: OMFG....BBFS exists and is ALIVE and WELL here (E) : Discussion in TER General Board, posted by DickFitswell

Did you read the textbook on being a vaginal cleanser?
...But people already cited the illustrious list of trolls that you can aspire to.
Sorry your feelings were hurt when you sh-t the bed on your OP.

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HooktardGold12 years ago421 reads

It's my understanding they both have full time jobs.

Possibly ones they can do online like I do, or I don't see how someone in an office would not notice.

Posted By: DickFitswell

Goddamn....do you and ADJ live on here 24/7
You and a few others need some other things to occupy your time...YIKES !!!!!!!

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AnotherDonJohn12 years ago444 reads

Aren't you supposed to be sick??

I checked in with your boss and am looking in your window now. Lol.
Don't worry- I only stalk women on weekends.

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HooktardGold12 years ago445 reads

Sick yes, but not that kind of sick lol.

I am just in serious pain right now, but can still type. Thank goodness.

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AnotherDonJohn12 years ago367 reads

For you- this could be on a different board except it's a true story for your situation

Lil' ol' Southern lady comes in for uncomplicated hernia surgery.
Everything's fine until the day after when she's having severe belly pain.
Her family is worried, but the surgeon doesn't looked fazed.
He shoos them out and tells her in private:
-Ma'am, I know a lady like you in your generation may feel it's inappropriate to pass gas, especially in front of others. I'm here to tell you that it's okay and it's probably what's causing your belly to hurt.
-Really?
-Yes, ma'am.
The lady closes her eyes and suddenly lets out a huge fart that literally lasts five seconds, including multiple after-staccatos. Her face was filled with indescribable joy. Her belly pain was gone. Afterward, the surgeon learned the lady had been holding that fart for days.

Bottomline: I'm here to tell you it's okay to release that fart, HTG. You'll feel much better. Lol.

Yes, losers, why am I not PMing? because HTG doesn't have VIP!

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AnotherDonJohn12 years ago406 reads

And not end the title with an "end of message"...I didnt read on. -e

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Senator.Blutarsky12 years ago618 reads

Close… Here... I found this useful in identifying them...

and educational in dealing with them.

Related Link: Internet Bridge Troll

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mrfisher12 years ago788 reads

Excellent primer there on how to handle trolls....

There was, now that I think of it, an episode of Star Trek TNG that dealt with the mother of all trolls, an incredibly evil being named Armus in the first season episode, Skin of Evil.

Below is a link to a truncated version of the episode. Fast forward to the last few minutes and see how Picard deals with it.

There is another episode, I think it was called Where Silence Has Lease, where they dealt very effectively but in a different manner with a troll named Nagillum. In that one, silence had a much more effective role in neutralizing the troll as opposed to attempting to reach out to the troll as in the former case. You can get to it from the link below by entering the episode title into the You Tube search engine.