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TER probably will take weeks to announce it, but I'll go out on a limb and say it was this one:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1459554

I was off by about 24 hours on my prediction thread. I said Monday the 21st at 10 am EST. it posted some time on the 22nd. Keystone guessed the 13th, and Panthera guessed the 15th. Nobody else wanted to play in my thread. I guess I won my own contest. Now if I could just find the prize...
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RRO2610665 reads

A conspicuously beloved perennial would have been more apropos.  

  Too all the other plebeian, up-start hobby review sites; Top THIS for who's "relevant"! NANNY- NANNY-NANNERS!

:D

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perfectstorm531 reads

I was going to predict that too. I actually did make a comment on that a few weeks back on the porn star board, and the S&P board! :D

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=10019&boardID=4&page=1#10019

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=175183&boardID=23&page=#17518

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Zebulon63668 reads

But by what means are you able to determine (speculate) that this was the 1,000,000th review?

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perfectstorm562 reads

Actually simple math and counting. Total number of reviews are always listed at the top of the page. When I went to bed last night, there were 999,879 reviews, so I already knew the millionth would post during the night (my time). This morning when I woke up, there was 1,000,082. I then clicked on "new reviews" and counted back 82 spots. That is still my best guess. I am not guaranteeing that is the one. I did say "I'm going out on a limb." :)

As for predicting the timing, that was also done with basic math. I'm still waiting for my prize. Rasha? Courtney? London?Jamie? Cosette? ...?

Please just don't tell me it's Taylor! (or Udo's last date!)

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inicky46588 reads

Just look at the top of the page where it lists the # of users online, New Reviews and Total Reviews.  As of this post the total was 1,000,168.

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E3R13F627 reads

congrats to TER on its millionth review posted ... that's some bragging rights.  

I actually noticed it announced on twitter and it prompted me to join up.  So hey!  from a new member to all your members :)

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London Rayne592 reads

This moron has proabably never gave the site a dime, and now he gets a year for free? BOOOOOOOOOOO! I want that damn VIP!

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E3R13F736 reads

Posted By: London Rayne
This moron has proabably never gave the site a dime, and now he gets a year for free? BOOOOOOOOOOO! I want that damn VIP!
ouch !!  is that how all the members feel about new registrants? That's not a nice attitude at all.    

Maybe I should rethink joining up... doesn't sound like a very friendly place if so.....

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London Rayne633 reads

No, we love new members of course, and you already DID join up because you have a handle. It was a JOKE, but if you are that peeved at something so innocent, yah, might want to stay on the newbie board where everyone is nice. Wait til the boys start going at it.

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GaGambler631 reads

If it turns out that she is really, really hot, I might be more understanding. If she is a member of the OTHFBC, then all bets are off. lol

FWIW, I really don't give a fuck who won, it's only a free year of VIP, not a full year of free pussy. I would have thought they would have at least have given a free overnight with the provider of the winners choice. Well, within reason of course, not with one of those delusional hookers who thinks her pussy is made of gold and who asks for 10 grand for an overnight. lol

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Dr Who revived619 reads

A free overnight shouldn't be restricted for any reasons...it is after all a free overnight paid for by the nice mods and admin at TER.  Considering they are saving millions on jet fuel as the TER jet is sitting doing nothing...dropping 10k for any hooker shouldn't be that big of a deal.

I wonder if the winner would have to still file a review on the overnight.  

Posted By: GaGambler
If it turns out that she is really, really hot, I might be more understanding. If she is a member of the OTHFBC, then all bets are off. lol

FWIW, I really don't give a fuck who won, it's only a free year of VIP, not a full year of free pussy. I would have thought they would have at least have given a free overnight with the provider of the winners choice. Well, within reason of course, not with one of those delusional hookers who thinks her pussy is made of gold and who asks for 10 grand for an overnight. lol

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perfectstorm678 reads

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London Rayne594 reads

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E3R13F660 reads

Posted By: London Rayne
No, we love new members of course, and you already DID join up because you have a handle. It was a JOKE, but if you are that peeved at something so innocent, yah, might want to stay on the newbie board where everyone is nice. Wait til the boys start going at it.
I just joined up yesterday, and your "joke" was the second post I had read.  I thought it was bitchy and unnecessary of course, cause it was, but you're also suggesting the board FIX the contest to make a favourite member the winner.  How clique-ish.  How grade school.  

Anyways, since then I've read a bunch more and I see that not everyone behaves like you, so maybe I'll stick around.  

I don't know what newbie board you're referring to... I'm a member of six national boards in north america ... which one do you refer to as the newbie board? LoL

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London Rayne559 reads

You don't know shit about the people here or their personalities, and if you honestly think anyone was suggesting to fix some dumb ass contest, then you really ARE naive. No one is going to kiss your ass here, but you've proven not to be as "sweet and fragile" as your first post so desperately tried to illustrate. Welcome aboard! You'll do just fine. Let us know when you get your first review lol. Six board memberships and you've never found TER til now, and you don't have a single review or even a website? LMAO...nice try honey, but the boys already know who you are.  

Since you want to work at this angle though, do you realize where you are? This is a fk board for hookers and their clients, not Disney Land or Twitter...just in case you really ARE new.

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E3R13F530 reads

ow you're really wound pretty tight aren't you?  try some yoga...  

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London Rayne635 reads



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E3R13F564 reads

now that's funny.  

You're also full of shit.  Why lie and tell everyone I'm a newbie with no website and no experience?  Seems like a strange thing for a care free provider to do, hmmmm?  

Dont worry hunny your position at top bitch won't be affected. I've got a pretty busy life.  You have fun here.  I'll drop in every now and again to say hi to ya :)

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GaGambler489 reads

So here goes, Miss "I am a member of six national boards" KISS MY ASS!!!

Hey LR, is that what you wanted??? lmao

BTW "MissJessicaLee" London might be a bitch, but she's OUR bitch, and I would rather have a dozen bitches like her than another prissy little know it all that starts telling others how to act here on their very first post. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. If you think London's bad, just wait til you see how bad her asshole friends like me are. Now please go piss off, and do it now

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London Rayne500 reads

Oh, I am being stalked by some nut job who has asked me to "tell my friends to leave him/her alone, and that I can handle myself." He/she says if I don't, Destin will be just another shit hole I have created for myself" lol. So, please, pretty please with a cherry on top, leave this psycho alone. Would be nice if I could tell you guys WHO to leave alone, but the idiot did not give me any indication of who he/she might be. I just figured it had to be some p*ssy on TER that got attacked, being this is the ONLY board I post on, and have for over a year.  

Yes, you heard that right...some dumb ass is emailing ME asking me to back my "friends" off but not telling me who, what, when or where lol. Can't I EVER get a stalker with a fkin brain?

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GaGambler526 reads

It's like the poor guy who was just beside himself after he got a letter saying "if you don't stop fucking my wife, I am going to kill you" the letter was unsigned. lol

Oh well, there are only three types of people I fuck with. The ones I like, the ones I hate, and the ones I don't really care one way or the other about. Does that narrow it down for you? lmao

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Panthera12845 reads

Ok, so I was new about 11 years ago. Stick around. You haven't seen bitchy yet. BTW, you wouldn't happen to be Canadian would you?

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hardknocks6612 reads

doesn't the contest say "submitted review".

Never a dull moment!

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perfectstorm530 reads

It does say the person who "submits" the millionth review. However, right above that it says they are fast approaching "publishing" the millionth review. I read that as whoever "submits" the millionth "published" review. If it was the millionth submitted review, (just based on submissions) that would have been a few years back I'm sure. If they just published a million, imagine how many hundred thousand were rejected! :D

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keystonekid739 reads

the order they are submitted? Would that be too logical?

Not sure if I would prefer Courtney, Cosette, or London for my prize.

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Cosette559 reads

Ha, as a prize if I were you I'd go with both of them, and I can watch in the background, and cheer you three on. I'll be the best cheerleader EVER, and note taker.

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