Yeah, I've been married twice lol.

I once saw a girl who had great reviews whose pictures were very old. She was a fat ass and page upon page of reviews never declared her as such. Pansy assed reviewers piss me off.

A man nails his testicles to the ground in red square to protest police brutality.  

I've been awful mad about shit at times.  But, never nail-my-testicles-to-the-ground-mad.  Maybe it's just another manifestation of my fear of commitment.  That, or the fact that I'm not fucking crazy.  

The shit that gets me the most riled up is getting a fucking speeding ticket for going 5 mph over the limit.  And the most I will do is yell unintelligible shit while I'm driving away from the stop.  It never occurred to me to nail my junk to anything.  Not even once.  

What gets you mad?  And what do you do about it?  (This should be interesting)

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Oh, this has just made my entire day. I thought I was stupid for not knowing about No Shave November, no I'm not stupid or at least not that dam stupid.  

There was a guy in my former home town years ago that got fired from his job, he doused himself in gasoline the next day walked into the office and set himself on fire. That'll teach em. Oh my goodness, stupidity abounds.

What gets me mad?  Mostly political stuff and, since this isn't the P&R board, I won't get into that.  What do I do about it?  I turn the channel.
Nothing on this board or in this hobby had really gotten me mad.  Even The Dungbeetle, FIDIOT, Udolt and RimSchumcky don't piss me off.  It's only a fuckboard.  And I've had virtually no problems with providers.  By and large they've all been great.  Made a lot of good friends in this game, both men and women.

Nail on, my Russian brother.  

This guy kinda makes me feel like a pussy for organizing flash mobs.  

But this made me pretty mad…

I started dating a girl that I have known for years.
Actually there was a group of us who pretty much grew up together.
She popped into my life again out of nowhere, and we hit it off just like old times..
Better than old times..  
This girl is awesome. Smart, funny, interesting, great job. Classically beautiful…  
I'm into her…

Here is where the fucked up shit happens..
When we were younger. She dated one of my best friends in the world..
This kid was totally in love with her. It was unrequited.
When their relationship went to shit.. He had a really hard time with it.
After 20 years.. This guy still holds a grudge..
By the way. He is married now, and has a new baby.

So he finds out that I am dating her, and fucking OUTS me!
I still don't know exactly why he did it. He is married for Christ sake.
A girl like her would never in a million years break up a marriage. He has zero chance with her.
What does he think.. He was saving her from me??
I didn't even look at TER while I was with her.  
If anything. I said a good by in my way, and thanked everyone for their help.  
I was done.

I used to call that Motherfucker my brother….
I could get my revenge.. He has a much darker past than I do..
He used to love his 75$ bp girls. Complete with the coke.
Stupid fuck thinks I can't get that word to his wife.
I could out his ass right back. I would never though.
That would not make me feel better.  
Ruining his marriage, and his child's life is not something I want on my conscience.
I would like to punch his fucking face in, and nail his tiny nuts to the ground like Sputnik up there..

I learned something..
Don't Fucking Tell Anyone About The Hobby!!!
Even if they do it too.
Your best friend, your Brother may betray you

A lot of people in Russia have dash mounted cameras in their cars. Theres a Russian television show that is footage submitted.   Lots of drunk driving videos, deers getting hit and people randomly jumping on, in and out of the cars.  But the weirdest one I saw was of a MIG 27 (fighter jet) screaming down the roadway at an altitude of about 30 feet.  The jet blast is knocking cars aside like they were toys, frying the paint off in the process.  They had interviews with some of the drivers whose cars were damaged and they were like "meh, so what, shit happens"  Apparently sanity is not a real important societal factor there.

Weird acts of protest are pretty common.  Pussy Riot got thrown in jail for trying to play punk rock in a greek orthodox church.  But the leader and her husband also staged a "fuck-in" in the national museum, when she was like 8 months pregnant, and apparently that was OK.

With this back drop, it doesn't surprise me that a dude would nail his scrotum to a walkway in Red Square.  In his defense, in the picture,  he does appear to be looking down at it with a "WTF did I just do???" expression on his face.

Red Square is being held by the Bolsheviks.

A friend of mine, or I guess I should say acquaintance of mine is in a completely loveless marriage that he thinks he can't get out of because he has 5 kids. He used to bitch about his wife everyday, saying that she expects him to come home from work everyday and do her little pet projects and take care of the kids, because she's been home all day with them while he was working. She expects all of that and yet hasn't given him sex in years.  So we are talking about it one day and he jokingly says he should go get a prostitute. I said to him "hey have you ever heard of this site TER"? I briefly explained it to him, I said I just happened on the site one day. So anyway, I momentarily thought perhaps I should fill him in on it a little, but I work with this guy so I thought better of it. This jackass goes and tells a group of guys when we were out to lunch that I'm seeing prostitutes. Lucky for me he has no credibility and I was able to brush it off, but man I was this close to admitting I do it. I guess that's why I hang out in here, because I really want to talk about this great part of my life, but I can't. Just a heads up to someone that may be that close to discussing the hobby with someone, as Thehoundofcullin relates, there just isn't an upside. I'm actually looking forward to traveling to attend a meet and greet just so I can be have someone live to talk to about the hobby.

Some people are a little off.....to each his own......

And he was actually protesting her recent break up with him.

He is fluent in English however!

Nope....he's still not going to answer your insipid emails.

Neither is Dr. Marc.

Clooney doesn't see old ladies over 50 either...he likes them young and firm.

Any new texts to share with us?

is myself, and so I can't even enjoy being mad at myself like I could if only I could blame others for the stuff I do that pisses me off.

Is that clear by the way?

That may be true.  There's BDSM guys that like having their nuts stepped on with high heels - the more stiletto the better.  He must have had to do a run-up to this stunt.  - it would take real balls (pun alert) to just start hammering a nail through your  sack without ever having anything pierced before.

Blame Fish!!!
He did it.

Been thinking about that as well...my luck I'd run into a client!

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...if he missed the nail.  

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