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Just made a lady cum. By phone!teeth_smile
MP67 11 Reviews 1358 reads
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Talking with a lady. She has a date today, but wanted to get the first one out.

Told her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. Suck, nibble and lick her clit. Stick my tongue in her ass.

Told her while I eat her pussy I'm going to finger fuck her in her pussy and her ass with one hand, and play with her tits with my other hand.

And then when she's good and wet, I'm going to come up, put her legs on my shoulders and pound g
her pussy.

She masturbated all the while, and thanked me for the *coachin* ;)

It was actually fun on my part, and want to toss one off myself.

Put down the Bourbon and step away from the KY!!!!

Only then can you get the help you need. LOL

GaGambler338 reads

but please spare us any details about yours. lmao

Might be the deep Barry White voice. The fact I'm graphic. Whatever. She was playing with her pussy while we were talking and she came.

Job well done. Know what I'm sayin'?!! ;)

Did you also tell her you have a mustache and romantic curls framing your neck and face?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

Just have the deep voice from drinkin' and smokin'! ;)

PasstheVomitBag361 reads

You REALLY need to get over yourself!  What a freaking ego!  How do you fit you and it in your car?  Just because mrfisher commented on how "hot" you are, doesn't make it so!
BTW, exactly why does mrfisher find you so attractive?  On second thought, I don't think I really want to know!

My relationship with mrfisher is none of your fucking business.

The man has more class than you or I will ever realize.

As far as what I said in my post, well, take it for what it's worth.

This is for entertainment purposes. Don't like what you read? Move on.

BTW, fuck you!

Doctor Phil329 reads

Make an appointment with me and make is soon, so that I can counsel you on remaining free of the Mangina Club. If you fall into their spells, it will be hopeless to treat you later.

Oh, and at www.GETTHEFUCKOVERYOURSELF.COM you can make an appointment online.

....the lady was faking her "O" over the phone, she was doing her nails!

Mrfisher is damn cool people. He doesn't lower himself to this shit. Me, however, I have no problem what so ever fucking with your dumb ass.

Wanna go?

Now everyone will know that we are both drag queens paid by the FBI to infiltrate TER, but also secretly working as double agent for Al Keida to subvert the morals of the west in order to get more recruits for the Talaban.

I guess is was obvious all along.

Hey, maybe we can become moderators now!

Since mrfisher has now outted us and our objective, I guess it's only fitting to show my pic from my dosier. It is a compromising position, but now that it's out...

Is that moderator position still open?

The best use of an alias that I have encountered on the GD! Brilliant!

Can we all just get the F over ourselves?!

Don't like "the egos"? Move on...

Don't like manginas? Move on...

Don't like tha he-man woman haters? Move on...

Good grief, worse than flipping politicians, and have to kill anything that doesn't stink like us.

Buncha fuckin' amateurs and cry-babys.

Got the lady off. What's your fuckin problem?...



Get on the phone with me Baby, and please, as Austin Powers would say "Dont, Behave"!


MP Honey, they're just jealous, and talking shit out they're alias asses, and you know how I feel about aliases.

Call me ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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