I insist on it. If I'm gonna be brow-beat to follow cleanliness protocol, I damn site better receive the same in return. Do I smell the potential disrespect creeping into the board today?


All I've endured, to date, is a mild 'must' from having jeans on.

Funny thing I was asked to do use a mouth wash yet I could not get it up while smelling the Garlic from miles away. Happened to you???????
It was so much that the vampires would runaway.LOL

I had a GF who was big on using Garlic in everything she cooked. It is easy to mask Garlic breath.When eating lots of Garlic it will emit its aroma through every pore.Once my pores were saturated, I never noticed the garlic scent on her.If everyone cooked with garlic, we would be a much healthier nation.Better Health =More Sex

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Coffee breath gives me a needed shot of caffeine and is a French Roast.

The Garlic flavors are of roasted garlic.  No such thing as too much garlic.

And the smokey notes are of a fine BBQ.

But if they are from cigarettes or cigars I am unhappy.

luckily most of my appts are in the morning...not too many people eat an onion topped, fish sammies for breakfast lol

A gal once demanded that I strip and allow her to wash my ass with soap/water and spray some flowery stuff... I questioned her about this approach before she even knew it might be necessary.  She said she does this with every single visitor because she knows that eventually the guy is gonna want her to lick his ass and she just wants to be certain his ass will be in the proper condition.. lol

These are all relatively natural smells associated to some degree with real women in the real world and not a big deal.

What DOES turn me off is putrescent smells that sometimes occur as a result of untreated and/or chronic infections of the sinuses or large bacterial populations in the lungs.

Unfortunately, all the tooth-brushing and mouthwash in the world won't fix them.

I once had a girlfriend that I sent off to the doctor because her breath smelled like a dead mouse. Turned out she had a fungal infection of her tonsils which had to be removed. HER breath ... I could not stand. LOL

Heavy coffee drinkers can get that sour stale coffee breath. Reminds me of a lot of my old teachers, I just about gagged when they came over to help me with something in class.

... is often a sign of problems with pH and the balance of natural vaginal bacterial flora.

I've frankly never encountered it.

jesus I just had a flashback of my 3rd grade teacher....good gawd did her breath smell like a dinosaur shit in her mouth ewwwwwwwww

Or any smell other than toothpaste, mouthwash, or something really sweet like candy LOL

Hygiene is a big #1 for me. Especially if you desire Gfe with a hottie like me!

I drink, smoke, and eat all of the above shit and then some.

I try to be courteous to the ladies when we meet, and it wouldn't hurt my feelings if they asked me to rinse and/or brush my teeth again.

Shit, last time I saw a lady she told me she could feel the nicotine from my tongue on her pussy and it burned. And this was after I brushed.

It's all good cuz my main deal is to stick my dick in 'em anyway!

summer or winter kimchee ?

I've had a few people ate on the way or before seeing me and forgot about brushing their teeth or gargling or smoked before coming to my room etc and if it's a gfe session I definitely don't tolerate it and kinda tell them in the form of a question "do you mind gargling with mouthwash" something like that. Rarely happens but not everyone is up on their hygiene game lol

Ok. I only eat Garlic when I know my friend, company, partner etc can defend themselves/ They too must eat Garlic and onions with me..

I always brush and scope before any date and expect you to do the same

Cig's are not my favorite. I can cope and deal as long as you don't smell like a factory.
same with alcohol..........

And please do not chew gum on a date. Ehew.

Hahahahahahahahaha lmfao I know thats right.....Tell them again babe.... You should come over here. You can drink and smoke and all that shit.....

See above thread, also!