As I walk through the hallowed halls of ter,  I feel that I must say goodbye.

if I may inquire, you're bringing gifts and yet you can't freaking pay her the full donation (you were $20 short according to the other thread).  You should get your proprieties straight.  Should help a lot with hobbying and living "real life"

a lot of it has come across as self important and self contradictory - like the above mentioned bit about bringing all of these presents but not being able to afford the rate.....

I've read your posts.  you know what you are  talking about  As far as bringing presents, the ones I bring cost between 15 and 20 dollars.  As far as being short on money, it happened one time.  I never said it was okay.  I don't think it was okay.  It is quite obvious that all the providers thought me being short on money was a crime punishable by death.

The over/under is that you're back here by Thursday.

It was pretty much a universal sentiment that showing up for a session knowing full well you didn't have the money to pay for it makes you a "classless act"

Go Tribe!

Why not just leave and not make a grand announcement?  Makes it seem like you just want attention.

you dont have to explain yourself to anyone on here. the ladies or guys.

here's the deal  yes, I was short  it was my error  I did not say it was okay.  I don't think it was okay.  My point was that the provider gave me a break and I thought that was great.  Well, tantamount to saying this is a verbal injection of death on this board.I actually was 60 short.  On my next visit I brought her 600 DOLLARS EXTRA.  That's right .  EXTRA.  That is how much I appreciated what she did for me..

out of all the people on this board, you were the most difficult for me to figure out.  Sometimes I felt that I could explain things to you. other times made me feel that I was run over by a truck.
anyway, you said one thing that was true.  It is me and her against the world.

Are you laying any odds on whether this is the last we'll see of him? Is it because people started thinking he was Udo?

Starring Marlon Brando Red Buttons and several beautiful Japanese ladies.  He described a scene right out of that movie.  His delusion is in technicolor.   My God I hope TER has his IP addresses to provide to the FBI and pray they will never have to.

I am not Udo.  I don't know Udo.

oh, but I do.  I have been convicted and sentenced to death by shortage of money to a provider.
the needle is ready.  Please call the governor for me to get a reprieve.

first time caller  you are funny

Didn't you just say that you were leaving?

Or can we add liar to your long list of endearing qualities? Ooops, too late, you already proved that days ago.

The new UDO does actively engage in conversation and not just start a post and then go hide.  

Nobody on this board holds the least bit of ill will towards her, if she even exists of course. You OTOH have managed to turn the entire board against you in just a few short days. Impressive I would say.

My advice to you is to go away, reinvent yourself under another handle and try again. Or just go away. lol Either way, this handle of yours is shot. You could post here for another ten years under this handle and still be treated with disdain after looking as bad as you have in your short time here.

Not once?

'cause if he's not there yet he's a close 2nd!

Sorry man, but most of your posts have been annoying and put you in a bad light. You're not Udo, because as trollish as Udo's posts were they were entertaining. I hope you did bring the lady more money after shorting her, but that was a duchebag thing to do in the first place.