When I went to visit my friends out of town last month, my goofy girlfriend (who's married to an ex BF of mine) said to her husband as soon as I walked in the door, "hey, hon, as sexual as we know her to be, let's see if she can see what is sexual about my foyer". I caught it right away. She had PUSSYwillows, and PeaCOCK feathers in vases.

Good one, Char.

Char-  can we talk politics some time soon?   Especially western water policy?

I want to play in your Cadillac Desert!  With my saguaro...

I resemble that!

Ask Cari- I am, if anything, too respectful of the ladies I have met.  She kinda wished I had gotten more pushy/demanding.

I think that came from a quote along the lines of "Who'd have thought that the best golf player would be black, the best basketball player would be Chinese and the country would be run by bush, dick and colon."  Can't remember who said it.

Except that he talked about the best golfer being black (Tiger Woods) and the best Rapper being white (Eminem).