even if said authority comes in the guise of an overly demanding hooker. I don't use "plain white envelopes" I don't fill out invasive and intrusive "contact forms" and I am not going to inspect every bill I have to make sure it conforms to some hookers whacked out standards.
In other words, she would immediately go on my "Must miss list"
I don’t have tolerance for idiotic behavior.
Whatever the fuck the ATM spits out is going to be it.
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I would think that if she sees the new $100.00, she would think it's a counterfeit since not everyone would be used to seeing it right away - unless one has followed the news, of course..
But actually wanting a $100.00 bill.. What does she think. The old becomes invalidated when the new one comes out, or does she want to stick it up her ass crack and do a little hula dance for me? For the latter, they use $1 bills, I think...
I would take pennies to her incall and let her and her mother count them all..
Fuckin' stupid....
I'm just hearing about these new $100 dollar bills lol.
If I'd had received a new $100 before reading this post I would have thought it was a fake for sure!
Note to self pick up money maker......
Guys, don't take things so seriously.
Curly i find your response harsh but at the same time humorous for this audience..
Lady Zoë
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If you don't like it that much, just don't see her.. No need to pound away at a keyboard, just go pound away at whatever hooker you think it worth your time... (Rolling eyes)
That being said, if any provider wanted to.. She could easily buy a counterfeit pen. Stores have them, so why not. If a bill is fake she could politely point it out. If its an honest mistake, maybe the man can backtrack to where he got it from and get one that is real.
I haven't came across this problem, so I really have no idea how I would handle it if it ever happened...
Ive came acrost fake bills before, one gentleman even had the nerve to accuse me of switching it out and threated to post a bad review stating that I was trying to rip him off..... so I just left the situation alone and left, it honestly doesnt matter how "High class" or "well reviewed" the gentleman is, you never know what people are capable of.... sometimes i sure it may be an honest mistake, but..... its always a good idea to at least take a look at it.... just a glance at least.... without making the gentleman uncomfortable of course......
Posted By: alyssainnewyork
If you don't like it that much, just don't see her.. No need to pound away at a keyboard, just go pound away at whatever hooker you think it worth your time... (Rolling eyes)
That being said, if any provider wanted to.. She could easily buy a counterfeit pen. Stores have them, so why not. If a bill is fake she could politely point it out. If its an honest mistake, maybe the man can backtrack to where he got it from and get one that is real.
I haven't came across this problem, so I really have no idea how I would handle it if it ever happened...
If the bills I get feel a little too crisp and new I worry that they are counterfeit.
Many of the ATMs give out new bills.
Many, seem to prefer the "newer" version of ladies and I can't find anything wrong with that. What's wrong with a preference for new bills?
I'd prefer a "newer" XKR-S rag-top, but hey, I love every Jag so I wouldn't turn down the opp to borrow one AND get my "need for speed" on at the Academy, but I digress.
Perhaps the lady feels the new hundies, haven't been in circulation long enough for the risk of counterfeits to be a factor. Maybe she's just quirky. Wish I knew her personally. I'd like to ask her. I love quirky. I hope it isn't because she's been burned before.
Time to get my "research geek" on and see what these new bills look like.
The Dez
P.S. Anybody know why the XKR-S GT, only comes in a coupe? Sorta defeats the purpose of relishing one's mid-life crisis, to my way of thinking. 
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The roof of a car provides structural support, and when you turn a car that was designed as a coupe into a convertible. The car has to be reinforced in an alternate location, thus adding weight. The XKR-S GT looks to be built as a track car, not a road car.
About the currency issue, old, new, or ugly a one hundred dollar bill is always going to be worth one hundred dollars. I don't see the issue, as these new bills will be counterfeited.
Not sure exactly what she means , okay recent coupes , the Mercedes E class , piece of shit 4 door decent coupe , still ussless back seat though .
Posted By: bigvern
The roof of a car provides structural support, and when you turn a car that was designed as a coupe into a convertible. The car has to be reinforced in an alternate location, thus adding weight. The XKR-S GT looks to be built as a track car, not a road car.
About the currency issue, old, new, or ugly a one hundred dollar bill is always going to be worth one hundred dollars. I don't see the issue, as these new bills will be counterfeited.
They're all glittery and hologrammy. Me gusta. Still, that's just ridiculous to expect to be paid in the new ones exclusively. To answer your question, I've never heard of a girl getting paid in counterfeit bills. I've read stories of dudes sandwiching a bunch of ones between twenties or stuffing the envelope with paper but that's about it.
Posted By: RokkKrinn
Just as unofficial poll: How many of us have so much as seen the new $100 bill? I know I didn't see one until just this past week. So imagine my surprise when I saw this on a provider website just today:
"For cash donations, please make sure that only the NEW $100 bills are used".
I suppose anyone can demand whatever they like, but isn't this a little unreasonable? How many banks could really be expected to give you (say) $2000 in all brand-new bills? And what kinds of questions might this invite from the bank? You never know these days; some bank teller with too much time on their hands could start thinking "drugs", and then you're really in a jackpot.
How many times do providers get stuck with bad bills? Is this really a major problem?
"take it or leave it" Unless she is a mental case, I don't think she would be turning any hobbyists away at the door. Sounds like a case of platinumpussyitis.
"And on the topic of boots, I read Hedda Hopper's column and see Johnny's putting the boots to Lana Turner, such a crush he's had for so long, she must have a cunt like chinchilla."
by used C-notes and ask for new 100's because "she only wants new bills". I don't think so.
Besides, I prefer to give an assortment of denominations. Many ladies prefer a mix because it is not easy to tip the bartender, waiter, or vallet when you only have 100's.
I think there would be some legal issue, if a legitimate business refused to except legal tender
I see places that say "no bills larger than $20."
The site I was drooling on, showed the entire XK series and listed the price of each for the "Convertible" and the "coupe" model, with the exception of the XKR-S. Only displayed the hard top at $138,000.00 No convertible shown in that model. I know what a coupe is. Simply went by the language they used.
It's completely irrelevant now that I found a site that revealed the convertible in all her glory! Outta my way boys! I'm gettin' my checkbook!
yet I've dealt with government agencies that refuse to accept cash... go figure..
I got 5 new ones yesterday first I seen. Definitely flashy... Either way they all spend the same way!
I am a new provider in the Raleigh area and I have come across quite a few of these already. When I took them to the bank to deposit the teller was very excited which surprised me. She says that one guy wiped her completely out when he cashed a $2000 check the day before and when I deposited my $1000 worth of them she said she was going to give those new ones out sparingly. I think it is a little unreasonable for a provider to demand that she only receive new bills. While working in exotic dance clubs on and off for 9 years I have never came across one fake bill. In this new endeavor I do not anticipate with the type of guys I meet that I would ever run into that problem.
