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Cut balls while shaving & other things hookers do.....
Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 2040 reads
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to fuck up my life!

Never even considered shaving my balls before I started banging escorts/hookers whatever.  But sliced a long gash on my nutsack a couple of days ago before I was preparing to fuck my wife.  

Anyway I clammed up because she might start to get 2 damn noisy about my hygiene habits and banging hookers.  So when she wanted to fuck I made up same lame ass excuse about a stomache ache.  Hey can't be to careful ya know.  If I am banging hookers she may be banging the chef at the office cafeteria.  I really don't trust the looks of that MFer.

Anyway, I have been trying to stop fucking hookers (went cold turkey for about a month now).  Even tamped down on the masturbation.  Don't recommend it because it makes you really cranky.

But I think I might relapse.  Just when I think I am out THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!

So a well reviewed lady is coming to town and believe it or not she likes the following:

*  rimming - giving and receiving
*  DFK - which is my personal favorite
*  HERE IS THE KICKER (she likes to be flogged on the ass with a leather whip - the kind that doesn't hurt - who knew).

Now how can RT possibly pass that up.  Oh and to boot she likes anal:)

Ridgetucky just cannot win at this game.  Damn.



-- Modified on 9/8/2013 6:05:48 PM

Wife along and have the lady teach her some tricks. Damn, tell her this is what you need and if she can't do it she either needs to let you play this way or get tied to a chair and watch!

Recently had another thread about trimming down there and I stated that while I will trim close I will not shave my junk out of fear that I would cut myself.

Some jackass says 'no, I do it every day it is easy!' but now we have you proving once and for all that man was not meant to shave his balls.

-- Modified on 9/9/2013 1:12:42 AM

RokkKrinn536 reads

..we should all have huge bushy mustaches and beards.  After all, if I'm sloppy and cut my neck while shaving, that means I should never shave that area again either.

I've been manscaping most of my adult life, long before I entered the hobby.  It makes me feel cleaner and more comfortable in general, and most women (provider or civvie) are either neutral or even prefer it.

Practice makes perfect.  And some providers actually are willing to shave you down there if you don't think you're up to the job.

There are several place in the DC area, mostly Korean mani/pedi businesses that also offer male body grooming.  Your choice, waxed, shaved, or sheared.  Prices are reasonable. If you are too nervous or too lazy to do it on your own it is a great option. I have been grooming myself for years without incident but its also nice to be pampered and I've left the lady in DC do it for me also. I also believe I have seen a provider on her that offers massage have body grooming in her ad.

Have you any hair dressers in your area whom moonligt as provider honey?
Surely you should. Get manscaping help. I wouldnt allow random onlt licensed hair dresser. Trained that actively work in salon. If people dont know what they are doing you could get hurt. Enclave, germicide barbasides.  
Be sure licensed as you dont want improper sanitization / sterililzatiin  practice s any one unlicense isnt gong to know that stuff. X

A friend of my has a T-shirt that says: "I shaved my balls for THIS???"
But seriously, I manscape my sack using a good razor and rarely have a problem.  You just need to be sure to do it a day in advance so any small nicks heal up.

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I guess Angel is right, and she has the paper to prove it.

I showed off my handi-work to her just this last weekend and she gave me a D- for it.

I should have just had her do it.

... Like the one linked here.  Never nicked myself and I can even get my ass crack done.  Nice smooth sack, too.

Had the same problem with my SO.  Just told her I was tired of sitting down and ripping out a pube.

here in the DC area??  

I for one would love to find the combination of grooming and relaxation!!

Ok, one more time for the peanut gallery - does anyone know of a place where one can get these type of services done with a wink and a nod??

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