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Should I chop off my dick?
mrfisher 111 Reviews 257 reads
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1 / 30

if they are all like this.

I promise to send you mine in exchange.

Take my boss......Please!

!_BasedOnYourSubjectLine 215 reads
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2 / 30

to keep you off this board

T_Rex 1784 reads
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3 / 30

Just when I thought I met the most gorgeous lady I've ever met,  I'm already fucking another gorgeous provider behind her back.  I do have a serious fidelity problem, lol

Should I chop off my dick with an axe?  Can someone donate me a piece of rope?

JiveTalkin 387 reads
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4 / 30

I was going to say yes please, and make sure you use some rusty boltcuters.

Then recomend you visit the TS board, hows that for stupid? :)

RuttingPig 351 reads
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5 / 30

Have a 4 hour date with a young hottie Saturday afternoon.
Have an overnight with another Sunday night.
The Sunday lady (known her 5 years) decides to "surprise" me with an extra free night and is coming to my house Saturday afternoon.
So while I'm finishing up with one the other will be making herself comfortable in my house, waiting for me.
Not exactly the dream you think it would be. FML

Senor_Sancho 199 reads
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6 / 30

Posted By: T_Rex
Just when I thought I met the most gorgeous lady I've ever met,  I'm already fucking another gorgeous provider behind her back.  I do have a serious fidelity problem, lol

Should I chop off my dick with an axe?  Can someone donate me a piece of rope?

lungman 10 Reviews 286 reads
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7 / 30

You are a "Rutting Pig"!!!  lol  ( great alias, too friggen funny )

Senor_Sancho 189 reads
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9 / 30
MSHSEX 210 reads
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11 / 30

Posted By: T_Rex
Just when I thought I met the most gorgeous lady I've ever met,  I'm already fucking another gorgeous provider behind her back.  I do have a serious fidelity problem, lol

Should I chop off my dick with an axe?  Can someone donate me a piece of rope?

No fucking way ROFLMFAO! You should find a fucking way to grow another dick so you can play with both hotties at the same fucking time LOL! Fuck yeah!

mistressjessica 230 reads
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12 / 30

Tell one about the other and go have yourself a good time! what's the problem?

Posted By: T_Rex
Just when I thought I met the most gorgeous lady I've ever met,  I'm already fucking another gorgeous provider behind her back.  I do have a serious fidelity problem, lol

Should I chop off my dick with an axe?  Can someone donate me a piece of rope?

T_Rex 226 reads
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13 / 30

Folks taking jabs is just so predictable. lol  

However, I should clarify that the first gorgeous girl is not a provider but a civy girl that I started dating recently. I've been with several providers since then.  

I'm pretty god damn sure she will end it if she finds out.

2012.... and nothing changes for hobbyist's who think with their other head.

McDonald000 90 Reviews 231 reads
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14 / 30

I just seen this gorgeous and wonderful provider a week ago. She has amazing skills. However, since she works for an agency, and only comes here once every month or month in a half, I have to find other beautiful providers around my area. There are plenty of women around. But, with the provider I mentioned above, she was once in a lifetime, and I'll see her again when she tours around my area.

I use to think that I hobby for the variety, but after my session with this chic, I thought that I would just settle for her. But, there are so many chics to chose from. But, they don't come close to the skills as my ATF now. Kinda weird, but, I would never think that I would succumb to having an ATF. But, with this freak, I couldn't fully absorb the nastiness I received from her, and she was beautiful.  Now, its kinda like, well damn, I know that other providers are gorgeous, but, do they have the skills to back it up. Will they exude sexual prowess and make me their victim.

Its kinda like, well, I know that their hot, but, I am only seeing them for the variety, and they will never compare to my ATF in terms of skills and nastiness. Fuck, I hobby for the variety, but now I am seeking a true nasty freak in the sheets. I don't blame you, I also look for talents, so this will enable me to properly network myself for future freaky appointments. Hell, I just can't settle for one freak, I need plenty of other freaks to go around.

McDonald000 90 Reviews 248 reads
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15 / 30

Damn dude, you hobby as much as I do. But seriously, let me watch man, come on dude. It's like I am not even there. I'll be in the corner behind the bushes, and if she says, what is that moving around the bushes, just tell her, its my stankass dog farting around the house. LMAO.

T_Rex 179 reads
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16 / 30

that would be a great idea... if only the girl would be okay with it lol

Posted By: MSHSEX
Posted By: T_Rex
Just when I thought I met the most gorgeous lady I've ever met,  I'm already fucking another gorgeous provider behind her back.  I do have a serious fidelity problem, lol

Should I chop off my dick with an axe?  Can someone donate me a piece of rope?

No fucking way ROFLMFAO! You should find a fucking way to grow another dick so you can play with both hotties at the same fucking time LOL! Fuck yeah!

T_Rex 168 reads
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17 / 30

It has been growing ever since prehistoric days

T_Rex 218 reads
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18 / 30
T_Rex 210 reads
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19 / 30

Throw in some different genders too.

Moving on to different species will give you thousands of choices. Try fucking a female donkey for starters, heee honk. Then try a male sheep. Mmmmmehhhhh. lol ;)

But seriously, I agree we like variety and settling for one pussy is an uphill battle.

I've found that it isn't an easy new years resolution to stick to. Now sticking my dick in different women, definitely  a plan I can stick to.

Jack_Schitt 193 reads
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21 / 30

Just fucking fuck who ever you want. If you bring another goddamn fucking stupid question like this to the board again I'LL chop your fucking dick off!

T_Rex 165 reads
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22 / 30

Posted By: Jack_Schitt
Just fucking fuck who ever you want. If you bring another goddamn fucking stupid question like this to the board again I'LL chop your fucking dick off!

MSHSEX 198 reads
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23 / 30

Posted By: T_Rex
that would be a great idea... if only the girl would be okay with it lol
Posted By: MSHSEX
Posted By: T_Rex
Just when I thought I met the most gorgeous lady I've ever met,  I'm already fucking another gorgeous provider behind her back.  I do have a serious fidelity problem, lol

Should I chop off my dick with an axe?  Can someone donate me a piece of rope?

No fucking way ROFLMFAO! You should find a fucking way to grow another dick so you can play with both hotties at the same fucking time LOL! Fuck yeah!
Like that other poster said, you aint got no fucking problems as long as your paying both girls LOL! There in it for the fucking money!

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 180 reads
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24 / 30
MP67 11 Reviews 189 reads
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25 / 30

Good luck trying to find a lady that'll take a dick the size of a school bus, though. Especially if you wanna take a trip to the isles... ;)

T_Rex 164 reads
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26 / 30

Posted By: MP67
Good luck trying to find a lady that'll take a dick the size of a school bus, though. Especially if you wanna take a trip to the isles... ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 171 reads
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27 / 30

Will make you extinct quick-like, you know this right?  ;)

czcodger 5 Reviews 185 reads
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29 / 30

Some men become bored with any women after as little as ten trips inside her drawers. Such men are better off not marrying. You must assess what your sexual appetite is, you may be a wonderer. My statement is not a putdown, I am a wonderer and will cheat on any woman that I settle down with, I avoid that by staying single.

czcodger 5 Reviews 204 reads
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30 / 30

Fav out for a exceptional dinner. I sex happens after, so be it, if sex doesn't happen, so be it. Start the sex for certain Sunday.

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