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Dec 10th: A Day Without Gay
holeydiver 113 Reviews 1308 reads
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Gays are taking the day off work to "donate time to a variety of different causes" tomorrow.  Who came up with this idea in this economy?  Gee, employers are looking to cut employees, so take a day off for sexual preference reasons?

In any case, don't take tomorrow off, or else you will look Homosexual to your boss.  And if your boss takes the day off, you might have some leverage for job security.

We should take a day off from the hobby and donate time to some other causes.  I have a lot of experience stuffing envelopes.

For a couple of gay dudes, they sure have good taste in women. A pic of Marilyn behind them and what looks like a tattoo of Bette Page on the dude's arm!!!!  Two of my favorite babes!!!!  OH>>>> and Miss Piggy in the middle!!! Can't forget her!!!

Gays will get their "donation day"
Then we will go back to getting holy week off... Ash Wednesday, Maundythursday, good friday etc....

Jews of course will get passover,
Me???  I'll take san Jacinto day...
Mexicans will have Cinco de Mayo
The brits will take Guy Faulks.
The French can have Bastille....
blacks will have quansa & ML King day
Football fans will celebrate superbowl week...
and so on - and so on...

I mean how much less productive can we get... oh, wait - I know, we're trying our best to be like the you're-a-peeings.... ya know, where they take the entire month of August off... December is also a wash....

yeesh....  As australia, canada, new Zealand are all following this treand as well... is there anyplace sane left????

LadiLuver266 reads

Not a day off for blacks.

if not texan - ALL would take san jacinto day...

and so on...

Everyone has a "day, week,  month" or time that is sacred or at least honored by them - and they are all NOT the same day...  in the words of the old Harry Nilsson song... a point in every direction is the same as no point a'tall....

In short, all these days taken - makes a holiday less special - in addition to cutting into the productivity.

-- Modified on 12/9/2008 8:15:50 AM

And while we're at it, I'll take yours off too.

Bisexuals should have a day off, even if we're not quite sure. Then, we could all come out of the closet, go back into the closet, come out of the closet, etc. Boy! That would take all day. :)

Hugs,
Ciara

have been Bi. (I'd better disclaim - not all! - so I don't get whacked - some of my favs actually read this stuff).....

And of course I enjoy sharing a lady with a lady, or letting them share me, or, well, whatever...';-)

However I am not so liberated as to enjoy the presence of an additional gentleman....

Hi Ciara

you're out of luck -

I wrote:

"However I am not so liberated as to enjoy the presence of an additional gentleman...."

But you may find just one of me to be a relatively satisfying experience. I may be old and slow, but I'm thorough, and I have stamina...';-)

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