Please review THE MAN RULES I posted below.

We seem to have some conflicts.  Maybe we should get to together and work out our "differences."

Find course that teaches you to deal with it and stop changing others.

Get a life while at it.

delete the part that said this was written in August of 2008!  lol!  Sorry I missed the course.
Also, in class 3 you left out the part about when we're finished pissing we must put the seat down again so you don't sit your delicate ass on cold porcelain in the middle of the night or, worse yet, fall in!

I do think this is funny. I'm laughing as I read. But I am wondering is this post by someone that thinks it's just funny and did it for laughs or does she (assuming) really think this way about men.  Some of this does matter. One and just one example, remember b'days etc.  However it's sad if she is just one more person that thinks men and women should think, act and be the same. We are not the same on so many levels and it's that way on purpose. Viva la difference.

any of these courses (Indeed, I could teach them.) with the notable exception of #9 (asking for directions.)  I won't even use a GPS, that's how obstinate I am about this.  (I once rented a car with one and by the end of the trip, Blinky [As I derogatorily refered to it.] had folded its semiconductor arms and stopped talking to me.)

For some reason I find it the height of emasculation to have to ask for directions, as if acknowleging such a thing is tantamount to admitting that I am a failure as a man.

Thus I compensate by studying maps religiously before setting off on any trip, and exuding confidence to my passengers even as they try to tell me that we are at least ten miles past the turn off I should have made.

I have often wondered if this fixation (delusion?) is despite or on account of my Hebraic ancestry.  As you know, Jews despite their small number have risen to the top of just about every field of endeavor you can name, from academics, to the arts, to science, to politics and every field in between - even the military!  Yet I will bet you can not name even one Jew who ever achieved fame as an explorer - not one!

As you know our ancestry goes back to Moses, who spent 40 years wandering in the desert because he wouldn't stop at an oasis to ask for directions.

It is also true that some believe that Columbus' ancestry includes some Jewish blood (And certainly a number of his crew were Jews looking to flee the Spanish Inquisition.) but also remember that Columbus was looking for India when he landed on the island of Hispanola, nearly 12,000 miles off the mark!  To this day, native Americans bear the false moniker of "Indians" as testiment to his miscalculaton.

I actually have a session set up for Tuesday at 6, but I'll be there the week after.  (If I can find the place.)