A sharp edge of the bed platform was sticking out and when I got up off the bed I banged my angle on it causing a gash that left a scar for years.

Bed karma, I call it.

Here's mine and every time I make a date with this gentleman my day just brightens up thinking of our first meeting.

I went to see an older gentlemen for a first time visit. He was in his 70's, very sweet and more than a gentlemen. We talked a little and then he asked how I liked my pussy licked and for how long.

Well that was an easy answer for me "there's no such  thing as too much tongue".

Wonderful he said because I plan to fulfill your wildest fantasy. He pointed me to the bedroom and he said to go get comfortable and be ready to get pleased.

I propped my butt on a pillow with my pussy ready for whatever he could give me...Just as a joke.

Let me tell you this man went for my pussy like he had been starved and hadn't been fed in years. I was cumming all over the place and couldn't understand how this much older gentlemen could move me the way he was. Not one tooth had nicked me in over an hour and he said he would like to go for another hour if I could stand it. Not a question you ask this lady so let's proceed.

This gentlemen chomped on my pussy in every direction for two hours without making a pit stop. Our time was just about up and I thought maybe he might just want some attention. I asked when it was his turn.

He looked at me with a big smile but there where no teeth. He said  "was that the first time someone ate your pussy with no teeth. I always take them out just before doing oral on a lady."

Kisses Haley

makes me laugh at what happened! Spent 2 hours with Nikki from Chicago a number of years ago and after we were finished, I had to sleep in the other room on the fold out couch because the bed was completely soaked. She sat on my face and almost drowned me ....... the force of one of her orgasmic sprayings made me choke as it shot up a nostril! I was drenched from head to toe ..... she was drenched from head to toe ... The bed looked like a lawn sprinkler was let loose for an hour!! I couldn't get enough - she couldn't get enough! She had to rehydrate with bottled water before she left, she lost so much fluid! They changed out the mattress the next morning! ....... What a trippy experience ................ I LOVED IT!!!

I was in Hong Kong and ordered a one hour in-room massage for myself after a long day of meetings.  A lovely Spanish lady came to my room and gave me one of the worst massages I have ever had, which then turned into mind-blowing sex.  We tried to communicate after cleaning ourselves up, but neither of us knew a word of the other's language.  I pulled an iPad out of my briefcase and opened up Google Translate, and we went at it.  Line by line, we slowly, painstakingly,  learned about each other's lives.  It was a strange, wonderful, profound way to connect with someone it turns out I have much in common.  Each question I asked her made her grin, and the suspense as she keyed in her answer was palpable.  We had alot of laughs, and a few tears.

We did this for six hours, interspersed with kissing, biting, squeezing, and lovemaking.  Her agency cell phone rang off the hook for the last of those two hours.  I will never forget the moment when, right before she fell asleep, she said through the iPad: "I am going to get in so much trouble for this..."

Priceless.

LAT

Being far to eager in our fun and games and literally bending the bed frame. Bed collapsed to the floor..

Or.. The two of us falling off the bed and into the floor...........with a sudden and shocking  Thud!

We know you have some good ones. Can't wait to read them!

Was with my ATF a few years ago for an extended session.   Before we went out for lunch she asked me to help her tuck a little vibrating egg in her secret spot.  This one had a wire on it like a tampon string.  Then she hands me what looked like a pen light.   What the heck is this?  Oh, yeah, I get it.. the wire is an antenna and the pen light a remote so that we can play in our booth at lunch.  Cool. As we work through a heavy crowd in the mall, I look back to see her leaning against a pillar.  Her forhead is creased, her teeth are clenched and she is whispering (kind of loud), Scott, Scott, give me that damn thing.   Turns out I had mistakenly turned it on as we were walking and she was about to cum right there in the crowd.   She snatched the remote from my hand and didn't let me touch it again until we got back to the room.

I was once visiting a mid-sized southern city with quite a vibrant scene.  I got in late and the only option I had was to call a low-end, but reputable agency.  The lady was attractive, but much younger than ladies to whom I normally connect with.  I was about half-way through the session into the DATY stage when I heard snoring.  Yep, she had fallen asleep!  I'm glad I did incall because I'm not sure what I would have done if she was in my hotel room all night.  So, I quietly dressed, tip-toed out the door, and left a naked 20-year old asleep on the bed.

And, yes, I left her gift in the usual location.

Screamers.  I was with this attractive lady and we had a very exciting session of mutual foreplay and were getting down to serious business.  I forget what position we were in but I was aggressively driving the action.  She was stirring me on with "more....More....MOre....MORE".

I was going as hard and fast as I could and all of a sudden she started SCREAMING at the top of her voice.  I thought "Oh my God, I have ripped something loose inside her.  I better pull out and see if I need to call an ambulance.  I was also afraid that the neighbors in the adjoining rooms would be calling the police.

As soon as I stopped she stopped screaming,  She looked me and said "I wanted more of that; why did you stop?"

I replied that "I thought I was hurting you."

"Hell no. Do it again, I will tell you when it hurts."  So I started pumping again and soon she was screaming at the top of her voice.  She continued until we both were exhausted.

Nobody ever complained or came to investigate.