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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 1831 reads
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I just got home from a spa. A new experience for me.
Amazing how friendly people are there. They wouldn't let me be shy.

I was not expecting the whole naked thing though!
They separate the men from the women in the naked area, so I didn't even get to see any boobs!
But the common areas. Holy shit!! Fucking awesome!!
I am talking about groups of women! This isn't the locker room in high school gym!

I think it may have something to do with all you girls hanging out together naked, but damn!
You want friendly outgoing sexy ass women? Go to a spa.
I am just minding my own business eating, and drinking after relaxing with a bunch of naked dudes..
Yea.. Not as gay as it sounds though. You actually wind up talking about work, and the manliest things you can come up with. Ha!
Once you get comfortable, you don't even notice all the balls. LMAO!

Anyway. A group of women start hanging out with me! Everybody is in a robe or towel cute shorts, or bikini.. It was such a comfortable vibe! Not too common in my area of the city.
We end up in the outside pool with a foot of snow around us. Even a gay guy was hanging out!
Didn't bather me.
The vibe was not sexual in that way. Although I can see it being very hot.

So what is it about the Spa?
Are the ladies charged up from the super clean feeling you get?
Maybe it's hanging out naked together? We all know everyone loves a woman's body!
I noticed that I was one of the few native New Yorkers there.
Mostly European, and Asian.
The group of girls I met were from Ukraine, Uruguay, and Korea (I think)
So maybe that has something to do with it?
Shed some light on this fool please..

All I know is I need to find the right girl to go with me, then fuck my brains out after! :D
Yay for new sexy ideas!!!

bluepillman309 reads

And it sounded like you had to force yourself to talk about the "manliest things". Hmmmm....I am not implying you're a homosexual. I am coming right out and saying it son! YOU'RE GAY! At the very least bi. Lol!

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TheHoundOfCullin321 reads

Dude... What can you do?
I am in the sauna with a naked George from Seinfeld!
What do you do?
Sit there with your head down, or talk about baseball, and contracting?? LMAO

But the common area was worth it!

The ladies do the same naked thing.  You know... I wonder what they talk about in there.
All naked and sweaty. Grrrrrr Yum!

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bluepillman281 reads

is in the hot tub, the bluepillman GTFO (gets the fuck out!) lol! This aint rocket science Hound! Lol!

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TheHoundOfCullin227 reads

They thought I was gay...
That actually explains alot.
Shit!!! No wonder the girls were so friendly with me.
See why I have to pay for it! LMAO! :D

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bluepillman217 reads

Not that there's anything wrong with that Hound! You're "out" now, and I commend you for your bravery in coming forward.

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TheHoundOfCullin196 reads

I think you may know the type of spa I mean.
It is basically a Banya.
But a melting pot!
Wanna go with me?

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JustAGal245 reads

Lemme know which one you went to -- we should take special someone with us, she is coming to town soon!

Lina

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TheHoundOfCullin220 reads

You make my imagination run wild!

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JustAGal250 reads

one nekkid man and  several women is not an orgy, its 3some lol

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termsofdelicious242 reads

Letting the cat out of the bag.
I think a Good day would be a Sunday spa/fuck day .....
Golly Gee I sure wish I was in NYC.
Soft and pink,
SG

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
You make my imagination run wild!

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TheHoundOfCullin234 reads

Sam is sexy!!!
I would like her and Lina massaged, and oiled up for me.
Slippery, perfectly manicured toes....
Happy, relaxed bodies. Wanting.. No... Needing to be caressed.
What is it about the Spa?
Ugh.. I love touch.

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JustAGal278 reads

I am sure we would have to twist her arm lol

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saturnsky215 reads

Are you all that afraid of nude men? Seriously this is stupid. If you hate the site of the same junk you walk around with, then you might be a little more sympathetic if some women find it ugly.

And don't flatter yourselves, not every gay guy wants some middle aged straight guy who can't suck cock if his life depended on it. They have standards you know.

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saturnsky238 reads

So I hide the fear and get it done...it's only an hour, it's only an hour she whispers in her head...lol ...;)

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TheHoundOfCullin252 reads

Yes we were all naked bathing. Men. Even with their kids.
Sauna, shaving. Washing our asses.
I am more of a man than you think. I wasn't a bitch.
I have the guts to do something like that alone.
Yes. It was weird. Guess what?
I liked it. So do the women I met.

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I am trying to do the spa thing.
Then the naked guy, and his kid jump in the pool/jacuzzi?!?
WTF?! I am confused as it is..
Apparently, this is the norm in this type of place.
It is beyond gay.
But once you put your clothes on.
Holy shit! Woman everywhere! Great food!
Every type of sauna you could dream of...
Fruit, smoothies.. All that health shit!
And BEER!!!

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saturnsky229 reads

And I just defended you and you say that shit? You have no idea what gay is. It's called nudity with people of the same gender. If this country  was more uptight it'd be puckered all to shit.

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TheHoundOfCullin224 reads

I just spent the day with a bunch of naked guys.
I get it.
It was a poor use of sarcasm.
The whole point of this post is to hopefully get people like you to say it is okay.

Gimmie a break! I am feeling awesomely clean.
My feet, and toes are very happy!
They can call me gay all they want!
I feel good. So do the people I met there.

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TheHoundOfCullin211 reads

I do have shaved balls. I try to stay under 155. So I must be gay.
Oh and my left nipple is pierced.
Unfortunately, I still like to eat pussy?
Guess I am confused.

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saturnsky202 reads

Any of these bitches crying about another nude male. WTF????? If it was a locker room would it be any different? Know what's really "gay", is grown men walking around wearing a freaking jersey with another man's name on it. Now that is weird.

Dude you rock! I am used to nude beaches where families hang together and yes for all the prudes (men) everyone is buck fucking naked and guess what, no-one gives a shit. Those who protest too much need to figure some shit out...if ya know what I mean!@

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TheHoundOfCullin197 reads

It was a shock to me.
I did not know I had to be naked around all of these people.

I did it anyway.

Everyone in that place was so cool.
Partly because (I guess) you had he guts to get naked. And not make a big deal out of it.

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Dr Who revived416 reads

Where was Mom?  

I guess you and Mom went for a walk to find some pussy?

Posted By: saturnsky
Any of these bitches crying about another nude male. WTF????? If it was a locker room would it be any different? Know what's really "gay", is grown men walking around wearing a freaking jersey with another man's name on it. Now that is weird.

Dude you rock! I am used to nude beaches where families hang together and yes for all the prudes (men) everyone is buck fucking naked and guess what, no-one gives a shit. Those who protest too much need to figure some shit out...if ya know what I mean!@

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saturnsky204 reads

That's one butt ugly foreskin. But I do like your budding moobs...a few more pounds and you could get into a nice Vicky Secret bra....

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Dr Who revived214 reads

But it looks like your Dad was doing fine not having to listen to your drivel.

What book was he reading?  Something you bought for him?

Did you guys always take family vacations like this?

Does Dad know that you're a lesbian?  And a faux hooker?  He looks like he'd be kinda cool with all of that anyhow!

Posted By: saturnsky
That's one butt ugly foreskin. But I do like your budding moobs...a few more pounds and you could get into a nice Vicky Secret bra....
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saturnsky217 reads

Daddy knows of my sexual preference but does not know I am an out and proud "faux hooker". Does your wife and family know you pay to get your cock sucked? Sure they would be equally as proud as my Dad if they knew...;)

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Dr Who revived180 reads

Just came back from lunch with your Dad...

And he's indeed proud of you  LOL

He just wishes that you two can go to the Kings games again...what happened?

Posted By: saturnsky
Daddy knows of my sexual preference but does not know I am an out and proud "faux hooker". Does your wife and family know you pay to get your cock sucked? Sure they would be equally as proud as my Dad if they knew...;)

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saturnsky189 reads

Step Dad knows the drill.

Funny, I just had lunch with your wife...or was she lunch...anyway, we had a lot to chat about too.

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Dr Who revived186 reads

that you two had...but I figured it was just kinky.

Now it makes sense...of course, the old step Dad.  No reason to worry about incest there  LOL

And thanks for taking my wifey out for lunch...she did mention that she enjoyed your banter.  She just can't understand why you aren't still a Kings fan...not sure where that came from.

Posted By: saturnsky
Step Dad knows the drill.

Funny, I just had lunch with your wife...or was she lunch...anyway, we had a lot to chat about too.

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saturnsky194 reads

You know men, they exaggerate everything about sex....maybe he was thinking he might want to take me for a spin but forgot to tell me...lol

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Dr Who revived234 reads

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crazyshit221 reads

I wouldn't use it as a place to pick up a girl, but it is a place where people let their guard down because they are there to relax.  So in a sense, you are gonna find people in a different element.

If you want to go to a spa to set the mood with a girl...that's usually pretty effective, provided that this is something that both of you are kind of expecting.  I wouldn't bring a girl on a first date to a spa and expect to bang her after.

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swingsbothways224 reads

In college my boyfriend and his friends would have parties and it always ended up with people nude and in the hot tub.  Nothing sexual, just people talking about books, politics, whatever...  

So good for you.

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