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hammerhead896 56 Reviews 456 reads
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Thank you so much for being the voice of "the Cunning Linguist" and pointing out my horrid expletive mistake.

Just curious but by chance are you also "The Linguist" Muse? If he does not need you for this service I could obviously use you very much and had asked you if you would help write my ops for me as you have proven to be one of the few who seems to understand what I am really trying to say.

Sorry I cannot afford to pay you much for these services but I would be willing to come to your abode and be your "mangina man servant" for a short while and could possibly even learn how to cook those crunchy crustacean things you seem to enjoy and rub your feet.

"Dam" or "Damn" or whatever I really hate the "mangina" in me!

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but I am back after having to leave my tropical paradise for a business trip to one of your vial, sorry I meant to say lovely metropolitan oasis's. I really am disappointed more that you can know that I was not able to visit with one of your many wonderful women while there but the leaches who were with me trying to get hold of my hard earned poon bank would not let me out of there grip long enough to get properly serviced :(

Anyway thats my problem ,but I am so grateful to be able to come back together with my new found TER brothers and sisters for what I am sure to be some quality interactions on this board even if I now have to carry the mantle of "mangina man" with just a small "m" of course for now to do it.

in order to keep interacting with you all and because of what had occurred from a handful of you regarding my previous posts I deem is necessary to place a few simple ground rules when responding back to me please.

Firstly, I am fully aware that if I choose to post anything on this board you all have the right to slam or ridicule my post or me personally as you deem fit,after all this is the cesspool you and others before you created and I am just choosing to wade in it with you. I do however ask that if your going to slam me please put some thought into it as I will when replying back to all of you. Simpleton phrases such as" your a idiot" or "Asshole" really do not properly convey to myself or the others why you think I am a idiot or a asshole. Please make your slamming of me clear,concise and complete as possible so I can give you the proper response you deserve and just so you all know I am the type of guy who likes to be slammed Hard and Deep, not Fast and Weak!

Secondly, I must ask you to not hijack my post and go off the topic to start some other diatribe that has nothing to do with the topic at hand or start a love fest with one of the girls on my time. It is my post after all so go start your own Dam post if you want and take the ridiculing there which was meant for me here. Another thing you should all know is that I am a bit of a "Guy Diva" and expect all of the attention to be directed towards me! It is probably why I do not do Gang Bangs as I have a problem with sharing.

Thirdly and most importantly, though I really do appreciate the kind PMs that I have received from some of you the others who keep asking me for my mothers contact info. needs to stop. As I have already told them she quit providing full time long ago and only see some long time regulars now and then when she is hard up for some Bingo Bucks you sick SOBs!

Now that my ground rules have been set I will look forward to some of your clever responses and will be posting some more of my views shortly for your well thought out critiques. Sorry if I do not respond back to you all for a bit but the surf is up and I really do need to work on my full body tan again after hiding myself from your toxic filled skies for awhile. Dam I just hate Tan Lines!

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inicky46631 reads

that "vial" is a noun describing a small object meant to hold liquid.  He believes the word you intended to use is an adjective spelled "vile," which means repugnant or distasteful.\
You're welcome.

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London Rayne578 reads

You did not notice 'dam' and 'damn' lol.  

Posted By: inicky46
that "vial" is a noun describing a small object meant to hold liquid.  He believes the word you intended to use is an adjective spelled "vile," which means repugnant or distasteful.\  
 You're welcome.

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Dr Who revived429 reads

You are pointing out that the OP was not including an "n"?

This from the hooker that spells fuck as f**k  LOL

Posted By: London Rayne
You did not notice 'dam' and 'damn' lol.  
   
Posted By: inicky46
that "vial" is a noun describing a small object meant to hold liquid.  He believes the word you intended to use is an adjective spelled "vile," which means repugnant or distasteful.\  
  You're welcome.

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Dr Who revived410 reads

I'm sure he knows how to spell damn...but preferred to not tarnish the eyes (or ears) of the classy hookers here  LOL

Well..maybe he doesn't know the difference...as he didn't know vial vs. vile...you're vs. your.

Maybe I should tell hammerheadshark that he should ask TER to unmoderate him?

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inicky46610 reads

Thus your and CPA's observations re other errors cannot be laid at the door of TCL.  And what, may I ask, are you doing here again, beyotch? LOL.  It's been a wasteland without you!  Of course, it's still pretty much a wasteland when you're here.  Just a little less barren.

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Dr Who revived375 reads

Or grammar?

Damn...guess I'll just have to get that VIP the old fashioned way.  

Posted By: inicky46
Thus your and CPA's observations re other errors cannot be laid at the door of TCL.  And what, may I ask, are you doing here again, beyotch? LOL.  It's been a wasteland without you!  Of course, it's still pretty much a wasteland when you're here.  Just a little less barren.

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hammerhead896457 reads

Thank you so much for being the voice of "the Cunning Linguist" and pointing out my horrid expletive mistake.

Just curious but by chance are you also "The Linguist" Muse? If he does not need you for this service I could obviously use you very much and had asked you if you would help write my ops for me as you have proven to be one of the few who seems to understand what I am really trying to say.

Sorry I cannot afford to pay you much for these services but I would be willing to come to your abode and be your "mangina man servant" for a short while and could possibly even learn how to cook those crunchy crustacean things you seem to enjoy and rub your feet.

"Dam" or "Damn" or whatever I really hate the "mangina" in me!

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hammerhead896421 reads

as I look at large urban cities as "vial" receptacles  which harbors the scum which resides in them and thank god acts as protection for me.

Do you by chance choose to have a suburban domicile in such a "vial"?

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Dr Who revived439 reads

Are you applying for your own zipcode soon?

I think that qualifies as a suburban domicile....or are you into holding out?

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hammerhead896542 reads

Well, at least you do not see crack "vials" in my front yard and you should have told me you were dropping by I would have tidied up a bit and had you meet my sister!

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Dr Who revived451 reads

My pals were with me....maybe next time?

Posted By: hammerhead896
Well, at least you do not see crack "vials" in my front yard and you should have told me you were dropping by I would have tidied up a bit and had you meet my sister!

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hammerhead896561 reads

as I would not want to review myself being in the middle of that train either!. I am sure she is just around to cheer you all on as you can tell none of those guys are even looking her way.

And by the way since we now know that your into that lifestyle my sister has chosen not to spend time with you as she prefers the bottom.

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Dr Who revived374 reads

I just heard from your sister and she really likes the idea of a MFM.  Now it won't be with an Udo as he is just old, ugly and fat...and I definitely have my standards.  I suppose so does your sister.  I wouldn't subject any gal to that type of torture  LOL

But I love the guys who are homophobic...and judgmental here.  Looks like you'll fit right in with that group.  I'll bet all you want is MISH and think that's a tad racey  ;)

BTW...the gals really like the MFM's...and most are quite willing to wheel and deal to have one.

As for not reviewing anymore....it's the hookers that preclude me from doing so.  Go back about 2 years on this board and you can read my comments as to reviews...and why I have ceased writing them.  

Just to make sure...your sister does do Greek?  I don't care for it...but I'll bet that would be a deal killer if she's not into it for a MFM.  

And you have guessed...I love kink  LOL  

Posted By: hammerhead896
as I would not want to review myself being in the middle of that train either!. I am sure she is just around to cheer you all on as you can tell none of those guys are even looking her way.  
   
 And by the way since we now know that your into that lifestyle my sister has chosen not to spend time with you as she prefers the bottom.

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Dr Who revived455 reads

But I need to see some pics...and at least two references.

In addition to the Cunning Linguist pointing out that it is indeed vile...not vial...it is also you're and not your.

We can put your sisters info here...I'm OK with sharing  LOL

Posted By: hammerhead896
but I am back after having to leave my tropical paradise for a business trip to one of your vial, sorry I meant to say lovely metropolitan oasis's. I really am disappointed more that you can know that I was not able to visit with one of your many wonderful women while there but the leaches who were with me trying to get hold of my hard earned poon bank would not let me out of there grip long enough to get properly serviced :(  
   
 Anyway thats my problem ,but I am so grateful to be able to come back together with my new found TER brothers and sisters for what I am sure to be some quality interactions on this board even if I now have to carry the mantle of "mangina man" with just a small "m" of course for now to do it.  
   
 in order to keep interacting with you all and because of what had occurred from a handful of you regarding my previous posts I deem is necessary to place a few simple ground rules when responding back to me please.  
   
 Firstly, I am fully aware that if I choose to post anything on this board you all have the right to slam or ridicule my post or me personally as you deem fit,after all this is the cesspool you and others before you created and I am just choosing to wade in it with you. I do however ask that if your going to slam me please put some thought into it as I will when replying back to all of you. Simpleton phrases such as" your a idiot" or "Asshole" really do not properly convey to myself or the others why you think I am a idiot or a asshole. Please make your slamming of me clear,concise and complete as possible so I can give you the proper response you deserve and just so you all know I am the type of guy who likes to be slammed Hard and Deep, not Fast and Weak!  
   
 Secondly, I must ask you to not hijack my post and go off the topic to start some other diatribe that has nothing to do with the topic at hand or start a love fest with one of the girls on my time. It is my post after all so go start your own Dam post if you want and take the ridiculing there which was meant for me here. Another thing you should all know is that I am a bit of a "Guy Diva" and expect all of the attention to be directed towards me! It is probably why I do not do Gang Bangs as I have a problem with sharing.  
   
 Thirdly and most importantly, though I really do appreciate the kind PMs that I have received from some of you the others who keep asking me for my mothers contact info. needs to stop. As I have already told them she quit providing full time long ago and only see some long time regulars now and then when she is hard up for some Bingo Bucks you sick SOBs!  
   
 Now that my ground rules have been set I will look forward to some of your clever responses and will be posting some more of my views shortly for your well thought out critiques. Sorry if I do not respond back to you all for a bit but the surf is up and I really do need to work on my full body tan again after hiding myself from your toxic filled skies for awhile. Dam I just hate Tan Lines!    

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ZoePiers505 reads

I don't take any slams here personal, thats why i still have the courage to speak my opinion.


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hammerhead896383 reads

Unless you agree to throw her a 10/10 review up front! Then we might be able to work something out and also everything would have to be covered with you lol.

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Dr Who revived406 reads

I prefer Indy's myself...and really have an issue with pimps.  Especially those who live in "vial" communities  LOL

And to suggest it wouldn't be covered indicates that she is BBFS with others?  Meh...that's OK too..most of the hookers are going BBFS with someone anyhow  ;)

Do the sheets get changed before I get there...while I'm there...and after I leave?  Udo wants to know.  He has to go after me though...for obvious reasons!

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Unless you agree to throw her a 10/10 review up front! Then we might be able to work something out and also everything would have to be covered with you lol.

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ZoePiers528 reads

All this rules will be forgotten in a few days, if not hours. But thanks for the words. Some of us appreciate a good read with humor.

ZP

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hammerhead896341 reads

thanks for the kind words. Please feel free to reply to any of my posts in anyway you please even if it is in a "vile" manner as long as you keep supplying that link to your pics. It took me at least 15 minutes to pull my tongue off the screen after I saw them to start replying to these neanderthals and if you would consider sending me some private ones I am sure it would help out with the problem Sharpedin and some of the others have with my rather lengthy posts and replies as I find it hard to type as much with one hand as the other is keeping busy :)

You are truly Gorgeous :) :)

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Panthera12515 reads

Certified asshole? You bet.  

If your momma wants to make a comeback, just have her put up some ads on the Florida Board. Some of those old hobbyists will fuck anything that moves and still give them an 8 or 9 in appearance.  
 
The only ground rules that you have set is that you will fit in well on this board as long as you don't allow the mangina side of your personality override the testosterone or you get too cozy with Dungy.

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Panthera12424 reads

endure the entire post. Usually I just skip over the long winded posts.

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hammerhead896483 reads

Please take a moment of your precious time to more fully explain to myself and the others just why you consider me a "pretentious moron". We will be waiting for your thoughts.

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Dr Who revived518 reads

Send him to see your Mommy....I did hear that she knows how to deal with guys who simply scan a post and don't understand the rules.

She'll come out of retirement for that gig...they all do eventually.

Posted By: hammerhead896
Please take a moment of your precious time to more fully explain to myself and the others just why you consider me a "pretentious moron". We will be waiting for your thoughts.

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hammerhead896435 reads

thanks so much for pointing out my mistakes and I am sure their will be many more to follow. You know I really like it when i can get others to do my work for me as unlike most of you I actually have a life so if all of you want to be my 'spell check bitches" that is fine by me. In fact if one of you would like to be my full time "spell check bitch" I am sure we can work that out and I would gladly be willing to compensate you with, well nothing actually.

Better hurry and apply though as submissive as all of you obviously are this job opening will not last long lol.

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Dr Who revived480 reads

But your post should have been to yourself and not part of a reply to lasttime.

I'm getting the impression you have too much time on your hands to worry about such trivia.

I'll send Udo your way and he'll train you to be a good "cum boy"....and you too can make some money with those used condoms.

Posted By: hammerhead896
thanks so much for pointing out my mistakes and I am sure their will be many more to follow. You know I really like it when i can get others to do my work for me as unlike most of you I actually have a life so if all of you want to be my 'spell check bitches" that is fine by me. In fact if one of you would like to be my full time "spell check bitch" I am sure we can work that out and I would gladly be willing to compensate you with, well nothing actually.  
   
 Better hurry and apply though as submissive as all of you obviously are this job opening will not last long lol.  

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inicky46436 reads

that TER posts already have spell check.  If you had used it you might have noticed that "gramticaly" is actually spelled "grammatically."
You're welcome.
Now don't make me send Conan The Grammarian after you

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Dr Who revived567 reads

You fall asleep?

Fits the rest of your profile I'm afraid.

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