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BlahBlahBlahBlah...Blah1866 reads

But the haitian monkey that was  blowing me without a condom, accidentally scraped my peter with its teeth and drew blood. We finished but not I'm worried about HPV. You cant get that if your partner is not human, right? Will neosporin help me to not gert HIV? I use it for lube when I masterbate. I do have Chlamydia, does anyone know how much aspirin I should take?

Will someone either kill the fucktards and jokers or shoot me and save me from the hell  of reading this board.

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notaclown295 reads

First of all when you are doing it with Haitian monkeys, you have to use the heavy duty leather condoms (kind of look like welding gloves). Don't use latex. Sometimes it helps if you have the monkey use a mouth guard on her teeth too ( I presume it was a she monkey--though I am not judging here.) The leather will make your dick raw so use lots of lube. Neosporin is an excellent lube as it not only lubricates but pretty much eliminates any chance of getting an std. HPV is not interspecies transferrable so no worries about that. For the chlamydia the aspirin dose is 18.27 of the 200 mg tablets daily. Good luck. Oh yeah, take with food.

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But the haitian monkey that was  blowing me without a condom, accidentally scraped my peter with its teeth and drew blood. We finished but not I'm worried about HPV. You cant get that if your partner is not human, right? Will neosporin help me to not gert HIV? I use it for lube when I masterbate. I do have Chlamydia, does anyone know how much aspirin I should take?

Will someone either kill the fucktards and jokers or shoot me and save me from the hell  of reading this board.

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DrunkenA_not-into-BBFS207 reads

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BlahBlahBlahBlah...Blah169 reads

I won't bareback a haitian monkey. That's just crazy talk. But is I ever meet one of these I don't know how I could control myself...

Related Link: No glove No love Papi

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Steely.Dan292 reads

BBFS is never cool to admit to.  Best advice here...visit your personal Dr. ASAP, especially if you have Chlamydia, or think you have.  Get tested for all the rest, and save us from all being contaminated by taking a break for at least three months if you have a bacterial infection, and retire permanently if it's viral.    

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Bareback-in-Athens289 reads

The topic has been beaten to death & is okay once every few months or so, but not 3 times in a week. Mods, that's 3 BBFS posts on this board in less than 5 days.

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Dim-Bulb185 reads

did you even read the post, or just reply without thinking?

Just stay away from the keyboard for the rest of the weekend and try to jump-start come brain cells.

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GaGambler224 reads

You must drink more than me, MP67 and that other drunk of the thousand aliases combined. lol

What's the matter, somebody stealing your thunder in the "stupid posts" department? lol

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DrunkenA_not-into-BBFS155 reads

And the OP must be real drunk if haitian monkeys start looking attractive to him. lmao

I don't think I've ever been THAT drunk.

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BlahBlahBlahBlah...Blah180 reads

...to get to 1000 aliases.

Because I swear, by the MIGHTY TURGID COCK OF ZARATHUSTRA and with BA'AL AS MY WITNESS, I am trying my dammmmmmndest to do this whole alias thing right.

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DrunkenA_not-into-BBFS165 reads


At least this thread talks about bbfs with monkeys rather than with a female human,
so it's different and new... and thus contributes to the general discussion about the hobby. lmao

Limitless human imagination.

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omg-pvdr208 reads


He is not serious he is being sarcastic, but he needs to leave the Haitian monkey alone... because Haitian VOODOO will come after him for real..LOL

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Bareback-in-Athens180 reads

Most of the boring soap box teachers on this board will start talking about STDs, hobby evils, blah blah blah.

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notaclown170 reads

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DrunkenA_not-into-BBFS170 reads

or, Maybe the OP can check the monkey's ID?  LMFAO

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