While sharing a pitcher with some friends, I noticed a very attractive lady seated at the bar alone. I approached her and after a brief period of conversation suggested that I would consider paying for her favors. She said to me, "OK, put your money where your MOUTH is, fella." I responded, "Sure, put my dick where your MOUTH is."

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then again...it depends on how long she was at that bar...

Maybe she had "one dick too many"

Boooiiiinnnnngggggg!

Cheers!