"treat her well" ..... no we are not animals so we will not treat her like shit. BS
"she is my ATF"...... I'm guilty as well but read the reviews and you will see you aren't.
"she came 3+++ times".......it's all acting. Much appreciated acting but thtas why we pay them.

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... spend half of my income on this hobby?"

... keep having sex with my ATF?"

...feel bad about seeing providers?"


Seems like a lot of people need approval the board to make their own life choices.

express themselves. I agree that they are cliches and I ignore them myself, but whatever floats their boats.

In regards to the admonition to treat them well, some people genuinely care for the ladies.

As recent events have shown me, I can go overboard with it, but I do care and would not want to see any of the ladies mistreated.

You and I both know there are guys who wouldn't think twice about mistreating women.  As far as I'm concerned, there should be a special place in hell for those who abuse women and children.

The rest doesn't bother me.

just stirring the pot after another long thread. You must have some others?

" We kissed like long lost lovers..."
" We kissed like high school kids"
" Her photos don't do her justice.."

And for full disclosure....I am quite guilty of using some of them..

If you (plural) have to be told to "treat a lady well", you are not treating them well to begin with.

"well...if you don't like it just move right along".  Hell no Serp...I love reading your insane posts and love replying.  

"only a few here get it...the others never will"...Sorry SS...it's been an ongoing joke for almost a year...and yet you still miss it  LOL

"she won't return my emails/text/phone calls"...all those mangina boys who think the hookers actually give a rats ass about them...a big shout out for reminding anyone who might have thought that...well, the gals actually give a shit  

Not to mention all the dick sized thread guys...some of us really do appreciate your insecurities!!

It's all good...and it's all fun.

At least for most of us  LOL

Oh...and please treat her right.  You know...bound, gagged and tickle the living shit out of her  

Exactly. She rocked my world. Probably not hers. IMO most TER guys treat the ladies as they should be. Like treasures usually because they are much hotter than we are. In general.

Thanks Cincy guy

You're one of the guys I allude to in my post below  LOL

And treat her right...care to borrow my duct tape?  

There's a HUGE difference...as a few have screamed  LOL

The sugar hookers take a guy for a ride to get her car...and no sex.  What a deal  

Eventually you will see how absurd it is.

Let's revisit this in six months...is that a deal?

"You want to get together off the clock?" That is the best back to reality line for the hobbyist IMO.

The fact Cincy Guy doesnt get it is absurd in itself.

Felix Unger  

Then then know the FU reply is for them  LOL

Hmmm....maybe Cincy guy needs to ask a hooker to go for dinner and a movie...for no pay?

I have had many inquiries from clients over the years asking "You're not going to charge me for this...are you?".  Of course not asswipe...I owe it to you for just being a nice guy.  We all want to work for free...right?  

...as they post the 50th review. That's always been my favorite to read, somehow their review is the one that will get the guys lined up to meet the girl lol. Don't worry as soon as you book your next appointment she is all yours!

That's why that's a ridiculous question  LOL

And he should spend it ALL on his ATF..after all she's his ATF and loves him  

And perhaps he'll become Capt. Save-A-Hoe and take her away from this horrible world.

Hell...how many Jeanvaljean's are out here?

Wow, Capt. Save-A-Ho and Jeanvaljean in the same post, I'm impressed. That's some funny shit

"It's a buyer's market. If she won't give you a discount the next hooker will." Yea, the next hooker who only operates on half a brain and needs money to buy fktard flakes! Ugh!

You sound like a kind and docile  animal not aware of rowdy beasts .

 I would rather play with an actress with good reviews than a cold fish .

 My ATF told me she fakes O's with most guys since they were DATY legends in their mind alone .
She fakes her O's so well  , I never wondered wondered if I'm in  her most list , until now  .  
 

 
 

Write whatever you want in your review.  You paid for the time and can document it however you wish.  But this is why "treat her well" annoys me:

1.  You do not get to dictate my time with a provider.  If I want to fuck her with a 10inch dildo - that's between us.  My time and experience with her will be different than yours and that is none of your business.  

2.  It's condescending to the provider.  It implies she is not a grown woman capable of taking care of herself.  She might play the weak, sweet-heart role with you because she senses that is what your ego needs, but I have a feeling she is not counting on you to come and save her.  

3.  It's like trying to lay a claim on the woman. If you are that concerned for her welfare then step-up to the plate and take her on full-time.  Rent, utilities, food, car, day-care.  Ohhh...  that's right, you don't care THAT much.

If I am reading a review and it is full of the same tired cliches it means on of two things to me.  Either the guy was too lazy to write a descent review or the session was not all that but he does not want to offend her.

I walked into the room and we greeted each other like ex-spouses.
she didn't do her pictures justice.
I went down on her but she never came at all.
I was on my way with a big frown on my face that lasted a week.
I feel like sharing her with everyone.
Treat her like crap guys.
Crawl don't run to see her!

No one on this thread was discussing 'sugar babies' or the sugar scene.  Then you clear your throat & cough up this bloody phlegm:

Posted By: ChgoCPA

But z doesn't see hookers...he calls them sugar babies  LOL a HUGE difference...as a few have screamed  LOL The sugar hookers take a guy for a ride to get her car...and no sex.  What a deal  

ROTFFLMAO
I think you could add "  she was able to deep throat me while simultaneously smoking a cigarette, and when I came in her mouth, she asked if I had come yet. "

"treat her well" has a real meaning. An aggrieved mistreated provider will cease to be good company except to people who like to read the flame-wars that staircase their way down the GD pages until the Admin steps in and closes them.

"she's my ATF" might mean the lady was the reviewer's best experience to date. Factor in his review count to work out how good that makes her.

Orgasm counts serve a purpose, too, and will, as long someone doesn't waste a lot of effort debunking them.

Do you need a kleenex to wipe the drool off your chin?

Posted By: Zangari

No one on this thread was discussing 'sugar babies' or the sugar scene.  Then you clear your throat & cough up this bloody phlegm:

Posted By: ChgoCPA

But z doesn't see hookers...he calls them sugar babies  LOL a HUGE difference...as a few have screamed  LOL The sugar hookers take a guy for a ride to get her car...and no sex.  What a deal  

Now everyone in the room is looking at you.  I'm reminded of the film "House of Games" where Mantegna says "You just cracked out of time".  Now everyone knows the play about your unfortunate detour to Sugarland.  That's been bothering you for a long time.  And now you finally spilled, lol.   --z

"We fell into each other's arms like long-lost lovers."
Gag me with a spoon.

Specific mention of a pet's breed, color of home, even a temporary minor infirmity has also been used to fill the minimum requirements of the General and Juicy details sections.

 Reviewers may have the money/education to afford a session and subsequent review; but that doesn't mean their expertise is in journalism or purple prose.  

BUT he doesn't want to pay me by session

And I don't like giving someone credit....usually turns out bad!

but I've got to agree with you on that one!

Some ladies reply exceptionally well to just a little extra kindness and respect.  Why do you think that might be?  Because they are so used to NOT being treated that way.  If it is second nature to you, great--just know not every guy is a gentleman by any stretch.  Real story:  I got a free session once because I asked a naked lady who was shivering whether she was cold.  I got the free time because a simple question like that was so out of the norm from what she expected.  I wish "treat her well" didn't need to be said, but it still does.

"She is my ATF" has nothing to do with you being HER ATF.  Does it help someone reading the review?  Maybe yes, maybe no.  But does it really upset you so much if someone say that?  If it gives context to the review--i.e. it tells me this guy is likely not completely objective about this lady--that seems a good thing.  Most guys who seem iritated by others mentioning "AFT" are those guys who don't typically repeat, and don't care about any connection.  Fine, don't care, but don't tell others that they shouldn't care.

"She came 3+++ times".  Jealous, are we?  If you weren't there, what do you base your claim of "it's all acting" on?  I've been with ladies who acted, and I've been with ladies who didn't.  Again, why the need to assume your experiences are right or accurate for anyone else?

But you are what you are.

And all two readers of my post...transparent to all?  Sure...those two really give a rats ass  LOL

I posted that comment to see how you would respond...and you didn't disappoint.  You never do  

Haven't you figured out how this board and many of its players play yet?   Sheesh!!

So, did you ever get a BBBJ from the hooker that you paid her car in exchange for sex?  Nope...just wrote it off as a bad hooker deal.

Thanks for playing...and look forward to the next round  

Great skit...loved it

So was that really you Chris?

So fucking demanding you are at times  LOL

Be thankful someone is giving his feedback about the session.

Don't get irked because you don't like to read stuff.

The alternative that you get nothing and that you will like it, to quote the movie "Caddyshack."