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Damn! I am SPOILED! I admit it and it's the fault of hobbying!confused_smile
channelguy 32 Reviews 1436 reads
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Yes, I ChannelGuy, have become spoiled by the hobby.  I'm sure other men feel the same way.  Here's the scenario that happened to me yesterday.

I'm out at Fry's electronics picking up material to make my own A-Bomb (hey, if butt head in N.Korea can do it, so can I!)    I was looking in the fissionable material aisle when....yes..there she is!   I saw a gorgeous gal about 35 yrs old, 5ft 7in or so with tight white shorts and a tee-shirt, no bra..nice pointy nipples (it was 90 degrees yesterday)- doing her best to keep covered but cool.   Dirty blonde hair and super legs / ass.

Now...I wanted HER!  I wanted her NOW!  Not rush home, get on TER, search for "similiar"...I wanted HER!    Before you guys say "ask her if she has reviews" (hah hah) my common sense said -
"she will kick you in the balls" -

So I beat it - out of there - and went home to beat it!  

TER and hobbying is the ultimate key to the candy store.  You see a lady, get screened, and you got it!  Damn, it's wonderful.  But when you get to thinking like I was that "I want HER!"....well, now it's time for psychotherapy - maybe I better head over to LG's discussion board :-)

So for the software developers at TER, I have this idea.  I could have taken her picture with my cell phone, downloaded the picture into TER's "photo-match" and the closest physical match is made on a lady - either locally or anywhere else.  Hey..I got airline miles!

So, my story is one of selfishness, serious horniness, the need for therapy, TER application development and promoting the hobby.

Damn, I'm weird.

CG

Oh...and ladys....have you ever seen a guy and thought "I need to have him now!"  Please lie and say yes.  :-)

keystonekid311 reads

at the health club.

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Carrie Hillcrest434 reads

I was minding my own business in the fissionable materials aisle, when all of a sudden this drooling, hulking manbeast started creepily snapping photos of me with his cell phone. Just my type! It was so sexy! I thought about grabbing him and dragging him over to the DVD aisle (less traffic) and having him right there on the floor, but as soon as our eyes met he ran out the door!

Guess he didn't like me. Maybe I should wear a bra next time. :(

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nutz4romance182 reads

Happen to me @ Whole Foods in Sherman Oaks. She was bending over with tight maroon shorts in the olive section. I glanced at her said pardon me and grabbed what I needed (no not her) She stood up and was this gorgeous middle eastern woman with tits small countries would fight over. The most beautiful straight raven hair that just had a brilliant sheen. A face that proved to me I will burn in hell for hobbying. Got home after running a few red lights. Scanned every escort site I could.  Come on, I was in the valley. She's probably a UTR.  I hope your reading this. I seriously hope your reading this.  Until you get a hold of me I will put you in the old "spank bank"

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Tabu207 reads

out of my pussy. I mean mouth. LOL.

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Carrie Hillcrest120 reads

...Hell yes, I've seen men in public I'd like to drag into a dark corner and have my way with. :D Rawr!

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TransientPrince112 reads

What would have been wrong with talking to her?

Maybe she was single and hoping a classy guy would talk to her?

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raindawg1132 reads

Funny, I was just thinking the same thing yesterday. I was in an elevator behind a smoking hot woman. It was all I could do from acting on my urge to "grab that fine ass". I left the elevator thinking how this great hobby has provided me the opportunity to grab many a fine asses.

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dfwjim123132 reads

Whenever we see a hot woman in a mall, at a gym, ... we just want to go up and ask "what's your rate for 1/2 hour in call?"

Providers look no different from any other women except with all the "menu items" ...

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mrfisher171 reads

I'm sure that in a few years it will be all the rage.

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BizzaroSuperdude191 reads

walking down the mall I was ever looking and wondering as this was close to hotels that escorts oft use in my area....

yup, ya just want to go up to the lady and ask, "do you have a web site or reviews I could check?"  

One of the most difficult things for me is going by the local college - watching the ladies out - knowing that some of them are looking to make extra money! lol!  ahh.... especially now that springtime is in full bloom.... and as you say, you see someone - and SHE is the only one that will do, no substitute....

what is that that makes it that way?

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WaterBoys122 reads

... and if she's a provider, she'll flash her TER tatoo back.  Then it is off to the races!!!

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