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Diamond cutter 3297 reads
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I'm asking for feedback here.......

About 3 months ago while I was "Pounding the Bishop" my Dick became bent(I must let you know that it now fits my hand perfectly).
I'm wondering if anyone has any ideas on how to fix this "condition"? Maybe use my other hand (I'm always up for some strange).
The funny thing is that I told my SO when and how this happened. About a week ago when she decided she was ready for some sex she noticed it. When I reminded her that I had told her close to 3 months ago she didn't believe me. She for sure didn't believe how it happened. I asked if she thought this was something I would try to hide from her?  I reminded her that my dick an I have been in the house with her since it happened. You should have seen the look I got when I mentioned that we wouldn't even be having the conversation if she was willing to give it up a little more often.
In my vain little world I kinda liked my dick the way it was.
Any ideas?

Misty2742 reads

Have you asked your MD to take a look?  I've included a link that might help.  

I've seen the curve, never bothered me.  Actually, it can enhance things for the woman depending on the position.  



-- Modified on 6/23/2003 3:31:11 PM

Related Link: medhelp

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Melanie Love3951 reads

it hits all the right spots :)))))))

Mel :)

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VonRyan3836 reads

Don't think he said its curved...its crooked...most likely Zigs and then zags....sounds like he may need a professional plumber but if he's handy(says he's ambidextrous), a good plumber's wrench may do the trick. OUCH!

WARNING! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS WITHOUT FIRST CONSULTING A LICENSED PLUMBER AND/OR DOCTOR FIRST!

Good luck!

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Lady Atria2789 reads

This is tickling my (crooked) funnybone. And on an equally non-serious note, I'd like to play Doctor (and Plumber)!
Call me and I'll make it all feel better.  Or bring in your SO and between the two of us we will straighten it out.

Now HOW did you do this, again?

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Diamond cutter3297 reads

Now there's a thought. As for how I did it as I said I was "Pounding the Bishop" maybe you know it as "Choking the Chicken" or "Strangling the Snake".

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VonRyan3500 reads


You said...
"As for how I did it as I said I was "Pounding the Bishop" maybe you know it as "Choking the Chicken" or "Strangling the Snake".

...perhaps you intermixed "cutting the diamond" with all of the above...lol...I guess the good news is that it is still in one piece and pain free... plus your wife believed your story...and most importantly...you can still have happy endings(pun intended)It also reads here that you have some hot providers ready and willing to play your fiddle.As the song goes, "Johnny risen up your bow, lay your fiddle down, and let the devil(she) go down to Georgia"
I don't know what that means but it sounds appropriate in your case and on this thread...Cheers!

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Melanie Love2189 reads


"I've seen the curve, never bothered me.  Actually, it can enhance things for the woman depending on the position."

Mel ;)  

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Girl Next Door3595 reads

From webmd.com, regarding Peyronie's disease:

. . . Four years ago, however, Laurence Levine at Rush-St. Luke's Medical Center in Chicago came up with the idea of injecting a drug called verapamil to dissolve the plaque. Fifty of my patients participated in the trials, and it helped 60% of them. Then, just two years ago, a pharmacist from San Antonio, Texas, developed a system for applying verapamil cream to the skin of the penis in the area of plaque. It's safe to say that this has revolutionized the treatment of Peyronie's disease at my offices.

Verapamil helps 65% to 70% of men, but it works best when applied early, while the plaque is developing. I suggest that you see a urologist as soon as possible and discuss topical verapamil. Together you may be able to straighten things out.

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/43/1685_51226.htm?lastselectedguid={5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348}

Good luck to ya!


-- Modified on 6/24/2003 12:23:05 AM

Related Link: http://webmd.com

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MarathonDATY4080 reads

"Your President does not have a crooked dick!" - indignantly.

I recall that ex Prez Bill had a meandering schlong too, and an intern tried to straighten it out several times, using the new verb - "to Lewinsky his ears inside out Mr Starr!"

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