Japanese English lesson,

This is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWNGZwtmM6o

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wher the hell is your funny bone, or must I write it in craola for you.

" IT IS A FORGIN VIDEO ENGILISH LESSON WITH PURE SEXUAL CONDITATION"


or are you part of the group that thinks I am racist against asians?

WTF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnEP1daIWGw

This video was a simple SEX JOKE,, not an Asian joke. It was a Forging Prostitute Joke, about speaking English of phrases we don’t even say. I have never said to anyone “You’re a first rate Cunt Lapper” Has nothing to do with who is saying it, just what is said. If this were a French Video with the same Verbiage, you would have laughed at it just the same as I did.

I'm with you, Karrie.  My goodness, but they do piledrive PC consciousness into them these days, don't they?  Must be terrible to go around all the time with a racist sensitivity that actually makes them more aware of race!  It's like being told to not think of your tongue.  Impossible to do, isn't it?  PC is actually the worst kind of racism.   Of course, I spent a couple of years in Japan and know this video, although just a comedy, is perfectly possible.  The Japanese, including their escorts, want to be thoroughly prepared.  It is just their way, god bless 'em.  The Japanese are wonderful folks and I love their sometimes eccentric ways...

I thought the video was funny for the same reason you did, but, as you know, there will always be people who don't see it the way you do.  

Kind of funny how much people complain about this board being too PC, but, as with everything, PC is in the eye of the beholder.

I choose to ignore everything politically correct people say, because, in the end - and I've known many - those people inevitably turn out to be hypocrites.  Haven't met one who isn't.

..."my reratives give good head!"  Some people need to re-check their senses of humor.  The video was a joke.  It wasn't meant to offend.

I like the way, or doesn't: "I give good head." Japanese translation: "I do it well with my mouth."

If we could only find a site about how common dirty talk and sexual expressions translate from other languages.  Now *that* would be a howler!

The comments below the video clarify that it's from a Japanese TV Show called Vermillion Pleasure Night.

"This isn't a prostitute. It's "One Point English" from VERMILLION PLEASURE NIGHT, which was a Japanese TV Show. fucking duh!"

Here's an editorial review of the show on Amazon:

  Often sexy, soemtimes profane-but always
  provocative-Vermilion Pleasure Night is a
  variety show that stands out even by the
  offbeat standards of Japanese late night
  television. . . Vermilion Pleasure Night is a
  melange of strange and sometimes disturbing
  vignettes that holds up a cracked mirror to
  contemporary culture. Required viewing for the
  Japanophile, the college student, and the urban
  hipster!

http://www.amazon.com/Vermilion-Pleasure-Night-Vol-Erotica/dp/B000F8O3QE

It's funny! Thanks for it, Karrie

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you once telling ME that!

K,

Not sure why those folks are giving you a ration of shit.  That had me cracking up!  Thanks for the post.

Silk

Your penalty is to give 15 yards of dick to a provider, 6 inches at a time!!!  LOL

Seriously, There is NO rational link between your referenced video and the "Sooo Good" video.  It is YOU who have generalized and assumed your way to a position of judgement of Karrie, and an incorrect characterization of the Sooo Good video (you are allowed your opinion, but it's wrong, so don't judge others by it).

Karrie's video is a well made spoof of a Japanese language video.  Were you so preoccupied with your "racist" conclusion that you failed to get the lesson on the importance of inflection (the length of the word "so")?   That is a dead-on classic linguistics lesson!  And by the way, the Japanese dialogue in the video is FLAWLESS.

(Rent continued....) And for that matter, it's OK to call Asians Orientals.  Only white folk and the PC Police think its wrong.  (It's the same as saying Black instead of African American)

While I'm on this rant, let me make another point.  Although Indians and Pakistanis are commonly regarded (by Western culture) as Asians.  This is a GEOGRAPHIC characteristic.  Racially, they are caucasoid (not mongoloid).  

[RANT OFF]

Could you please explain, how being asian and driving a BMW, could possibly be construed as being racist???

Karrie, it was very funny.  I cannot believe my colleagues here on TER are so uptight.  I guess they will probably send Carrie of London info about PETA for her goat news item posted above!  

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That was really funny Karrie, thanks for sharing!