As a provider, if you had to create a top list of things you wanted to know about a hobbyist before agreeing to a session, what things would be on that list?

Below is a list of things I came up with after brainstorming.  This list is in no particular order of importance, but feel free to sort the list in order of importance to you and to add something new
to the list.

1.  Dead beat (hobbyist didn't pay for a session)
2.  No-show (hobbyist didn't show up to a session or cancels without rescheduling)
3.  Haggles (hobbyist wants to negotiate fee)
4.  Hygiene
5.  Ethnicity/Race
6.  Stalker
7.  Picky (hobbyists want to compare session to a different provider)
8.  Non-discrete
9.  Window shopper (hobbyist wants to back out of session)
10.  Pimp
11.  Tardy
12.  Prying (asks personal questions)
13.  Disrespectful
14.  Tips / doesn't tip
15.  Age
16.  Cheapskate

Add to that, weenie size....that's my number one question usually after, "Are you a nut job?"

there are two sides to every coin..i am sure the ladies will focus more on the positive aspects of a new client rather than look at all the negative shit you are spewing forth from your intelligent brainstorm..

Ok.  What should be added to the list then?

Obviously after proper screening, in no particular order:

1. Music tastes
2. Age
3. Whether he likes sloppy bj's or not
4. How big his weenie is
5. Occupation
6. Interests
7. Whether they are doing this out of want for companionship or they are just horny
8. Punctuality
9. Whether they have facial hair or not
10.boxers or briefs

I would have to definitely agree with you on the rest.... Those are more concerns rather than questions for me.

Yes I am a nut job and I am hung like a horse ..... can I get a date?

After a number of years in the hobby, I offer my very short list.

1. Has a professional reputation (arrives on time, leaves on time, leaves payment without asking for it)
2. Good hygiene
3. Treats a provider with mutual respect

I know some providers care about race, but imho, that's a small minority.

Anything else is almost too small to matter.

Just when I thought it was going to be a boring Saturday night - basic set theory to the rescue. I can create a universe defined as provider-centric attributes deemed desirable and compare to the absolute complement of those client traits least likely to result in a successful session, and then plot the results. Is it just me, or isn't De Morgan's Law super hot.

I used to doodle them during math class.

in LAYMAN'S terms..rasha knows how to pick them..

hoot owl has it..providers can spot the negative aspects a mile away..

Just got out of prison after doing a very long time for rape.

OK .... I lied ..... I am actually president of the little weenie club! But I am still a nut job!

We don't want to see those types, except the tipping, I don't care if they tip or not. Everything else is a concern. You hope like hell you don't run into someone who exhibits those traits. After that is cleared away, THEN we focus on the good shit.

And it has not failed me...