-the-pay-wall access.  "Cups" would also be inaccurate for 126mL.  I also said maybe there are much greater volumes, but it's not reported in an indexed research journal.

I was NOT arguing with the composition at all, but I noted that making vast conclusions is unwise when such small sample sizes have been examined.  I actually agreed with you in my previous comment that the "squirt" fluid mostly resembled urine in those studies, but both studies combined looked at 8 women... that's not enough to have any statistical confidence.

Instead of accusing me of not reading my link, maybe read my comment first?
--
Edited to add, based on the literature - you're justified in being skeptical but not at all justified in being dogmatic.  The reality is that what's been looked at is rather a joke, and the journals this stuff is published in are not exactly top-tier.

-- Modified on 12/14/2015 2:59:14 PM

Alan_Nimm 273 reads
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36 / 37
I didn't realize you do no research on providers before you see them!

No research, that is, except their rate structure and whether you can negotiate a discount.  

Profiles and reviews will tell you whether the provider is a squirter. Then you can opt out by not seeing those providers. Problem solved... for both you and the providers.  

Or if you wind up with a squirter despite your research, and she can't guarantee she can control it, you can opt out by sticking to non-squirting activities:  kissing, cuddling, massaging (careful on that one!), HJ, BJ, talking, eating, watching a movie etc etc.  :)

-- Modified on 12/14/2015 4:51:39 PM

LillianWest See my TER Reviews 247 reads
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37 / 37
There are tens of thousands of providers. Move to the next ad. eom


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