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I did a bachelor party..years ago.and there was guy there in the crowd..that I went to highschool with.but it was no big deal.

 Then  another time I went to a bachelor party..when I worked with a now closed PV agency called 2Xposed..it was then run by a Playboy model Shiloh McCormick..and it ws like 30mins or 40mins into it...so the dildos were out and I was "doing" the other girl with a dildo...and I look into the crowd..it was a mixed party  (girls and guys were there)..and all of a sudden I recognize a guy..my THEN boyfriends EX-stepbrother..but whom he was still in contact with..I was mortified and I think he was too because he backed into the kitchen..and I crawled to the corner of the room where my bags were,,and basically sat their..curled up as best as I could trying to cover up all of my lady parts as best as I could...so I whicpered to the other dancer and grabbed my stuff, dressed and left.  I gave an explanation to the guy that called us..and he seemed fine....but I think either he was or rather the lady of 2Xposed..was upset..she said I should have stayed. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!

 A year later I was at the mall with my then boyfriend  and we are walking thru Hechts..when WHO of ALL people comes walking our way...his EX-stepbrother!!  Thank god he never said a single word about "that night"....Cause my boyfriend at the time had a big problem with me doing "stuff" with other girls and using toys in front of other people..he would have been MAD!

 Hugs, Sidney Starr

and we were playing lots of footsie and my hands on her knees, and then her hands in my crotch.  We were in a large restaurant, where we were on a slightly raised platform around the rim of the room; in the center of the room was a large table with a group of perhaps 14 to 16 people.  The large group broke up and suddenly a client of mine was standing in front of me offering to shake my hand.  Of course I did.  He must have known what was going on because he didn't wait for me to introduce or not introduce my date -- just said "Good to see you," smiled wryly and disappeared.

I believe he'd been watching us all evening.

On another occasion, I went to dinner with my wife and a provider that I was involved with showed up at the same restaurant.  My wife and I finished and went down the street to a concert -- and wouldn't you know it, my provider friend was going there, too.

The wife didn't catch on, but the provider was seriously bothered by it.  

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I was on a three day vacation with a favorite provider on Nantucket Island (no limerick jokes now) strolling arm in arm with my honey along Main Street when we come upon another favorite of mine who just happened to be vacationing there at the same time.  The problem is that the provider we met introduced me to the first one and always has been resentful of the fact that she now sees me independently of her.  (We used to do threesomes all the time.)  

Awkward.

funny really. One morning, coffee in hand, I opened up my provider email account. and jesus christ almighty, there's one from mom! hahaha, my stepfather was perousing around and found me.
that's okay see, because i have this kick ass goddess woman for a mother, and she used me for her postmodern feminist theory work (go dr. mom!). she analyzes the five personas of the woman's psyche: the bitch, the virgin, the mother, the child, and, last but not least, the whore. we had thrilling conversations.  
I was caught by mom....brilliant i say!

had this same conversation with a lady in Atlanta a while ago and she had a funny story. She gets a call one day from a guy visiting Atlanta on business. They talk and she gets a good vibe from him, well spoken, nice, he mentions her glowing reviews, mentions his TER handle and she looks him up and reads his reviews, etc.. Provides a reference from another provider that checks out just fine, so they agree to meet that night.

She wears a sexy/slutty school girl outfit (per his request). The enjoy a nice hour together doing all kinds of dirty little things. As they are killing the last few minutes cuddling in bed she notices his ring, it looks real familiar, just like one her Dad had. She looks closer at it, US Naval Academy (one of the military acadamies anyway) class of "XX". Crap, same year as her old man. Suddenly the dudes name rings a bell, "Mike SoandSo from Dallas". That's weird, Dad's oldest friend and room mate from college is Mike SoandSo and lives in Dallas.  No fucking way, could it be the same guy? She almost shits a brick, she met him many times when she was a little kid but only once as an adult. Just a few years ago he was at her Dads visiting and she stopped by to pick up something at home.  A quick "hey, nice to meet you", and forgotten about 10 seconds after that.  Until now, since she just fucked the snot out of him!!

She's freaking out inside. He obviously didn't recognize her, so does she tell him or just keep her yap shut.  She chose the latter, and hasn't run into him since then, but she figures its only a matter of time that she bumps into him through her Dad in the future.

I am not sure how I would handle it if my mom ever found out that I hobby.

Just last week, some client of a visiting provider outed the provider to her family for no apparent reason. Not very nice.

Time for me to get back to work, but you have me all distracted about my special "birthday present" four and a half months ago. Of course, I was just beginning to get over you............

Speaking of your mom, I hope she is doing fine too.



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At the end of our time he asked me where I grew up, I told him, then he called me by my maiden name. I freaked out but kept quiet ... he went on to tell me that he was in my homeroom class in 10th grade and had recognized me from Eros and that he had waited 30 years to get into my pants. We shared some memories of high school and the characters that went there.

As he left, he was a real happy guy, but for the life of me, I still don't remember who he was...

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not quite that way but I told the Provider after the session I was going to grab a quick burger and she asked to go with me. We were sitting inside eating and my neighbor popped in and I introduced her as my cousin. But I saw him go to incall motel and later we swapped stories.

I went to a work friend's 30th birthday party years ago (before I turned that age).  It was a mixed party so I brought my girlfriend at the time.  Well the magic moment came when the giant cake was rolled in and out popped a stripper!  She did her teasing thing with the birthday boy.  She looked kind of familiar but didn't ring a bell.
Anyway, our paths crossed and she looked at me and then called me by name!  She could see my girlfriend staring daggers at me so she goes on, "This must be the fourth time this summer we've seen each other"  I started to protest and she burst out laughing.  She told me her real name and I realized that I had gone to high school with her (though she was way too cute for me back then).  I was actually flattered that she knew my name.

Yep. In another state while I was on a trip, I decided to visit a provider. Turns out she had worked for me a few years before. I didn't recognize her as her face was blurred and her hair different in the photos, and all our arrangements had been by email, so there were no voices to recognize. When I got inside, we both did a double-take and there was a long, very uncomfortable moment. Finally I said "Well, we both know each other's secret. I'm comfortable continuing if you are."

She was, and it was a very wonderful time.

--b.

About 25 years ago, when there were non-Asian MPs in LA, the woman who served me was a former high school classmate. It took us a while to figure it out, but we had by the end of the session. I had talked to her a few times, but couldn't remember her last name and never had had any lustful feeling for her, at least not until I saw her naked. I didn't feel uncomfortable and would have seen her again, but never had the opportunity. She was never in when I went back, and the place closed a few months later.

I saw this guy one time that I used to work with

His name sounded familiar, but there are lots of "Tom's" in the world - but when he walked through the door...i KNEW.

But we were in different departments and didn't acknowledge I knew him...

He DID tell me that I reminded him of this lady that used to work with him about 10 years ago - and he had always had the hots for her....

that would just be the best... being a provider and seeing someone you always wanted, but didn't have and there - they are, desiring you !!! that would be very cool!  Thanks for putting the thought into my head... it is a wonderful thought.

From a guy who had reached the afterglow part of the session, and by talking to the provider, they both determined that in childhood she had once been his kid sister's best friend and had been at his house all the time.    

As you could imagine, they were both seriously shocked by it.

but I agree - that would be SO hot!!!

Waited 30 years to get in your pants.

xo L