This is the kind of news story that makes me drool...and then go out and try to bring these criminals to justice (after several undercover operations).

If you should encounter one of these devious well-endowed women, please do not try to apprehend her yourself; refer her to me for immediate capture.  It will be my pleasure to put the cuffs on her, I assure you.

-- Modified on 9/5/2002 11:51:47 AM

To avoid such an unpleasant experience ...

1/  Don't suck on breasts of vixen that are parading on the street.  If it is too good to be true, it is!

2/  If you manage to charm the vixen to join you at your hotel room, attempt to take a shower with the seductive vixen.  Make sure you lather the breasts (puppies), and other enticing parts really well.

3/  If shower is a no go, use your hands to caress the breasts paying special attention to the nipple area.  If your fingers feel a powder residue on her tits, or you smell something that is arsenic (or unnatural) its time for you to handcuff her wrists.

4/ Or caress her breasts with your hand. Then, as part of the foreplay, seductively have the vixen suck on your finger.  Hopefully, she is gullible ... in which case the tables are reversed.




-- Modified on 9/5/2002 12:17:32 PM

no one asked me to lick their tits. I carried a 2nd wallet filled with color-copied dollars and all the unsolicited credit cards I get in the mail just for that opportunity. Will they think to look for a 2nd wallet? I read a followup on the story and apparently some guys went back again knowing it was a rip off. Apparently these guys thought the tit sucking was worth losing the wallet. Those must be some really nice tits!!!