We at the Boner Clinic for Sexual Dysfunction have heard about your condition and are very concerned. A fellow sufferer who would only identify himself as inicky46 (sheesh, what kind of lame handle is that?) informed us of the extreme nature of your case. We have classified him as suffering from a severe case of sexual addition, but if his description of your symptoms is remotely accurate, your version of Satyriasis is beyond our scale of classification. We fear you are in grave danger of a catastrophic series of side-effects described in the attached article. I urge you to read it immediately and to check yourself into the Boner Clinic right away, here in sunny Bayonne, NJ. Our therapy, consisting of being hosed down several times a day with Lithium and Saltpeter has proven highly effective (it worked on former Sen. Gary Hart, for example) and although the side effects (mild drooling and bed wetting) are annoying, they are preferable to the only other known cure: castration. We have a sunny little room waiting for you!
Dr. Peter Boner
that you'd be the third girl he'd be seeing that day, along with a full dose of viagra , of course? Would you be pissed if he didn't tell you about his hobby binge he involved you with, if you found out later by reading it in his reviews?
I don't ask providers how many men they have sex with on a given day. I can't count the number of times I have seen three different women in the same day, but that doesn't come close to how many guys a high volume girl sees in a typical day.
Besides, do you really consider having sex three times in a day a "binge"? Now six or seven times might be considered a binge, but three times hardly qualifies as a binge. lol
Yeah, if I ever did (and could) enjoy the favors of three ladies in one day, I think I would consider that a "binge."
Now doing them all at once might be considered a binge,(only once in my life) but I probably see three ladies (or four ocassionally) in a day at least a couple of times a month.
Yeah call me a pig, but call me a happy pig. lol
I realize I can't do this forever, it wasn't that many years ago that I could (and did) see five or six different ladies in a single day. I think those days are gone forever for me, but at the ripe old age of 52 three women is still a regular occurence for me. You should try it sometime.
We at the Boner Clinic for Sexual Dysfunction have heard about your condition and are very concerned. A fellow sufferer who would only identify himself as inicky46 (sheesh, what kind of lame handle is that?) informed us of the extreme nature of your case. We have classified him as suffering from a severe case of sexual addition, but if his description of your symptoms is remotely accurate, your version of Satyriasis is beyond our scale of classification. We fear you are in grave danger of a catastrophic series of side-effects described in the attached article. I urge you to read it immediately and to check yourself into the Boner Clinic right away, here in sunny Bayonne, NJ. Our therapy, consisting of being hosed down several times a day with Lithium and Saltpeter has proven highly effective (it worked on former Sen. Gary Hart, for example) and although the side effects (mild drooling and bed wetting) are annoying, they are preferable to the only other known cure: castration. We have a sunny little room waiting for you!
Dr. Peter Boner
as for Inicky46, I thought it was posting on TER that he was addicted to. Well I guess it's not uncommon for addicts to have multiple addictions. Did I ever mention that I was an alcoholic and degenerate gambler as well. I did manage to quit smoking though, but that was easy, I'd much rather fuck, or drink, or gamble than smoke. lol
however, the fact that inicky has multiple addictions is a common phenomenon. Given the extreme nature of your case, it is highly likely that you suffer from multiple addictions as well. The most typical would be cross-dressing and serial masturbation. If you suffer from either of these illnesses, it is even more urgent you check yourself into The Boner Clinic immediately.
PS: We have an excellent collection of high heels in mens sizes that you may wear during your treatments. At The Boner Clinic we aim to please!
I have only been hobbying for a bit more then a year and I done a foursome 3 times. I expected more form a hobby god like you.
but I rarely even do threesomes, much less foursomes.
I have recently started seeing a young lady who tells me she (like your wife) can attract as many playmates as I would like. I am not really sure how many that might be. lol
Truth be told, I am quite content with one on one, but if it makes her happy, I am willing to go the extra mile.lol
At least in my opinion and experience.
Don't know about them taking the appointment as I never mentioned it up front, but it would come up in conversation when with someone, because I was too new and naive to think it wouldn't matter.
The viagra thing...not sure at all where you're going with that one. Probably just as dumb-ass stupid to announce you plan on taking it...as it would be to tell someone they will be your second or third of the day.
Best thing anyone can do is just handle their own business, enjoy, and STFU about it. I know...it's a foreign concept to a few on this board...but for the most part no one needs to know, or gives a rat's ass about what anyone else has done.
If someone reads about it later in a review and gets bent out of shape...just consider it lesson learned and don't see them again. But there's really no way they'd find out in a review unless the writer, again, saw fit to announce what they've done in a sad and pathetic attempt at impressing others.
And...the "smarter brother" is dead on right. Three is merely a good day....it certainly is no "binge". I plan on proving that theory when I go to Vegas soon....LOL.
After about 45 minutes of intercourse she accused me of having had "a lot of sex" that day. I admitted to her being my fifth lady of the day, and she muttered something about how I was never going to cum and started getting dressed.
Of course she was right, I had been up for a day and a half, had lost about $30k and hed been drinking the entire time. not to mention the four ladies before her. I really couldn't say much as she left, I was way too tired to argue about it, plus she was absolutely correct, cumming for a fifth time was definitely out of the question. lmao
I hate it when women who demand money for sex complain that you actually want sex? Did she want you pay her for a hour and cum five minutes into the act?
Geez...
When I tour it is nothing for me to see 3-4 clients per day....when I am at home I do more multi hours......for my extreme PSE appointments I will pop a viagra....overnights I will pop a Cialis and drink a red bull.....so should I close up shop?
A client does not have to tell me about his hobby habits as it pertains to the number of ladies he has seen, I can read.....and if he does not review....I guess I won't know unless I ask...and I do ask.
I have a client who does not review, who has seen 400+ ladies this year. Should I stop seeing him bc he has a massive sex drive, and a very well thought out well executed retirement plan from an extremely successful career? What should I do about that? Be a total idiot and turn away good business because he hobbies? I am not sure of the logic behind that......can anyone help me out here? Why should I turn down business from a man who is a great client......bc he hobbies? (head tilted, blinking not understanding)
Why can't a man who practices safer sex, and obviously has the finances to support his hobby desires hobby without a provider feeling like she needs to be the singular object of his desires? It DON'T WORK LIKE THAT!! He is not to held to seeing the proper amount of ladies....and what is the proper amount of ladies? If he wants to pop a blue pill, what difference does it make? He should be aware of the side effects ie unable to achieve orgasm and/or ejaculate....and he obviously does not care, he just loves to fuck, knows this is HIS HOBBY of choice, and hellooooooooo he can afford to play!!
Quoting - "When I tour it is nothing for me to see 3-4 clients per day....when I am at home I do more multi hours......for my extreme PSE appointments I will pop a viagra....overnights I will pop a Cialis and drink a red bull.....so should I close up shop?" - end quote
Am I correct or did I misunderstand? You are female and a provider and you take Viagra or Cialis. Why?
"for my extreme PSE appointments I will pop a viagra....overnights I will pop a Cialis and drink a red bull.....so should I close up shop?"
Wtf? Isn't that kind of dangerous?
Why would a provider care how many women he'd "seen" that day as long as he was clean when he got there?
I don't really know how I or anyone else would "find out" how many women you've seen in a given day. If it was written in a review, why would that even be mentioned? It would have nothing to do with the provider who you are writing about, it would be all about you and your "binging".
I'm sorry, but I guess it just doesn't make much sense to me, and I am writing this, wondering why I'm even responding....must be tired or something.
I would decline..
I don't know that I have the right to be pissed. what he does outside of his door is not really any of my business but, I do believe in courtasy and mutual respect..
I do not see more then 1 gentleman a day for the same reason. NOt into sloppy seconds or thirds!