John Wayne Bobbitt jokes------

I understand that there's gonna be a John Wayne Bobbit tv movie telecast in 2 parts entitled
"The Most Unkindest Cut Of All"; I heard after the Lorena incident John was "beside himself"--------paging Henny Youngman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

Lorina's action did spark off a few attempts by other women.

One case in particular was interesting. The woman was poised for the deadly stroke when he husband rolled to one side. She ended up stabbing him in the leg.

The Judge was lenient, fined her $200 and 30 days probation calling it a "mis-da-wiener".

its a safe bet that they're not perusing TER, nor composing doggerel.  i read somewhere that john isa porno actor, but i'm guessing he makes cameo in short scenes.

She has her own line of CUTlery, and he was doing porn, but one day the director yelled CUT and he ran like hell never to be seen again .
So I guess his porn career was CUT short.


Thank You
2008=27

When they came up with the celebrity boxing show, we should've been spared lame-ass matches like Barry Williams (aka Greg Brady) v. Danny Bonnaduce (aka Danny Partridge) where everyone knew that Danny (I've never met a steroid I didn't like) was going to totally kick Brady's ass.  And please, don't even get me started with the stupidity of putting Arnold (I'm old enough to be your grandfather) Horshack up against Screech Powers.  That show was essentially created for a John Wayne Bobbitt v. Joey Buttafucco match.  As I recall, Bobbitt pussed out and Buttafucco beat up some lame-ass nobody.  Kinda like the smart chick who backed out against Tonya Harding, only to watch her replacement (Paula Jones, I think) get the shit kicked out of her by Harding.  As much as I think Buttafucco makes the ultimate punchline to just about any joke, at least he had the balls to step into the ring.  Of course, I guess raping your wife and having her cut off your dick pretty much defines what kind of loser Bobbitt is.

It's a damn shame the wrong one Bobbitt ended up doing porn.