Hello everyone,
I'm looking for advice. I want to find a woman to make outcalls. My needs are unorthodox: all I want to do is hold her and kiss her breasts and legs; being paranoid about diseases, I refuse to have any other kind of contact, and I actually don't want to take off my clothes. (I suppose I might be a desirable client.)
I'd like to do this once a week, but I can't afford an escort in the major city where I live (at $500 for an outcall, that's $2,000 a month); I could afford such an outcall once a month, but that's a lot of money to spend--and not even for sex--and a long time to wait until the next session.
Someone on Craigslist would probably charge much less than an escort, so I probably could afford weekly outcalls, but I think it would be difficult to find someone honest on Craigslist under "Erotic Services." And unless I'm mistaken, what I want doesn't fall under the heading of "sugar daddy" (and I think that, at $500, I wouldn't qualify anyway).
Obviously I'm better off with a girlfriend, but until I find my next one, life would be much more pleasant if I could arrange this with someone.
I realize how strange this sounds, but I'm completely serious. Suggestions, anyone? Thanks.
My suggestion is to call any escort you desire and when she comes to your incall, tell her you are only interested in holding her, kissing her breasts and legs. IMO, she should be happy to offer such a simple level of service for her normal hourly fee.
Plan B would be to some how communicate these desires to prospective providers and see if any of them respond affirmatively that they are interested. You might want to give them an idea of your height, weight, age and general appearance. IMO, the more attractive of a man you are, the easier it will be to have your simple desires met.
You may be able to get this sort of attention at a strip club...
Not for service so it is doubtful that you could email a providor and expect any discount. However, I would suggest seeing an independent lady, pay her full rate the first time and get to know her, tell her your needs and see if you all can come to a special arrangement. If you pay full rate the first time and are a gentleman, then perhaps she would be willing to help you out...if she likes your company. It may be tough for you to find what you want at the price you are looking for, but you can try. Good luck finding what you need!
I would be very careful the way you word your request though, if you say to her you don't want to have sex cuz you are worried about catching an STD you may very well insult her. Its tricky. If you just tell her all you are interested in is, this this and that and that you are not interested in having sex, you may get a better response. She doesn't need to know why, it's your preference.
You could catch an STD fro your GF as well by the way. And while we are at it, when was the last time you were tested? I know when I was.
It is a higher risk factor here, more expossure but the way you word what you want can determine if you will be able to get it or not.
I have a client who likes to paint my toenails...and he does a pretty good job as well. I am naked while he does it but still aside from a bit of touching and a massage ,he has great hands. he just paints my toe nails. lol...he's kinda cute and feels if he were to have sex with me he would be cheating. Just wants to give attention to a woman who appreciates it. It's like going to a spa for a massage and some tlc. and Getting paid to do so.
I thought last time he was going to take the dive and give into it but nope he gave me a massage, painted my toenails, he brings the polish as well, and off he went til next week.
It doesn't really matter if you want to sit and chat for the whole hr naked, or you could paint my toenails too but not on Monday, I have someone for that on Mondays, it's my time that you are paying for. It's your call hon...Good luck~~
Nicole
-- Modified on 4/14/2008 7:49:48 PM
oH i have another Genteman who is a killer poker player and we always play strip poker. I am not sucha good player so you know who is naked first, right...then the fun begins. It's all good, and we have some great laughs along the way!
-- Modified on 4/14/2008 7:55:26 PM
Mark - Now that I think about this more in depth, IMO, you realy need help in networking to find a girl who will do what you desire for a fair price.
You only want to hold her and kiss her breasts and legs. Basically any decently attractive woman can supply this for you. Don't forget she is getting 50% of the pleasure from this too. If she had a masectomy and only has one breast, do not be shy, negotiate a 50% reduction in price. It is only fair, only one breast and you pay half price! (they charge more for anal, right? the parts are already there, why pay a higher fee for a part that is already there? Fair is fair, if she only has one breast, you pay half price!) Have a little assertiveness, will you? If you lived by me, for sure I'd connect you with a decently pretty girl who would let you do what you mention for say $50 for a half hour and $100 tops for an hour and if she did not shave her legs that morning, you deduct $10. Let's be real, she is not French kissing with you, not even LFK, you are not DATY or getting a BJ or sex with her. This is much less service than Monica did for Bill and she did that for free! You are basically heavy petting! Even less than heavy petting. I think you'd be getting taken advantage of to pay full service prices for what you desire.
Here is what is of importance though. I am 6' 210 lbs, in decent muscular shape and am a crazy and fun guy. I KNOW I am a good John and the ho is probably having as much fun as I am! I feel she has to pay her share for that good time!! ha ha ha
I don't want to be insulting, but if you are not a good looking guy who's in decent good shape, then I don't think it would be easy to get a $50 or $100 girl to do this for you.
I mean this is not having a girl eat a can of corn the previous day and having her shit on your chest like I did with my date. That had logistics involved and tell you the truth, I am a classy guy. Next time, she either needs fresh corn or at the very least, fresh frozen corn in the microwave. No more canned corn out of her ass for me! I am a classy guy!
Do a TER search of escorts who's name is Mary. Some times during their special cranky time of the month, they may offer you a bloody Mary special.
Or you can ask any escort if Aunt Flo is visiting her. She may be more apt to make a special deal with you when Aunt Flo is visiting.
Listen to Brother John, have confidence in yourself and negotiate these ho's down. Do not forget, they are having a lot of fun in this sinful life style too. It is not only for your pleasure. They are getting their rocks off too.
Go to church this Sunday too. Lots of frustrated girls in church who are getting no pinga and miss cuddling and breast kisses too.
Pastor John Holmes
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