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I had my 2nd date with a civie and I have dropped over 400 dollars on dinner and drinks.

I told her on our first date, that I am quite certain she will want to sleep with me
sooner but I have a 2 month rule.

"That's not true for you Jasmine but "Let that go"

So we are making out outside after dinner and she tells me
"There is no way I am waiting 2 months to f..k you"

At what point should we take our relationship to that level?

Your thoughts if any?

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Posted By: escalade1964
I had my 2nd date with a civie and I have dropped over 400 dollars on dinner and drinks.  
   
 I told her on our first date, that I am quite certain she will want to sleep with me  
 sooner but I have a 2 month rule.  
   
 "That's not true for you Jasmine but "Let that go"  
   
 So we are making out outside after dinner and she tells me  
 "There is no way I am waiting 2 months to f..k you"  
   
 At what point should we take our relationship to that level?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

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Dr Who revived2178 reads

But you need to modify your OP to bring it within guidelines.

How about you tell us that she's admitted that she's a hooker or sugar baby but is out of the biz now.  Or perhaps she was running an agency and didn't fuck with johns...until now?

Gotta stick to the rules escy...you know that  :D

OK...so what type of invitation do you need from her?  Seems if she made that comment...all she'll need suggest is that you wash your ass and balls really good...and she'll be thrilled to rim you (hey...just added that little tidbit to keep this within the TER guidelines).

Wouldn't want some disgruntled old fart...or fartess to report your OP as a Dear Abby blog.
 

Posted By: escalade1964
I had my 2nd date with a civie and I have dropped over 400 dollars on dinner and drinks.  
   
 I told her on our first date, that I am quite certain she will want to sleep with me  
 sooner but I have a 2 month rule.  
   
 "That's not true for you Jasmine but "Let that go"  
   
 So we are making out outside after dinner and she tells me  
 "There is no way I am waiting 2 months to f..k you"  
   
 At what point should we take our relationship to that level?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

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vrooom1zero2179 reads

or wait until date #5 if you want to play hard to get.

Its better to do it sooner rather than later.  If fucking her is like reading a Wall Street Journal, you may want to reevaluate your relationship...

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escalade19641766 reads

LMFAO

I just hope she is not reading the journal while I am fucking her.

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RokkKrinn1835 reads

I don't f--k (or even J/O) *every* day.

Besides, if I didn't read the Journal every day, I wouldn't be able to generate the kind of income necessary to be able to indulge my hobby interests.

Now if we were talking about the NY Times, I'd be in total agreement with you..

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hotplants2103 reads

and you obviously expect sex in return, lucky for you she's offered. What the hell else do you need from the INET masses?  

My thoughts, if any? I think there must be some secret school some of you boys go to where you learn how to be as obnoxious as possible with women.

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Dr Who revived2130 reads

But all the graduates are sworn to secrecy

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hotplants1906 reads

The graduates are guaranteed clients for life.

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Dr Who revived1701 reads

Most are real teachers....with a secret.  Well, it's not a secret anymore  LOL

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TheHoundOfCullin1810 reads

I think you are a weirdo for telling us your personal civilian life.
You are probably lieing though. Are'nt you.
If you are telling the truth?
Call it off with her, and go see a Psychiatrist. Really.

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escalade19642012 reads

You should also consider not posting "If any" on a topic where
you have no "thoughts" to contribute.  

which btw seems to be a trend with you.  

also, please consider not reading every "post" I make.  

Just a thought and just sayin.  

Insanity:

"Continuing to do the same thing, thinking you will get a different result"

perhaps you are in therapy

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Back_In_Black1768 reads

Then u both can post your civvie stories together ! Bet you'll have a blast .

Posted By: escalade1964
You should also consider not posting "If any" on a topic where  
 you have no "thoughts" to contribute.  
   
 which btw seems to be a trend with you.  
   
 also, please consider not reading every "post" I make.  
   
 Just a thought and just sayin.  
   
 Insanity:  
   
 "Continuing to do the same thing, thinking you will get a different result"  
   
 perhaps you are in therapy.  
 

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Dr Who revived1896 reads

Yep...they can laugh and giggle like schoolgirls.

Just don't want the dudes unwashedwhore and coach to crash the party.

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Back_In_Black1985 reads

Fucking hilarious ! Kinda like / " dude ya think she wants to fuck me ? The other : who ? My date ? Oh yeah , mine too ? Hey u got rubbers ? Huh ? Rubbers. ? Oh shit , I'm out ? Yeah , me too . Oh I know a store near by ? You go ? No , fuck u , u go ? No fuck you , u go ? Okay , we'll both go ! Okay , BET !!! Snap , what do we tell the girls ???? Shit , look , they're dancing , won't even know were gone ! Yeah , 5 minutes . / now in the car !!!  Where's that store , thought u knew ? Fuck it we'll find one ! Okay 1hour later , they pull up in the parking lot of the restaurant . > sounds coming from a Car , oh yeah that's it lick me right there , oh , and you put your finger in me , ahhhhh lick me , stick your tongue in , ah I'm cummming / them ; oh shit someone's fucking in that car ? Hey , let's go watch , he he he he : oh shit , wtf !!!! The girls , hi boys we couldn't find u , but guess what ? Oh guess u just figured it out ! L8r guys !  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Yep...they can laugh and giggle like schoolgirls.  
   
 Just don't want the dudes unwashedwhore and coach to crash the party.

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Back_In_Black1363 reads

Tell in those assholes this happened/ what assholes ? Bib , CPA , Curly , those assholes ! Shit , yeah , we need a good story , yeah , okay went took them out , spent 500$ , no not enough ? Yeah 700$ ! Yeah and what did the girls do ? Ummm oh we got laid ? We can't just say that ??? Like how? I don't know , I don't get laid , yeah neither do I. ???? I know , we'll read some reviews and like copy them ? Yeah but whose ? Shit we need to find guys like us or they ain't gonna buy the story ? I know , MT ????? Nah that won't work , yeah ! CPA ? ?? Know he'll know ! Who then ?? Aw shit , yup ! Well they were civvies , yeah but they weren't Asian !  

Posted By: Back_In_Black
Fucking hilarious ! Kinda like / " dude ya think she wants to fuck me ? The other : who ? My date ? Oh yeah , mine too ? Hey u got rubbers ? Huh ? Rubbers. ? Oh shit , I'm out ? Yeah , me too . Oh I know a store near by ? You go ? No , fuck u , u go ? No fuck you , u go ? Okay , we'll both go ! Okay , BET !!! Snap , what do we tell the girls ???? Shit , look , they're dancing , won't even know were gone ! Yeah , 5 minutes . / now in the car !!!  Where's that store , thought u knew ? Fuck it we'll find one ! Okay 1hour later , they pull up in the parking lot of the restaurant . > sounds coming from a Car , oh yeah that's it lick me right there , oh , and you put your finger in me , ahhhhh lick me , stick your tongue in , ah I'm cummming / them ; oh shit someone's fucking in that car ? Hey , let's go watch , he he he he : oh shit , wtf !!!! The girls , hi boys we couldn't find u , but guess what ? Oh guess u just figured it out ! L8r guys !  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Yep...they can laugh and giggle like schoolgirls.  
     
  Just don't want the dudes unwashedwhore and coach to crash the party.

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TheHoundOfCullin1759 reads

A day in the life of two old ass whoremongers...

BIB: what 2 doin PaC?
CPA: whores, and hookers. You do know I must keep my fake ass cool guy persona up here.
BIB: is ain't we 2 do the hookers?
CPA: yes hookers, and whores.. All of them.
BIB: eyes got to make funny
CPA: as long as you say hooker somewhere in your post. I'm happy.
BIB: ace e dee cee! Yay!
CPA: I don't review anymore because I'm above all of you.
BIB: yaz! Iz don eve do dat!  
CPA: it's great! I have lots of money, so the ladies have to kiss my ass. I feel huge!
BIB: me 2! Oui is the shat!  

Dickheads!  
I'll never hang out with assclad! But that is probably how it would go. :D

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Back_In_Black1766 reads

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
A day in the life of two old ass whoremongers...  
   
 BIB: what 2 doin PaC?  
 CPA: whores, and hookers. You do know I must keep my fake ass cool guy persona up here.  
 BIB: is ain't we 2 do the hookers?  
 CPA: yes hookers, and whores.. All of them.  
 BIB: eyes got to make funny  
 CPA: as long as you say hooker somewhere in your post. I'm happy.  
 BIB: ace e dee cee! Yay!  
 CPA: I don't review anymore because I'm above all of you.  
 BIB: yaz! Iz don eve do dat!  
 CPA: it's great! I have lots of money, so the ladies have to kiss my ass. I feel huge!  
 BIB: me 2! Oui is the shat!  
   
 Dickheads!  
 I'll never hang out with assclad! But that is probably how it would go. :D

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TheHoundOfCullin1750 reads

He is watching Les Miserables for the hundredth time, and he is feeling lonely.
Why don't you do what you were made for, and suck him off some more?
You do so well at it here. Is he paying you too?
He is.. Isn't he.
That's okay. I won't tell how he has made you his bitch.
Just go pay a woman to make you feel like a man after you gobble down his goo.
Just remember...
The only thing in your pants she is really after is your wallet! :D

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Back_In_Black1761 reads

Drink Spider !  
So the gf think didn't work out , huh ?  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
He is watching Les Miserables for the hundredth time, and he is feeling lonely.  
 Why don't you do what you were made for, and suck him off some more?  
 You do so well at it here. Is he paying you too?  
 He is.. Isn't he.  
 That's okay. I won't tell how he has made you his bitch.  
 Just go pay a woman to make you feel like a man after you gobble down his goo.  
 Just remember...  
 The only thing in your pants she is really after is your wallet! :D

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TheHoundOfCullin1627 reads

That's the best you can come up with?
Pathetic.

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Back_In_Black1969 reads

Damn your grouchy today ! Did u have nightmares about your double date with escalade ?  He got the girls ?  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
That's the best you can come up with?  
 Pathetic.

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TheHoundOfCullin1871 reads

I really hate that your thoughts if any shit!
Now go and get your shine box! :D

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Back_In_Black1685 reads

But if I did have a shine box doubt it would help you with your flip flops , although you can grab yours and buff and shine my Bruno Magli . .:).:).:).:).:)

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I really hate that your thoughts if any shit!  
 Now go and get your shine box! :D

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TheHoundOfCullin1669 reads

They need saddle soap, and mink oil.
Never even heard of Bruno Whatshisface...
Since you are a made man..
How about kicking a few doors open for a kid eh?

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TheHoundOfCullin1970 reads

Do you realize when you say "Your Thoughts if Any"
It is an insult to anyone who reads your bullshit?
You imply I am not capable of free thought?
GFY wimpy little bitch.  
I'll post whatever whenever I want.
And a little shit like you? I clean off my boot heel.

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mylittlesecretxo2146 reads

You're a weird dude.

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escalade19642187 reads

Ya think.

and you posting under an alias on an escort board is normal.

Ummm

as my New Orleans GF would put it....

bahhawbahawha, LMFAO

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SinCitySinner1745 reads

There are different kinds of trolls..

Cocky Trolls - RidgeFucky

Pathetic Trolls - Dungie Dangerfield and Taylor "I shit rainbows everyday" Steele

Calculated and Manipulative Trolls - UDon't and Mangina-lade...Prepkid too...

Angry Trolls - Chicago's Exclusive Cunt Extraordinaire or Cece of PR board.  

Dimwitted trolls - Again Dungie Dangerfield and Fidiot.  

**Wannabe Troll - Panthera :D

-- Modified on 8/22/2013 9:08:15 PM

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Panthera121542 reads

I didn't even make the list. I am so disappointed.

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SinCitySinner1688 reads

September is just round the corner.  The new SPOTM will start on 9/1/2013.  

You can win it, but its not an easy award to win..

You need a batting average of over 0.999. We do let a post or two slip through the cracks. :D

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Dr Who revived1571 reads

Seems like you've got the leads all figured out.

I'd love to get your thoughts on who might get those gigs  ;)

Hey...can tinfoil play the CeCe role....she knows it all too well  LOL

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
There are different kinds of trolls..  
   
 Cocky Trolls - RidgeFucky  
   
 Pathetic Trolls - Dungie Dangerfield and Taylor "I shit rainbows everyday" Steele  
   
 Calculated and Manipulative Trolls - UDon't and Mangina-lade...Prepkid too...  
   
 Angry Trolls - Chicago's Exclusive Cunt Extraordinaire or Cece of PR board.  
   
 Dimwitted trolls - Again Dungie Dangerfield and Fidiot.  
 

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SinCitySinner1803 reads

Maybe I can hire GhostWriteroftheDamned and Meinarse for their literary expertize.  

I can't write that well....:D

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1874 reads

who is who is apparently infamous for being virulently racist and anti-immigrant?!

When you first started with this nonsense a few weeks ago, I thought you were JOKING. My political views are clearly VERY far-left and I have made posts about activism etc. "You probably used to hang-out with Helen Thomas like that other poster claimed she did... neener... neener. Ha. Ha." Unlike you, and a few other choice characters who shall remain nameless, I don't LIVE on the boards. Thus I was wholly unaware of the full scope of that other lady's posting history. Today, I skimmed over a few months of posts on the PO board and saw some of her more "colorful" contributions...

NOW I'M SERIOUSLY TICKED OFF!

Yes, I'm an out-spoken social-libertarian/left-libertarian, in the same vein as someone like Noam Chomsky. And YES, like him, I'm very critical of US and Israeli foreign policy. If you don't like my posts then simply come onto the PO board and DEBATE ME like a grown man. Stop acting like a passive-agressive child- calling me "Helen Thomas" and repeatedly implying that I am the alter-ego of a woman that has made a string of HIGHLY offensive and profoundly racist comments!  

I've been a member of this site for TWICE as long as you... and I'll be damned if I'm going to be bullied by some cranky old coot who is almost old enough to be my grampa. Lol

Related Link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noam_Chomsky%27s_political_views

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GaGambler1703 reads

Or at least I hope so. It's the P&R Board that you refer to, not the PO board, which is the Provider Only board, that I doubt you will ever see CCPA posting on. lol

and yes I do agree with you, you don't sound a bit like CeCe, CeCe was/is a blithering idiot who loved to name drop and make herself out to be something much more than she really is, which is an old, washed up, and very unattractive hooker, with no prospect of ever improving her life. You OTOH are simply a left wing troll, (posting a half dozen posts in a row without ever getting a reply, not only makes you a troll, but a spammer as well), but you are no where as near as offensive as CeCe.

Ok, back to your little fight now, See you back on the leper colony more often referred to as the P&R board. lmao

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1751 reads

for nearly a DECADE?! LMFAO.  

As you well know, the P&R board is a MODERATED forum. Every one of those 6 posts was manually approved, so someone on TER staff must be entertained by my Doomsday/News Of The Weird ramblings, even if YOU are NOT! Lol. Next time I'll stick to borderline off-topic tripe like oil and other commodities pricing, stock options etc. Will that make you happy? :-p

As far as my PO vs P&R freudian slip- yes, I was half asleep when I posted that. Of course I can't say whether ChgoCPA has ever been a topic of derision... I mean, DISCUSSION on the PO board! As an ex-mod, you very well know that a breach like that is a bannable offense! So while we still have a few Constitutional rights left in this country, I'm exercising MINE and pleading the 5th.

As you were.

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GaGambler1810 reads

No one actually reads the posts and approves them anymore, if they did someone would have noticed that you are "talking to yourself" by making post after unanswered post, which is considered spamming by TER rules.

Truth be told, I haven't really read most of your posts, so I don't really know if I agree or disagree with them. FWIW post count alone does not make a troll,  making post after unanswered post certainly does put you in troll territory.

You are free to go back to your little fight with CCPA now, I would hate to insinuate myself into a private affair and shift the focus to being all about me. Believe it or not, I am simply not that narcissistic. lmao

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1948 reads

In the immortal words of another border-line (personality?) troll, I'd love to hear "Your thoughts [comma] if any?"

PS. I do believe that you are mistaken about "no one actually reading the posts and approving them any more." Approval time can vary from only a minute or two... all the way up to 30 minutes or more! If they were set to "auto-approve" the time would be more uniform, no?

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GaGambler1607 reads

On what topic would you like to hear "my thoughts (comma) if any" about?

and if the Euros are indeed reading every post before approving them, then they need to read up on their own rules, don't worry I am way too lazy to use "report a post" and quite frankly I don't care enough either.

If you are referring to politics, i would wager we would agree on many areas where we share "libertarian" opinions, along with many social issues like Gay rights, right to choose, right to privacy etc, but we are likely to disagree about many fiscal issues like taxes, and international issues like whether as a super power, should we still be projecting force around the globe to protect American interests.

If you have an interesting topic, we can take over there to discuss if you'd like.

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1928 reads

There's only 4 measily little pages. Lol. I'm sure you probably at least SKIMMED the lengthy threads/clustersfucks tackling how exercising your 2nd Amendment rights is less dangerous than using your own bathroom, how Monsanto/the FDA/American goverment is waging a policy war on small US farms, AND how the prophetic writings of Zbigniew Brzezinski and Orson Welles predicted the use of a figure like Osama Bin Laden to futher US geostrategy and scare the American people into accepting Big Brother.  

So choose from the following selection-

HWAHOTF critiques the false dichotomy of the US binary party system.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=215464&boardID=39&page=1#215464  

HWAHOTF cautions people to be the change they want to see in the world, before it's too late.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=215462&boardID=39&page=1#215462  

HWAHOTF laments how the dogmatic fixation on political correctness is squelching positive discourse and serves to perpetuate US racial divides.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=215430&boardID=39&page=1#215430  

HWAHOTF snipes about American apathy as The New Great Game/the proxy war to end all proxy wars/WWIII begins.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=215298&boardID=39&page=#215298  

HWAHOTF parses together excerpts from todays headlines to construct a scathing commentary on US and Israeli foreign policy in the middle east... and notes the high probability that current conflict and chaos will be used to bully Palestine into accepting a "peace treaty" on OUR terms.  
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=215289&boardID=39&page=1#215289  
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=215271&boardID=39&page=1#21527

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/searchMessagesResults.asp?FromPost=1&M...

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Dr Who revived1895 reads

And I'll bet that you've been hooking for 10+ years and well into your 30's...maybe near 40?

So using your hooker math...that would make ole Gramps at least 80...but could be closer to 100 now.

Or perhaps we should assume all the tinfoils pop out # 1 around 15 years old...you are from the South...right?  So maybe ole Gramps is really only 45 or so?

So which would you prefer...a 45 y/o pushing you around here...or a 100 y/o?

BTW...your political stances don't interest me either  LOL

Posted By: HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil
who is who is apparently infamous for being virulently racist and anti-immigrant?!  
   
 When you first started with this nonsense a few weeks ago, I thought you were JOKING. My political views are clearly VERY far-left and I have made posts about activism etc. "You probably used to hang-out with Helen Thomas like that other poster claimed she did... neener... neener. Ha. Ha." Unlike you, and a few other choice characters who shall remain nameless, I don't LIVE on the boards. Thus I was wholly unaware of the full scope of that other lady's posting history. Today, I skimmed over a few months of posts on the PO board and saw some of her more "colorful" contributions...  
   
 NOW I'M SERIOUSLY TICKED OFF!  
   
 Yes, I'm an out-spoken social-libertarian/left-libertarian, in the same vein as someone like Noam Chomsky. And YES, like him, I'm very critical of US and Israeli foreign policy. If you don't like my posts then simply come onto the PO board and DEBATE ME like a grown man. Stop acting like a passive-agressive child- calling me "Helen Thomas" and repeatedly implying that I am the alter-ego of a woman that has made a string of HIGHLY offensive and profoundly racist comments!  
   
 I've been a member of this site for TWICE as long as you... and I'll be damned if I'm going to be bullied by some cranky old coot who is almost old enough to be my grampa. Lol.  
   
 

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1557 reads

Let me break this down into simple John math for you. I'll speak really slow AND LOUD into your "good ear" so you don't think that I'm trying to "trick" you. Lol.

I joined this site around 2007. You joined around 2010.  

2013 - 2007 = 6

2013 - 2010 = 3

6 / 3 = 2 aka "twice"
___________________________________

I'm around 29 yrsold. You're around 60 yrsold.  

60 -29 = 31

31 / 2 = 15.5 aka "almost old enough to be my grampa."
___________________________________

I have said in NUMEROUS posts that I'm from the New England area. I have also pointed out the SINGLE post I made in 2009 using this alias. (It's got several meanings, but was originally created as a nod to one of my ATF favorite posters, HookerWithAHeartOfGold.) This handle sat dormant up until I decided to resurrect it a few months ago. With all the sniping about whether people should use the words "hooker," "whore," et al... it seemed rather timely and relevant.  

That's all she wrote. Maybe LR can dress up as a naughty nurse and serve you some Jello before your afternoon nap. Lol

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Dr Who revived1632 reads

Since at my advanced john age I am afraid of electricity.

So I joined the site in 2010..and thru 2013 that is 4 years.  At least using my old comptometer.

So using that old comptometer it tells me that twice that is 8 years.  Are you still with me?

And you're around 29...sure, hookers don't lie.  You're near 40.  But that's OK...I'm close to 90  LOL

Using your hooker math versus my trusty old comptometer...seems like the tin foil clan fucks early and often.  You and Mom pop them out at 15?  So it might seem that you're not far from being a Gram herself.  You will let us know when that day comes...won't you?

Will you change your alias to OldHookerWithAHeartOfAluminumFoil?

Posted By: HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil
Let me break this down into simple John math for you. I'll speak really slow AND LOUD into your "good ear" so you don't think that I'm trying to "trick" you. Lol.  
   
 I joined this site around 2007. You joined around 2010.  
   
 2013 - 2007 = 6  
   
 2013 - 2010 = 3  
   
 6 / 3 = 2 aka "twice"  
 ___________________________________  
   
 I'm around 29 yrsold. You're around 60 yrsold.  
   
 60 -29 = 31  
   
 31 / 2 = 15.5 aka "almost old enough to be my grampa."  
 ___________________________________  
   
 I have said in NUMEROUS posts that I'm from the New England area. I have also pointed out the SINGLE post I made in 2009 using this alias. (It's got several meanings, but was originally created as a nod to one of my ATF favorite posters, HookerWithAHeartOfGold.) This handle sat dormant up until I decided to resurrect it a few months ago. With all the sniping about whether people should use the words "hooker," "whore," et al... it seemed rather timely and relevant.  
   
 That's all she wrote. Maybe LR can dress up as a naughty nurse and serve you some Jello before your afternoon nap. Lol.  
   
   
 

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GaGambler1435 reads

I have to leave soon, and I am finally being entertained.

I am tired of watching BSC hookers come on this board who are ill equipped to engage in any kind of "battle of wits", This promises to be much more interesting as "Tin Foil" has actually scored a few points, and is a much better match than TS or lanasummer from a couple of days ago who proved to be about as challenging as debating the DungBeetle.

BTW "Hooker with a heart of Gold" is a friend of mine from way back in her Atlanta Days.  At first I thought you might be her, but your posting styles and back rounds are completely different.

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justanillusion1476 reads

Sometimes it is really not worth getting into it with some people just to prove"your worthy". It's like trying to sit at the popular peoples table at a mental institution (I can thank SS for that one).  

 Not worth the bother and big whoop. For me it easier to either agree with someone elses craziness and walk away or be really nice and it usually shuts them down. I'll get shit for this post but hey, I am hitting the beach so I don't much care.

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Dr Who revived1829 reads

She knows I miss her...so much fun  LOL

But with you here...it eases that pain...A LOT  :D

FWIW posters like tin foil love the drama...check out her shenanigans on the P&R (NOT the PO) board.  And now it looks like she's simply talking to herself.  Not a good sign.

Hey...I just had my hip(s) replaced with titanium and feel like I can really fuck for miles and miles again.  Add to that the new ticker...new lungs and a heart of tinfoil....I feel like a whole new man.

Or an android  LOL

Maybe I should change my handle...not an alias mind you to Data?

Posted By: justanillusion
Sometimes it is really not worth getting into it with some people just to prove"your worthy". It's like trying to sit at the popular peoples table at a mental institution (I can thank SS for that one).  
   
  Not worth the bother and big whoop. For me it easier to either agree with someone elses craziness and walk away or be really nice and it usually shuts them down. I'll get shit for this post but hey, I am hitting the beach so I don't much care.

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justanillusion1805 reads

You may not be overly fond of HWAHOTF but I quite like her posts. Anything is better than some others around here, possibly including me.;)

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Dr Who revived1540 reads

you can still see her.  Let me know.

As for HWAHOTF...I have no issues with her.  She's fun to play with...but she quit on this one.

A tad disappointing.

She does have this annoying thing as well....posting links to other shit she thinks supports her position.  But it is what it is.

I've heard that I do some annoying things as well...often  :D

Posted By: justanillusion
You may not be overly fond of HWAHOTF but I quite like her posts. Anything is better than some others around here, possibly including me.;)

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Dr Who revived1914 reads

You do realize (shit...now I've given it away) that CPA is NOT an alias?

No reasons to use one...but I know you need it to protect the innocents  LOL

So...I guess you may have that grand kid just around the corner.  That's OK...plenty of hookers here who are in their late 30's and 40's have them.  Be proud

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justanillusion2335 reads

You don't need to use an alias because you don't tell the hookers you see who you are on the boards. Different story for ladies, got to protect that bank account. I mean I might have seen a few from this board and they would never know it, just like I might have seen a few from here.

 
We just behave when in the company of others face 2 face. On here, well it's crap shoot and fun.

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justanillusion1516 reads

Your continued diatribe about older escorts is funny. We get that you like younger women and that's perfect but as long as there are guys willing and able to pay women over 40 whether or not they have a gut, cellulite, a kid, grand kids is really a moot point as for as you are concerned. It's not your money.  

 
You don't get to make their minds up and insulting those guys is again, a waste of time. But carry on as you are entertaining in a train wreck kind of way and I do like you. I am more like you than I care to admit but that's for another day.

So to all the old ,fat hookers, hobby on until no one wants to see you, but until then, make bank!

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Dr Who revived1512 reads

has nothing to do with the guys who frequent them...not in the least.  That is as pointless as telling someone not to see a white, black, yellow or green hooker.  Or tall, short, fat or thin.  Big tits or no tits.

Nope...I use that "ploy" to bring out the best of some hookers...it fucking drives them insane.  And I don't know why...other than they see themselves in a post.

Can I clue you in to something else...my favorite gal is 42 y/o and a GrandMa.  Bet you wouldn't have guessed that  :D

Posted By: justanillusion
Your continued diatribe about older escorts is funny. We get that you like younger women and that's perfect but as long as there are guys willing and able to pay women over 40 whether or not they have a gut, cellulite, a kid, grand kids is really a moot point as for as you are concerned. It's not your money.  
   
   
 You don't get to make their minds up and insulting those guys is again, a waste of time. But carry on as you are entertaining in a train wreck kind of way and I do like you. I am more like you than I care to admit but that's for another day.  
   
 So to all the old ,fat hookers, hobby on until no one wants to see you, but until then, make bank!

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glowerlord1472 reads

'cuz I mark him as a Diarrhea Troll

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Senator.Blutarsky2029 reads

You need to stop day dreaming your life away Walter Mitty.

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NattyBoh681965 reads

Yet? You better get on it now. She told you she wasn't going to make you wait. It you don't pick up the pace she is going to start getting some cock on the side. Then you are just the wallet and the other guy is Mr Happy Pants!

Hope you are not to late.

God damn, I'm actually pissed off. Last time that shit happen to me I ended up fucking in a DC parking garage!

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Boris9931635 reads

I expected you to be.... Let's say Thor & her to be.... ohhhhhh, maybe Electra????   But Jasmine is still a good offer.

Some sort of Golden Hammer penis reference may have crept it's way in there.

Basic facts that my six year old gets..... "Green Light means GO"

Posted By: escalade1964
I had my 2nd date with a civie and I have dropped over 400 dollars on dinner and drinks.  
   
 I told her on our first date, that I am quite certain she will want to sleep with me  
 sooner but I have a 2 month rule.  
   
 "That's not true for you Jasmine but "Let that go"  
   
 So we are making out outside after dinner and she tells me  
 "There is no way I am waiting 2 months to f..k you"  
   
 At what point should we take our relationship to that level?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

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Posted By: escalade1964
I had my 2nd date with a civie and I have dropped over 400 dollars on dinner and drinks.  
   
 I told her on our first date, that I am quite certain she will want to sleep with me  
 sooner but I have a 2 month rule.  
   
 "That's not true for you Jasmine but "Let that go"  
   
 So we are making out outside after dinner and she tells me  
 "There is no way I am waiting 2 months to f..k you"  
   
 At what point should we take our relationship to that level?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

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anonymousfun1466 reads

Take an ad in NY Times, and your local news paper and ask the question and go with the majority.

WTF is wrong with you? How vain are you dude?

You are saying some rational woman actually went out on a date with you?  

How come you didn’t ask us whether you should go put with her not? You should have, see what happens when you don’t ask

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Jacque_Jenesais1877 reads

Two months? Why?!?!

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