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Seriously, if you are going to quote someone else's words, it's customary to acknowledge the source.

Happy holidays, you sexy curmudgeon.  And thanks for the piece, Carla, regardless of the source.

source or not....sometimes it needs said. In the words of Ben Franklin (is that good enough Emma?)

"...there is nothing comon about comon sence..."

Keep 'em coming Emma, tell them like it really is!! We will have to go shottin' some day. I like to use those silly-assed Hallmark Christmas keepsakes as targets!! KaBlam!! into a million pieces! Bah, humbug!!

she has natural boobage...and I would wager she doesn't smoke cee-gars.

Neener neener.

What I've learned in 2004...

Jeez. How can one put into words the experiences of the year during which he discovered the joys of this hobby?

To the ladies I've met: I adore you all and will remember you until the end of my days.

To the ladies I haven't met: Thank you for the promise of joys yet to be experienced.

To all of you laides: Thank you for giving me back my "joi de vie" -- I love you for it!

No, wait. That was too serious. This thread has since degenerated into silliness, so I've got to modify this to be something lighter...

...but I've got nothing.

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Wow-  I bet she's never been thanked for a piece before.... I think you ought to tip.....

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From George Carlin:
"Life is not as difficult as people think; all one needs is a good set of rules. Since it is probably too late for you, here are some guidelines to pass along to your children.

1. Relax and take it easy. Don't get caught up in hollow conceits such as "doing something with your life." Such twaddle is outmoded and a sure formula for disappointment.

2. Whatever it is you pursue, try to do it just well enough to remain in the middle third of the field. Keep your thoughts and ideas to yourself and don't ask questions. Remember, the squeaky wheel is the first one to be replaced.

3. Size people up quickly, and develop rigid attitudes based on your first impression. If you try to delve deeper and get to "know" people, you're asking for trouble.

4. Don't fall for that superstitious nonsense about treating people the way you would like to be treated. It is a transparently narcissistic approach, and may be the sign of a weak mind.

5. Spend as much time as you can pleading and impressing others, even if it makes you unhappy. Pay special attention to shallow manipulators who can do you the most harm. Remember, in the overall scheme, you count for very little.

6. Surround yourself with inferiors and losers. Not only will you look good by comparison, but they will look up to you, and that will make you feel better.

7. Don't buy into the sentimental notion that everyone has shortcomings; it's the surest way of undermining yourself. Remember, the really best people have no defects. If you're not perfect, something is wrong.

8. If by some off chance you do detect a few faults, first, accept the fact that you are probably deeply flawed. Then make a list of your faults and dwell on them. Carry the list around and try to think of things to add. Blame yourself for everything.

9. Beware of intuition and gut instincts, they are completely unreliable. Instead, develop preconceived notions and don't waver unless someone tells you to. Then change your mind and adopt their point of view. But only if they seem to know what they're talking about.

10. Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work. Cling to it even when it is hopeless. Anyone can cut and run, but it takes a very special person to stay with something that is stupid and harmful.

11. Always remember, today doesn't count. Trying to make something out of today only robs you of precious time that could be spent daydreaming or resting up.

12. Try to dwell on the past. Think of all the mistakes you've made, and how much better it would be if you hadn't made them. Think of what you should have done, and blame yourself for not doing so. And don't go easy. Be really hard on yourself.

13. If by chance you make a fresh mistake, especially a costly one, try to repeat it a few times so you become familiar with it and can do it easily in the future. Write it down. Put it with your list of faults.

14. Beware also of the dangerous trap of looking ahead; it will only get you in trouble. Instead, try to drift along from day to day in a meandering fashion. Don't get sidetracked with some foolish "plan."

15. Finally, enjoy yourself all the time, and do whatever you want. Don't be seduced by that mindless chatter going around about "responsibility." That's exactly the sort of thing that can ruin your life."

Have fun and don't forget we are dealing with serious issues!! lol

Besides, I love her attitude!

You can judge for yourself, but you may have to make a choice between brains and big boobs, Stemp.  Me personally, I like those B cuppers!

didn't know boobs have a nerve linked to the brain. That means small boobs= smart and big boobs=dumb?

Really interesting theory...

...and this real cat-fight started. And we all gathered around to egg them on.

I guess yesterday was a slow business day for provider and client alike.

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Didn't get to see the original post, but were the quote marks missing? That's sufficient evidence that the words were not her own. Citing the source is essential for a published or submitted papers and not necessarily required in this forum. It's all nice if the author and his/her body of work is known to the audience and we can gain even greater insight from that fact. But don't quote me on all this. Just the opinion of a writer.

I carry Ulysses, Moll Flanders, Fanny Hill, Leaves of Grass, in my personal collection. Currently rereading Naked Lunch.

Carla, honey...I didn't mean that the way it read.  I was responding to Stempy's professed desire for Emma, and the fact that her breasts are not of his usual level of sizing, so that in HER case, he may have to forego his love of large busted ladies because of his appreciation of her psyche.

Sorry that I came off that way...I would be the last to make a generalization of that nature, and anyone who knows me knows that.  I know several large busted women, of which the one (two...I just saw Nicole's post, which was delayed in going up by moderation) who posted below you is just one (are just two), who are way beyond me in intelligence.  No correlation between breast size and intelligence to this man.  The whole breast issue is kind of an in joke between me and Stempy, and I am sorry that I phrased my post poorly.  

My apologies.


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But the first thing that turned me on about you was your writing.  

/Zin

A sublime combination of your natural contributions and a surgeon's skills.  Perhaps you wouldn't do it the same way again, but I agree they are a good consolation prize.  

I didn't realize they caused you pain, though.  Back pain?  Or something else?  

/Zin

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Yeah, I do a have a certain erotic style! xoxox

It was just a list of "things" that Ms C had apparently learned in 2004. Ms E apparently felt the list was not original, and the rest your can see for yourself.

Most the list was too "deep" for me to recall -- I'm a guy after all, anything deeper than "beer is better cold" is just never going to sink in.

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