The "Cunt" is a provider that never had the looks to make it into the "bitch class"... She is now over the age of 45, and has been in the industry for at least 20 years!
 Her skills in marketing far exceed her skills in bed, and behind the scenes, she is a hateful, spiteful, volital, vindictive CUNT!
 She is ALWAYS on tour, and always claims to be in such HIGH demand everywhere she goes!
She posts some sassy tripe on the boards MONTHS before her planned arrival, claiming that a group of men in the area have been BEGGING her to visit their town, and she's FINALLY going to give in to their persistent pleadings and grace them with a visit, but then she follows up her announcement with weekly reminder posts, and makes aloof attempts to join discussion during the week to get her website link on the board as often as possible.... But each time she claims to be sooo fuckin' exclusive, and sooo fuckin' pre-booked, and sooo fuckin' sought after that you should consider yourself sooo fuckin' lucky that she still has a FEW openings!
She make statements like she "MIGHT be willing" to consider seeing some of the "highest level hobbiests" in town and "hopes to make some new friends" with those "upscale gentleman that appreciate the finer things in life"... (Yeah right!)

The truth is she's just a carpet-bagging road whore, that even after all these years in the business has no money saved, no place she really calls home, and no friends! She bases her tour destinations on how cheaply she can book travel and accomedation, since her credit cards a almost maxed!
When she does finally blow into town, she may have scammed a few old geezers into prebooking, but for the most part, she's got an open calendar and sets up a production-line shill factory by offering cheap or even free service to a few old crusty men that will speak well of her on the forums and help her set-the-hook in the jaws of unsuspecting fools!!!

Even further behind the sceens, her life is a slow-motion train wreck! Her personality and emotions are held together by a mixture of booze, anti-depressant meds, and cumpulsive shopping... followed up with more booze...
 She manages to scam  one or two victoms a day into booking, and when they complain about how underwhelming their time with her was, she threatens them by reminding them that in the verification prosses she got their real name, home and work phone numbers, and the names of at least one or two other providers that he has seen! And if they DARE breathe a word of this publicly, she will bring their "WHOLE FUCKING WORLD CRASHING DOWN"!
In these late years of her over-stayed career choice, she becomes more and more desperate, as her cash flow slows to a trickle... She combs the bargin racks for any designer-label items she can find to co-benefit both her need to feel better by shopping, and to give the appearance that she is highly paid, and still in the game....

But she still has one emotional release in life,,, She's got a lap-top! and when the bar-tender at the hotel cuts her off, she stumbles up to her room (alone) and logs in to the general disscussion board over the free WiFi that the hotel provides and spews her politically correct screed on the community at large... Or worse, she logs into chat under an alias, pretending to be a hobbiest, and verbally abuses the young pretty girls that she blames for why her phone isn't ringing.... (and she's probably right! lol!)


"Dirty Jesus" is an alter-ego for Ben Dover, I use it when I don't want to he held responsible for what I say! FU2!

is why she takes up so much space in your head without paying rent?

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Uhhh. So?

dude-  we gotta get you hooked on the masculine way to deal with ladies who kvetch....

YOU'RE SPOSED TO JUST IGNORE THEM!

Very declasse to get into a tussle- especially unarmed for a war of wits...

How did this post get past the moderators??? Three "cunts",one "bitch",one "whore"........and a partridge in a pear tree!!! Seriously though,I thought that this kind of english literature was forbidden on this site? Maybe I'm missing something?

It's also not directed at anybody in particular... Besides, It's well documented that Ben Dover has never seen a provider over the age of 20.... So what could he possibly know about this topic... If infact it were written by him! LOL!

That's why I evicted her onto the general board... Maybe someone else will feel sorry for her and take her in....






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I'm more than disappointed to see this kind of vile bashing appear on the National board of TER... it is our board, as well.

Cowardly, cruel, and juvenile.

And I doubt any providers are goingbto jump up and screem "How dare you insult me like that!"... Thereby implicating themselves as guilty as charged...

Sure,,, I had a "muse" when I wrote this, or 2, or 30, or 100.....

Surely a cultured woman such as yourself has attended "The Vagina Monologs" haven't you?
And were you not entertained by the broshness of the language and content?

This is an "art piece" and you shouldn't read more into it than that...

If it hits too close to home,,, it was purely accedental... I don't even know you.

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Lol..what you're missing is that this clown is a TER moderator. Man ! These boards have really gone down the drain in the past couple of years but the slide keeps on going down and down and down... Ben Dover and Smelly Smegma... moderators. The former a complete piece of shit who thinks of all women as just another hole...and the latter..a guy with over 800 freaking aliases !If Ted Bundy was still around he would probably be a TER moderator too.

Maybe it's healthy that the PC, smell-your-own-farts cliché of self-rightous thought-police that have kept the doors shut and the windows closed for YEARS are finally losing their grip! The air was getting mighty STALE in here!

We tried hiring Ted Bundy... But ended up with Al Bundy instead... Aka Smelly Smegma!




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An injury to one is an injury to all.

Free speech; often worth exactly what you pay for it.

to your Twin Cities/ "Minnesota" board, and take your childish venom with you.  The only reason I can see, for "sharing" something on the National Board that you originally posted on the reviewer's board, is that you want more  attention and you want one or more providers to be hurt or feel attacked by your slime.

Equal time ....and space, should be given to the Provider that has....

Endured the changing times, completed her education, successfully raised her children and enjoyed her life as she enjoyed the hobby.

For your part of the playtime, you have successfully contributed to the education of a woman who might not have otherwise been able to get her degree. She is now comfortable, has her retirement planned and has built a strong network of support through the men she has kept company with.

She now has not just one career but two, she is now not only known in the world of the hobby but also in a professional world. She has balanced the two long enough  to be a success in both. Her holidays are filled with either her main stream career or in the company of a friend she has grown attached to over the years. YOU..... on the other hand have a pathetic jealousy when you read any traveling post she may ever make. You search the boards looking for any sign of what might be in her life and what she might be doing.

You make your way to your mediocrity of a job while watching the faces of every woman that you pass in hopes of getting a smile or even a sign of acknowledgment. You spend your holidays with a bitter wife who doesn't understand what happened or why you never seem pleased.

Please don't judge every provider by some narrow minded impression you have concocted by one that dumped you once upon a time or that you know you will never be in the company of.  It reeks of insecurity and low self esteem. Let's not forget that after all is said and done, you .....my friend are paying to be in my company, not me in yours.....  kisses ~Tori

I understand the post wasn't directed at me, for he doesn't even know me..... but I feel he has no right to go unchallenged.

"Offensive" would require it to be directed personality at you or someone you care about... This "artistic presentation" was carefully written to contain no specifics, and wasn't directed at anyone in particular... therefore it has no power to "offend"... reguardless of how vile and distainful you may find the content... Just a a cup full of urine with an up-side-down Crusafix submerged in it can be on display in art museums across America, and not be considered "offensive" to those that chose to view it, So can my post be viewed on this board!

But I could have just posted it to the Minnesota board if I wanted that... (we get more reads than this board!) But I didn't want to poop in my own sandbox...
Besides, this board is susposed to be the "catch all board" and I felt my "art-piece"  shouldn't be limited to just one region...
I never implied you had to like it!

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I really hate to hear about another woman's tour mishaps/financial problems/emotional & drinking issues.

To go unchallenged!
Nor did I suggest that this was a broad-brush of all providers!
And I CERTAINLY did not suggest that "Equal time ....and space", should NOT be given.... Bravo to your post for championing the other and also true side of this industry!!  Without my post, your's may never have gotten a voice!

(I must admit, that I find your post highly erotic! I read through more than once, and found it to be powerfully arousing!.... Everyone takes something different from an artistic offering.....

Your intolerable intolerence reeks of self-loathing! Don't hate me because you hate yourself for hating me! Break free from the shackles of your own mind and freely disagree without always attempting to squelch your opposition! You're proving toe even less of a man than I thought you to be... If that's even possible....

Just because the quality is not what you expect - don't mean SHIT!

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Haven't you been paying attention?

Now stop cluttering up my thread with you low-brow tripe! This thread is only for the sexy people!

"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!"

-- Modified on 8/14/2006 6:59:05 PM

Janet Reno was a better Fuck!

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Now get back on topic before I'm forced to slap you around! This thread is susposed to be about over-rated, carpet-bagging, road-whores!
Now tell us about a girl you've been with... assuming you have!   ;>

Why complain about aliases when you're using one moron?

He squeals with delight!

...and a lot less body hair!

I'm actually Mr. Info's opposite, I have both sets of sex organs, while he has none!

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Jethro has more smarts.

Probably more than you get in a month. Bitch was good too. Nice tight ass, not many feathers, wild as shit!

-- Modified on 8/14/2006 8:29:40 PM

Holy crap. Remind me not to piss you off.

Also, it made me glad that I'm putting myself through school.

Did you forget a comma - the thingie that looks like this [,] and is to the immediate right of the letter M on most keyboards - between the second-last and the last word?

This type of baiting and name-calling is beneath your appointed status. I'm surprised Mr Elms hasn't taken you behind the woodshed over this. This type of crap embarasses you and TER. You're a goddamn moderator for Christ's sake! Act like it

Just because I posted that I was Ben Dover in the message body of my origional post, proves nothing... Anyone could have done the same thing!
I did not come here an post in my moderator capacity! Therefore you cannot hold me to some mistical moderator code of ethics!
The purpose of including my usermame in my post was to deflect the attacks from the anti-alias crowd, which was successful!

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-- Modified on 8/15/2006 3:19:26 AM

Although these senerios are true, they are not all from the same provider, I has a variety of muse when I wrote this...  I summed it all up under one fictional character!

The language is protected from your obscenity charge under the clause of "artistic expression" as it adds color to the mental portrait... It wasn't used in a typical vulgar manner...

Your opinion of my alias is neither here nor there....

As the guy who seems to have set Dirty Jesus loose, I personally look forward to seeing some of his future creations

Sly

and truth is so critically important that we have to take our chances that something may be both untrue and unpleasant.

I often wonder what the hell happened that adults forget the kids' mantra about "stick & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".

Instead, we try to censor ideas, instead of dealing with them.

If we don't identify bad stuff (here and everywhere) and call spades by their name, we degrade good stuff.

And IMHO, truth is probably the last question, too.

Needless to say, I'm not a big fan of Ann Coulter.