I was just in NYC and had a really great time there.... But late at night when I should have been soundly asleep resting up for another big day, I was instead scouring every hidden corner of the city for a great anonymous one night stand. These are my results:

1. Met a kid working at Foot Locker, very sexy, big dick but no idea how to use it. Told him I was tired and no he couldn't stay the night.

2. Met a Hustler who looked like Denzel Washington and knew exactly what he was doing with/to my body. But had some weird control issue so each time I started to cum he would stop and not let me finish. Needless to say I wanted to punch him right in the face when we were done.

3. Four minute sex with a retired pro athlete I had breakfast with a few days earlier. He's still calling to find out why I left his place so quickly.

4. One poor guy couldn't get it up and blamed his single beer.

5. Later that night I found a guy who shared my B-Day and had a really interesting nickname. While we were engaged in "the act" my phone rang and he answered it (to my horror). Being 6'5, it was easy for him to carry on a conversation with a hopeful client while I tried to grab the phone... We never finished up.


And this is why you guys never have to worry about whether you are good enough in bed to please a provider. In general, I'd say that my sexual experiences with Friends are almost always more satisfying than my one night stands. When we meet, we already understand that it's for good clean adult fun. There's no weird personal shit involved. So why do I pursue ONS's? Because the Holy Grail is out there.

Too funny... and (sadly) all too typical...

Well all I can say is I had a great time tonight... with a gent I've seen a couple of times before.

He got me off 4 times in exchange for his one... and I didn't even have to act!

Giggle,
TS Jamie

PS - I am working on a "How to Have Sex" video instructional series, drawing upon my vast inexperience... watch for it soon!  

Just a probably very naive question, but if you're TS, then you still have the plumbing that doesn't really allow for faking, right? I mean, do people believe you if you keep one in the chamber? Isn't it obvious?

Katie

Im sure i mis read it, but were these 5 all in the same night???

You got mad stamina if they were!

Thanks for letting us guys know the score.  We too often have the same difficulties with civie gals because they just don't know how to please a man.

and you have this urge, look me up. Post on TER "no. 6 - I need you".

LOL, THIS is why I laugh at guys who troll bars trying to get laid when it's just so much easier to call a lady who will guarantee results! I'm married so I have no game to begin with but, honestly, even if I were single I would still call my ATF in a heartbeat and pay for a two hour appointment before I would hit the club scene looking for "free sex"!

Couldn't agree more

My personal favorites are the ones that act like they're going to rock you in a way you haven't ever experienced before.  I always have a hard time not laughing- in my head I always think "sweetie, you have NO idea what you're dealing with".  Better bring your A-game!  LMAO

I was a swinger before I became a provider- and there is no comparrison to civilians and hobbyists.  I have often thought- if I did end up with a civilian boyfriend I may have him see a few pros just to get his feet wet.

My vote- hands down, hobbyist.

XO
Melanie

Just to answer your question as I am not a TS but when engaging in anal a man can have a Prostate orgasm that doesn't produce any type of ejaculation. I have found that most men consider these to be the most powerful of orgasms. So, in fact, a TS CAN fake an orgasm because NOT all orgasms that a man has produce ejaculation.

I give a world class prostate massage and more often than not the gentleman WILL have a very very very intense orgasm but often it's after 1 or 2 normal ejaculations and his prostate orgasm does not produce any cum.

Just me opinion on what Jamie is trying to say but if I am wrong let me know.

And not one you often can get rid of...

Did you really do all those guys in the same night?  What time was it when you finally finished?

Granted, I am not really one for one night stands, but ususally the civie sex I end up having is far better than the experience you mentioned. Maybe it was just a bad night?! lol

Sorry girl.

I have always found the excitement of the possibilities way more gratifying than the actual sex in them...

The anticipation of that first kiss or the first inhale as thier neck comes within range... or...

and after looking at your pictures... Mmmmm I would guess you break more hearts in a week than most in a lifetime.

Some people just know how to hit your spots. My ex- bf could make me cum all night until I finally would pass the hell out. Days I spent at his house I couldn't walk straight for days... lol.

Katie

Very interesting experience.  Of course hearing this just makes me wonder why I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time.